John McClane vs Bane

Originally posted by Lestov16
Wank wank wank slurrrp sluuurrrp...Oh Baney...Ooohhhh Bauer.....*more inane irrelevance* *Some butthurt comment about glass* Tug tug tug tug slurrrp sluuurrrrp sluuuuurrrpppppp

He Pwned the glass. And all the guys that caused it to break with their bullets.

"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass...??" - John McClane, Die Hard 1

Ha. A concrete puncher who had to be saved from a badly handicapped man by a girl. Concrete dies all over the place in the Die Hard movies....you know what doesnt though...? McClane.

A badly handicapped man who was leagues (pardon the pun) above McClane in the combat department. Bane would have raped McClane had McClane been in the same position. Just like Bane is going to rape McClane here

Bane clearly showed that he lacks what it takes to break the unbreakable. 🙂

No McClane wont get raped. He is not Bauer trying to get through the Die Hard movies without Tony and co.

He already broke the unbreakable. Unless you're now going to say McClane was above Batman 😂

It's going to be hilarious seeing McClane doing his best Bobby Trippe impression 😂

🙄

A no-cartilage-left beaten up old ass Batman...? Sure.

Did you not see TDKR?

Also think for once about the inanity of what you just said.
IE The death star is indestructible, and the Titanic unsinkable, by your "rationale"... 😆

Batman was breakable. Very breakable indeed.

You've now combined your Bauer fellating with your massive, legendary butthurt and turned it into Bauer-felching. Euuwwwwwww. 😘

A crippled Batman is still leagues above McBytch on his best day, and it's hilarious that you think otherwise

You are the one who originally said McChump was unbreakable. I merely proved how, like everything else, what you said was baseless McBiased bullshit

Bats most certainly wasn't breakable, considering humans don't usually heal from a snapped vertebrae and then re-train themselves to be combat masters who can make impossible leaps out of prisons. Once again, the fact that you have to downplay Batman is just utterly hilarious and really shows how much McBias is in your noggin 😆

Bane makes McChump his Bobby Trippe. The end.

Also the fact that you know about all of these nasty sex acts like felching is quite odd. I don't want to know what techniques you and McClane use in the bedroom! Keep it to yourself!

Clearly not.

Screenfeats, baby.

He was breakable: Bane broke him.

Batman downplayed Batman.
I don't downplay, unlike you, who feels the need to all the time..

Nope its not. I used to watch the Mary Whitehouse Experience.
Besides theres a big difference between having heard of it, and actually doing it, like you do every night to whatever Bauer/Bane fanwank is trendy on the day. (I see you didnt ask what it was btw. lol )

😆 at that Mcbiased notion

Screenfeats prove he gets WTFpwned by glass 😆

Once again, the fact you think McClane is above even crippled Batman exposes your Mcbias

So you watched the show, and then you suggested it to McClane? He was probably ecstatic at the idea

Except that he didnt get pwned by glass, he volutarily ran across it in bare feet then calmly picked it out moments later...then killed everyone and saved the day... so that demonstrates your bias and hatered of Mcclane through butthurt right there.

Nah. Its not bias. Hence no "exposure".

Sorry what was that? all I could hear was you and Bauer, and lots of sickening squelching noises coming from your lovetent. At least I think it was you....hard to tell if it was your voice since you clearly had your mouth full.

Did you miss the part where Batman had bionics to compensate for the lack of cartilage in his legs?

Nope. He still needed them.

If we gimped Batman to the same degree that others felt the need to gimp McClane to here, Batman would have no bionics, no armour and would probably have his hands tied behind his back.

Bane makes McClane die hard.

Why's this even a discussion? BATMAN got whooped. Before you pull the "he was weary," look at all of the elite killers Bruce took out before fighting Bane. Out of shape my ass. Also, those bionics INCREASED his strength. One kick and concrete/brick shattered.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. He still needed them.

If we gimped Batman to the same degree that others felt the need to gimp McClane to here, Batman would have no bionics, no armour and would probably have his hands tied behind his back.

Stop whining because your childhood hero can't beat Bane in the area where Bane excels at.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's McClane versus Bane in a fistfight.

Stop whining because your childhood hero can't beat Bane in the area where Bane excels at.

I'm doubting that Sadako even SAW "Rises." Bane was just a force of raw, untamed nature.

Well Im afraid you're wrong to doubt in this case.

And I saw the bit where Bane had to be saved by his ladyfriend too, when his weakpoint was exploited..

I didn't see any evidence that he was bulletproof either.

This is a fistfight.

Your butthurt clouds your rational mind.

And ur just jelly that you don't get to have sex with underage girls like Bane does.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well Im afraid you're wrong to doubt in this case.

And I saw the bit where Bane had to be saved by his ladyfriend too, when his weakpoint was exploited..

I didn't see any evidence that he was bulletproof either.

So McClane has a knife and knows Bane's background and exact weakness?
Because that's the only reason Batman won.
And if McClane has a gun here, let's give Bane one.

Ah gimped it is, then.

Well McClane lucks out, smashes off the mask, nutshots him, throat punches him, game over.

You keep judging Bane on the fact that he kept winning against a smashed up old man who would not allow himself to kill.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
So McClane has a knife and knows Bane's background and exact weakness?
Because that's the only reason Batman won.
And if McClane has a gun here, let's give Bane one.

Nah McClane uses the same 9mm Beretta that is his standard gear to shoot Bane through the head.
But Bane wasnt shown having one. Screenfeats and basic attributes.

LOLZ at the fact that not only does McClane has to be gimped here, but Bane now has to have extra stuff added to him in order to secure a butthurt fanboy win. lol

I judge Bane on the fact that he took hits from a man who could break bricks with a single easy kick and that he demonstrated near or outright superhuman physical strength and a virtual immunity to pain.

He punches McClane into submission.