Originally posted by Lestov16
There is no disputing this. Bauer wins. McClane loses. The end. Anything you guys have to add that doesn't lead to this conclusion is overhyped McBullshit, bears no truth whatsoever, and should be ignored and loathed by the other readers of this thread
Except for the 30+ pages of your rants being systematically dissected , broken down and proved wrong.
Just did it on page 31 and your dodge at countering what you claimed weren't facts of 24 is proof.
But please, do continue to quote yourself and responding with how awesome the quote was, that seems to be working well for you.
Indeed, you're right. This thread has gone on far enough. I'm done. You and Sadako think McClane wins, and anybody who isn't a retarded fool sees that Bauer wins, so whether or not your simplistic mind is able to comprehend the facts is no concern of mine, as your approval isn't needed to validate Bauer's win. The facts and proven feats show Bauer wins. Nothing else needs to be said.
You and Sadako will probably post some more nonsensical, idiotic, baseless, blatantly false crap about your McButt Buddy, but just know, in the real world, where the facts count, Bauer pwns McClane all day every day. Peace
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sure Lesty, sure. 🙄Apart from McClane:
*Having actual movie feats,
*Staying alive through the run, enduring all he did without dying once
*Having feats that transcend physical likelihood in reality,
*Having superior Durability
*Having superior minutes-onscreen-to-action/killing-time ratio
*Having superior feats of fortune
*Not relying on CTU for constant support
*Still making movies
*Being likely to win any and all drinking contests whilst going on to kill entire gangs of badguys with massive hangover
*Not getting captured for 20 months like a klutz
*Not having had to be a dirty skaghead
*Being the one who Bauer tries so hard to emulate, despite aforementioned reliance on CTU, having died etc etc
*Being more entertaining pound-for-pound and a more likeable character
Your butthurt and illogical self claims of win are a mark of the gigafathoms of depth of your butthurt and inability to let go after you've been proved wrong so hard.
Cheap baseless insults and putting your fingers in your ears to escape reality is all you have. Sad. So sad. 🙁
Originally posted by Lestov16You and Sadako will probably post some more nonsensical, idiotic, baseless, blatantly false crap about your McButt Buddy, but just know, in the real world, where the facts count, Bauer pwns McClane all day every day. Peace
Ooooh 2nd rage quit. Aren't we blessed?
Peace. 🙂
Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed, you're right. This thread has gone on far enough. I'm done. You and Sadako think McClane wins, and anybody who isn't a retarded fool sees that Bauer wins, so whether or not your simplistic mind is able to comprehend the facts is no concern of mine, as your approval isn't needed to validate Bauer's win. The facts and proven feats show Bauer wins. Nothing else needs to be said.You and Sadako will probably post some more nonsensical, idiotic, baseless, blatantly false crap about your McButt Buddy, but just know, in the real world, where the facts count, Bauer pwns McClane all day every day. Peace
Leave, just don't leave mad. K?
Funny that you say "in the real world, where the facts count", since I'm still waiting for you to disprove the verifiable facts concerning Season 4 of 24 which I posted on page 31 and which you implied were false.
Originally posted by Lestov16
And I'm still waiting on verifiable evidence that shows McClane outclasses Bauer in anythingGuess we'll be waiting for a longggg time.....
....since you simply deny blatant truth when you hear it going "nyahhhh nyahhhhhh nyahhhhhh" with your ears, escaping to a reality where everything you choose to believe is the only truth, despite the 30 odd pages clearly showing you and everyone else that it simply isnt so, we can all guess that yes, you WILL be.....
'Series' as in TV series, Mindset?
😖hifty:
Dark Helmet has more legible movie feats than Jack Bauer in this scene:
YouTube video
And he is less of a deluded fanboy of himself in this scene than Lesty is of Bauer.
Originally posted by Lestov16
And I'm still waiting on verifiable evidence that shows McClane outclasses Bauer in anythingGuess we'll be waiting for a longggg time.....
LoL, not only do you have the last 32 pages, now Bauer is better at everything?
Let's see:
-Taking out a helicopter with a car cos he ran out of bullets and didn't cower like a pussy while crying for Tony to save his ass yet again by calling in an airstrike.
McClane wins that one. So clearly, you're wrong again.
Let's see:
H2H- Bauer has better feats
Guns- Bauer has equivalent feats with his combat experience giving him the edge
Melee- Bauer has better feats
Counterterrorism- Bauer has better feats
These are the only ones that matter. Fine, McClane is better at the "launch a car and kill only harmless pilots" feats, but thats not one of the categories we're discussing, so GTFO with your OT nonsense
I bet you wouldn't say that if the bag of beggin strips had a photo of Jack Bauer on them.....
You be going: "Oooooooooooohhhh these beggin strips are SO tasty Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm.....may I have another ten bags...?
cause these beggin strips beat every pan of fried bacon ever made, and every other form of culinary dish since time began....Why must you accept this, when all evidence points to the contrary..? Cause I said so!!!!!!! Nomm nommm nommm...... I want more Beggin strips grease down my gullet.... now!!!"
😖hifty:
*End commercial*
Guys, FFS Get Over It Already.
jack bauer wins. Maybe you need to read a few "Jack Bauer facts".