John McClane vs Bane

Originally posted by NemeBro
No it wasn't.

The OP specifically stated that Bane is, in fact, taking the fight directly to McClane, one on one, then made an addendum, in only the third post, that he intended this to be a fistfight, rather than Bane trying to fistfight a man with a loaded weapon.

Stop whining.

Except for the part where it says "Same scenario as DH1 but it's Bane taking over the building".

Yes, that's called altering the thread after the fact, since Ninjak stated the obvious that Bane dies. aka McClane was gimped, so Bane could have a chance.

If you want to cry "spite", sure, but stop polishing Bane's new shiny cock.

Well considering how Bane did take out armed policemen......

McClane would provbably aim for center of mass first. I bet that breastplate Bane wears could stop a bullet.

Either way, McClane wins.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except for the part where it says "Same scenario as DH1 but it's Bane taking over the building".

Yes, that's called altering the thread after the fact, since Ninjak stated the obvious that Bane dies. aka McClane was gimped, so Bane could have a chance.

If you want to cry "spite", sure, but stop polishing Bane's new shiny cock.

Canon.

Originally posted by Pwned
Well considering how Bane did take out armed policemen......

McClane would provbably aim for center of mass first. I bet that breastplate Bane wears could stop a bullet.

Either way, McClane wins.

He headshots. He holds the gun level at the face.
All documented screenfeats.

Also how many of those generic armed police actually shot him?
None.

Originally posted by Mindset
Bane polishes his cock with the back of McClane's throat.

Canon.

McClane f**ks the bullet hole in Bane's face that he put there with his..

..cannon.

😆

Brings a whole new meaning to **** your brains out!

😆 at the McClane Camp's massive gimping of Bane to allow McClane to even have a chance

You had to alter the scenario of the thread from a simple CQC match to a scenario you know is simplistic enough for McClane to handle to net him his win. And then you act as if Bane is going to just re-enact all of Hans words, tactics, etc. He's clearly far more intelligent than that, and if your are going to ignore that, then what's even the point of the thread, since Bane is gimped from doing anything but re-enacting the tactics of a pathetically amateurish villain in comparison?

Originally posted by Robtard
Except for the part where it says "Same scenario as DH1 but it's Bane taking over the building".

Yes, that's called altering the thread after the fact, since Ninjak stated the obvious that Bane dies. aka McClane was gimped, so Bane could have a chance.

If you want to cry "spite", sure, but stop polishing Bane's new shiny cock.

I like how you're crying gimp, when, if you had your way, McClane would be shooting an unarmed man in this fight.

Seriously, stop whining.

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 at the McClane Camp's massive gimping of Bane to allow McClane to even have a chance

You had to alter the scenario of the thread from a simple CQC match to a scenario you know is simplistic enough for McClane to handle to net him his win. And then you act as if Bane is going to just re-enact all of Hans words, tactics, etc. He's clearly far more intelligent than that, and if your are going to ignore that, then what's even the point of the thread, since Bane is gimped from doing anything but re-enacting the tactics of a pathetically amateurish villain in comparison?

🙄

There has been no gimping from the McClane supporters at all.

Its you who were screaming no fair when the logical conclusion was arrived at...pure butthurt.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're ignoring the part where the thread starter, in the OP, made the scenario "Bane is going to go fight McClane".

I like how you're crying gimp, when, if you had your way, McClane would be shooting an unarmed man in this fight.

Seriously, stop whining.

Yes Bane is on his way to fight McClane in the same scenario as DH1. Meaning there are guards. Bane has no idea where McClane is. And as Bane just starts killing guards one sounds the alarm.

And soon police arriving.
To stop the crazy unarmed masked psychopath who is beating up and breaking people's necks, screaming for McClane's blood! lol/

McClane sees the commotion of cops and possibly takes the lift down to the first floor to see what's up. From the windows or Nakatomi receives the alarm and alerts the party-goers.

Catches a lift down. Picks up a gun. Shoots Bane in the face once he arrives.

If Bane arrives at the party it's gonna be Bane vs a party of douchbags + McClane.

A silly scenario. Completely unrealistic. And makes Bane look like an idiot.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're ignoring the part where the thread starter, in the OP, made the scenario "Bane is going to go fight McClane".

I like how you're crying gimp, when, if you had your way, McClane would be shooting an unarmed man in this fight.

Seriously, stop whining.

Which doesn't out-do the preset "same scenario as in Die Hard", McClane had guns; McClane used his environment to his advantage. Watch Die Hard and deal.

It was a poorly done match, as the only reason Bane survived was cos someone wasn't smart enough to put a bullet or two in him, it's not my fault Bane isn't smart enough to use guns.

Seriously, stop crying cos Bane loses to an ungimped McClane and the thread should have stopped after Ninjak's first post.

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 at the McClane Camp's massive gimping of Bane to allow McClane to even have a chance

You had to alter the scenario of the thread from a simple CQC match to a scenario you know is simplistic enough for McClane to handle to net him his win. And then you act as if Bane is going to just re-enact all of Hans words, tactics, etc. He's clearly far more intelligent than that, and if your are going to ignore that, then what's even the point of the thread, since Bane is gimped from doing anything but re-enacting the tactics of a pathetically amateurish villain in comparison?

No one has changed a thing about Bane here, stop being a dumbass.

The scenario was altered to benefit Bane after reply one made it obvious that Bane loses. Stop being a dumbass.

Bane lost the thread because he was placed in a gimped scenario where he would have no choice but to follow the tactics of a lesser common thief whom Bane massively outclasses. Like I said, if you're just going to have Bane repeat everything Hans did, then what is even the point of the thread?

Not true. He lost on all levels.

And Hans was an exceptional thief.

That is all strawmannery its not about that.

McClane beats Bane H2H? 😆 The McCirclejerk just never ends, does it?

Why not: He is faster stronger and out of the gate he would devastate Bane's mask and possibly head. By shooting him or otherwise:
McClane could procure a weapon on site like he usually does, improvising a method of dispatchery in an amusing way then follow it up with a witty quip.

😆 Bane would snap McChump's spine in two.

And GTFO with your Mcdownplaying of Batman, because last I checked, Bats, with a crippled leg, made an impossible escape from the desert prison, whereas McBytch had to take a time out because he stepped on glass 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Bane would snap McChump's spine in two.

And GTFO with your Mcdownplaying of Batman, because last I checked, Bats, with a crippled leg, made an impossible escape from the desert prison, whereas McBytch had to take a time out because he stepped on glass 😂

Are you saying Bruce Wayne could've run through a floor of broken glass and laughed it off like the masochist from Little Shop of Horrors???

Cause I've seen him cry like a ***** before.

McClane Ramboed on to save the day still broken glass or no.

Just like he always does.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Are you saying Bruce Wayne could've run through a floor of broken glass and laughed it off like the masochist from Little Shop of Horrors???

Cause I've seen him cry like a ***** before.

Considering he's smart enough to wear his Batsuit (He is Batman after all), yeah, he would've tanked the glass.

Once again, Bruce overcame the pain of missing cartilage to make an impossible jump out of the desert prison, whereas McClane had to take a time out because of the comparatively minor injury of glass

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane Ramboed on to save the day still broken glass or no.

Just like he always does.

........Against amateur-hour foes who are nowhere near Bane's level