Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Started by Robtard71 pages

Why is this thread at 25+ pages? Link wins, it was shown in the first page or two.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why is this thread at 25+ pages? Link wins, it was shown in the first page or two.
Mostly because Quan has the tenacity of a whack-a-mole machine.

It's actually rather admirable.

If you find something akin to a fly that can't get out through an open window admirable, then yes, I suppose it would be.

Well that's not really what Quan is doing.

See Quan had already decided before making this thread that Russell would win. To Quan it was a decision based on his own internal reasoning and logic and trying to argue against that outcome is basically the same as trying to argue against the existence of oxygen.

Based on empirical data(at least what you can gather when talking about two fictional characters) then of course Link wins and everyone who approaches the thread with that mindset will see that. But empirical data only works if a person is willing to consider it. If the person has wrapped themselves up in their own internal logic then you're not going to get anyway with them. They have decided and there is simply no reaching them. That's actually what the word "idiot" means.

What fascinates me is that with Quan it's kind of a mystery why he bothers making threads. Initially(at least from the VGVF experience) it seemed like he was interested in a genuine discussion but soon evolved into what you're arguing with today. If he already knows what the outcome will be and still makes the threads then something's up. Either he is genuinely just so dense and resolved to his way or no way that he can spend countless amounts of hours debating with someone he has no chance of actually causing second thoughts in or he is indeed trolling. Another would be a mix of both where he is genuine but goes out of his way to try and get the best reactions so that he can appear smarter than you guys.

Either way you guys have been fighting a losing battle. The one who needs helps here isn't Quan because if Quan is just going to stay in his little world where nothing can reach him then strictly speaking there is no helping him. It's you guys that need to stop because it's clearly not good for you and it just makes you look bad.

This is America. We save people from themselves.

No, but for real, shut up. I must endure. I shall carry on.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why is this thread at 25+ pages? Link wins, it was shown in the first page or two.
Incorrect. Russell's shown the speed to disarm Link before he raises his sword. It also hasn't been proven raising his sword would even kill or hurt Russell.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mostly because Quan has the tenacity of a whack-a-mole machine.
You let me get inside your head. You continue to back down and be one of my beta male victims.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
If you find something akin to a fly that can't get out through an open window admirable, then yes, I suppose it would be.
Yet another of my stable of victims.

Adorable, be thinks he's in my head.

Russell cannot hurt Link or disarm him, and disarming him does nothing to stop the sword from killing him just be being there.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Adorable, be thinks he's in my head.

Russell cannot hurt Link or disarm him, and disarming him does nothing to stop the sword from killing him just be being there.

What does be thinks he's in my head mean ? Maybe it's lingo in that odd land up north, Canada.

Far less can hurt Link as anyone who has played the game can attest to. You seem to believe he's invincible. Fanboyish.

Prove the sword can destroy him. It's like saying a tanning bed can destroy a vampire. You're my chewtoy.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Adorable, be thinks he's in my head.

Russell cannot hurt Link or disarm him, and disarming him does nothing to stop the sword from killing him just be being there.

If he was in your head he'd be smarter. And considerably more insane.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What does be thinks he's in my head mean ? Maybe it's lingo in that odd land up north, Canada.

Far less can hurt Link as anyone who has played the game can attest to. You seem to believe he's invincible. Fanboyish.

Prove the sword can destroy him. It's like saying a tanning bed can destroy a vampire. You're my chewtoy.

Lol, what? He believes Link is invincible, and he's the fanboy? Holy shit. You're insane. Prove Russell can survive sunlight.

Chewtoy, eh? I always figured you for a creature that rolls in shit.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
If he was in your head he'd be smarter. And considerably more insane.

Lol, what? He believes Link is invincible, and he's the fanboy? Holy shit. You're insane. Prove Russell can survive sunlight.

Chewtoy, eh? I always figured you for a creature that rolls in shit.

Prove the sword emits sunlight. Tanning bed logic for the loss. Far less can damage Link you fanboy and acting like Russell can't harm a guy while goats put him on his ass is insane.

If by shit you mean on my victims such as you and the Link brigade then I agree.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
If he was in your head he'd be smarter. And considerably more insane.

Lol, what? He believes Link is invincible, and he's the fanboy? Holy shit. You're insane. Prove Russell can survive sunlight.

Chewtoy, eh? I always figured you for a creature that rolls in shit.


haermm This provided me with great lulz, well done sir.

But yeah. Link draws the sword, Russell goes up in flames. /Thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove the sword emits sunlight. Tanning bed logic for the loss. Far less can damage Link you fanboy and acting like Russell can't harm a guy while goats put him on his ass is insane.

If by shit you mean on my victims such as you and the Link brigade then I agree.

Lmao. Damn near 30 pages later and he's finally like "Alright, what about this sun shit, now?" Ugh. The Master Sword becomes infused with the power of the sun of the Twilight Realm. It gains the power to cut away the darkness that Zant spread in the realm, blow away the dark fog, and transform the Twili from their beast-like states.

It's the LLLC, and no. I mean the shit you call logic and arguments. You roll in it. Like a dog. Damn, I hate having to explain jokes. It kills it. But of course the one moron in the room is all "I don't get it!"

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Lmao. Damn near 30 pages later and he's finally like "Alright, what about this sun shit, now?" Ugh. The Master Sword becomes infused with the power of the sun of the Twilight Realm. It gains the power to cut away the darkness that Zant spread in the realm, blow away the dark fog, and transform the Twili from their beast-like states.

It's the LLLC, and no. I mean the shit you call logic and arguments. You roll in it. Like a dog. Damn, I hate having to explain jokes. It kills it. But of course the one moron in the room is all "I don't get it!"

That doesn't prove it will destroy a vampire just because it can take on the twili shiznizz.

No, I roll on my mutilated victims such as yourself and your nitwit friends. Get on msn and plan for ways to take me on. You will fail.

Russell's too fast and can kill Link before he unsheathes his sword anywho.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That doesn't prove it will destroy a vampire just because it can take on the twili shiznizz.

No, I roll on my mutilated victims such as yourself and your nitwit friends. Get on msn and plan for ways to take me on. You will fail.

Russell's too fast and can kill Link before he unsheathes his sword anywho.

It's a sun, your argument is invalid.

Russell couldn't kill Link if Link didn't bother drawing the sword, the fact is Link would beat his ass with his bare hands.

The fact that he legitimately need only draw his weapon to instawin is just funny as hell though. Nice spite thread, Quan.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's a sun, your argument is invalid.
No, his sword isn't the sun. It's like saying fire in general is the same as the sun. LOL at this lackluster argument.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Russell couldn't kill Link if Link didn't bother drawing the sword, the fact is Link would beat his ass with his bare hands.

The fact that he legitimately need only draw his weapon to instawin is just funny as hell though. Nice spite thread, Quan.

Based on what ? Link struggling to wield the ball and chain. The same ball and chain the enemy wielded with one hand. Or based on the horse tossing him off due to a lack of strength ? Or is it due to goats running his ass over ? Russell destroys his opponents with his hands while Link needs a sword and skill to overcome his lackluster opponents.

Oh, you mean the ball and chain he uses to knock around hundred ton enemies? Or the horse he didn't want to kill? Or the goats he stopped, much like the giant stone giants he stopped and overpowered later on?

You're cute. Try again.