Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP) · Foreign Cinema

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, you mean the ball and chain he uses to knock around hundred ton enemies? Or the horse he didn't want to kill? Or the goats he stopped, much like the giant stone giants he stopped and overpowered later on?
You're cute. Try again.

He needs the proper technique to stop the goat. The ball and chain he can barely wield while Russell palms cars. The boots are required. You can overpower a horse without killing it. You're acting like Link can't even control his own strength like he's some kind of maroon.

Russell is portrayed as superhuman destroying strength while Link needs weapons/training/ and a whole lot of aid on his weak quest.

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The technique of bracing himself and then physically bringing it to a full stop by being stronger than it? I need to learn that one. Russell puts his hands on cars that are already stopping, Link actually stops Gorons that weight 30x more than a car. 🙂 And then? Throws them like ragdolls.

lol, dat 'weak quest' where he fights a guy whose destroyed entire cities, busted islands, merged dimensions across entire countries and turned off the godamn sun. Righto.

Go on, try again.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The technique of bracing himself and then physically bringing it to a full stop by being stronger than it? I need to learn that one. Russell puts his hands on cars that are already stopping, Link actually stops Gorons that weight 30x more than a car. 🙂 And then? Throws them like ragdolls.
lol, dat 'weak quest' where he fights a guy whose destroyed entire cities, busted islands, merged dimensions across entire countries and turned off the godamn sun. Righto.
Go on, try again.

A normal human couldn't come close to doing what Russell did. Link needs to brace for a goat unlike the car in Russell's case showing a superiority over Link.

Link needs boots to deal with Gorons so like I said gear, weapons, skill. LOL.

Hyrule consists of a few towns and an open field. Russell has to deal with modern weapons and civilization unlike weak Hyrule. It's like one big farm.

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Russell couldn't even approach doing what Link did, Link is greater than Russell by a wider margin than Russell is greater than a normal human.

Do the boots make him stronger? 🙂

Lol. Yep, a few guns and some ipods are supposed to compare to city busting reality warpers now?

I hope you're not getting tired. Have another try.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Russell couldn't even approach doing what Link did, Link is greater than Russell by a wider margin than Russell is greater than a normal human.
Do the boots make him stronger? 🙂
Lol. Yep, a few guns and some ipods are supposed to compare to city busting reality warpers now?
I hope you're not getting tired. Have another try.

The boots make him able to wrestle with a Goron. Without the weight Link simply can't compete. Russell doesn't need items to make himself more uber. Russell is a physical machine and has speed on Link in shades. I guess Russell could push him down over and over again but according to you he can't hurt him ? Laughable.

A few guns ? LOL. I guess swords and arrows are greater than semi automatic weapons and modern weaponry.

I mean taking over hyrule is like taking over a farm. It's downright funny.

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So in short, no, the boots do not make Link stronger, and Link overpowering and throwing stone giants is all him. Glad we agree.

Link > Russell, draws his sword, wins.

Bentley Seitei

Quan just convinced me of how beastly Link is.

Link ftw.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So in short, no, the boots do not make Link stronger, and Link overpowering and [b]throwing stone giants is all him. Glad we agree.
Link > Russell, draws his sword, wins. [/B]

Link used technique and gear. On his own in his own mini body he can't do crap or shit to the gorons. Russell palms cars with his johnson while Link is playing playing around with goats in the fields.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Bentley
Quan just convinced me of how beastly Link is.
Link ftw.

You and I both know Russell wins.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
You and I both know Russell wins.

Except everyone on this forum knows you're either
1. Lying and a troll.
2. Delusional.

I'm leaning towards you being a troll because I honestly doubt even you are this dense, and a lot of your baiting is kind of hilarious honestly. 'weak quest' lol.

The boots do not make Link stronger, you've already admitted this, your trolling is done with, now run along.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Except everyone on this forum knows you're either
1. Lying and a troll.
2. Delusional.
I'm leaning towards you being a troll because I honestly doubt even you are this dense, and a lot of your baiting is kind of hilarious honestly. 'weak quest' lol.
The boots do not make Link stronger, you've already admitted this, your trolling is done with, now run along.

I never said they make him stronger they make it possible.

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IE: Link is strong enough to toss Dangoro like a ragdoll and overpower Fyrus. Concession accepted.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
IE: Link is strong enough to toss Dangoro like a ragdoll and overpower Fyrus. Concession accepted.

Russell is too fast. Link won't touch him. Link also can't outwrestle them without the boots. I don't concede, wimp.

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Russell is not too fast for someone who fights and wins against combat teleporters and lightning timers.

Nor is he strong enough to damage Link. Thus, his speed is irrelevant.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Link doesn't have to be as fast when his opponent can't damage him and he wields a sword that emanates sunlight.
Link could flail his arms blindly while spinning in a circle, and this tornado of destruction would make Russel coming closer a very bad idea, because a single stray flail takes his head off.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Russell is not too fast for someone who fights and wins against combat teleporters and lightning timers.
Nor is he strong enough to damage Link. Thus, his speed is irrelevant.

So when does Link show he can take on lightning timers ? You need massive help. A goat can knock Link around yet a 3,000 year old vampire can't ? Paste, quit eating paste. Put the crest down, sailor.

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You mean the goats Link stops at the beginning of his adventure while at his weakest, without trouble? They'd still do better than Russell, sure, but they don't knock him around, that's for damn sure.

To be blunt, Russell would break his hand trying.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You mean the goats Link stops at the beginning of his adventure while at his weakest, without trouble? They'd still do better than Russell, sure, but they don't knock him around, that's for damn sure.
To be blunt, Russell would break his hand trying.

So a hyrulian goat is more formidable than Russell ? You're such a troll. Show me anyone breaking their hands attacking Link's face.

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It stands just as much chance of hurting Link as Russell does by feats.

Read: None.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It stands just as much chance of hurting Link as Russell does by feats.
Read: None.

Did you not play the game ? Prove Russell would hurt his hand based on what he has done and what can hurt Link.

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Things that don't hurt Link: Massive, armoured stone giants rolling into him.

Being hit with giant axes by super strong Bulbins.

Being fired at the ground out of a cannon in the sky.

Russell cannot cause comparative force to any of those. 🙂