Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Started by BloodRain71 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
Link doesn't die because he doesn't die. He wins. That doesn't mean he's invulnerable to their attacks. My god this is some of the worst logic I've ever seen. The game never portrays Link as beyond injury/death let alone against a Goron. Russell's much stronger than Gorons. His strength feats also prove this.

So you deny that you said that Goron's can hurt him while saying nothing about killing him? Even if you dont like the boots thing, the fact is that the Gorons still repeatedly hit Link in canon* and he suffers no damage.

Russell's stronger? Lets compare;

-Russell rips someone head off? Gorons casually roll around while crushing head-sized rocks.
-Russell stops a breaking car moving at best 5mph? Gorons pastime, besides eating rocks, is punching wide tunnels through solid rock. In fact they can tunnel/punch though so easily that they make tunnels as fast as you can walk.
-Russell tips a 1 ton car? Gorons, as Scream posted, can punch around hundreds of tons worth of rock with a single punch.

Feats and portrayals prove that Gorons casually demolish stone with punches. That is > leaving a dent in a car.

*In the wrestling match, in the cutscene where Link gets knocked back by a rolling Goron and in the cutscene before the wrestling where the player if forced to be hit and knocked back. Link gets hit by creatures that can effortlessly destroy rocks and suffers no damage.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Link can die though in the game. He can survive attacks from Hyrulians. I never said he couldn't but he isn't surviving Russell's attacks.

Wait what kind of logic is this?

Hyrilians hitting him in the game = Link surviving their attacks..

..but Gorons hitting him in the game =/= Link surviving their attacks?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am not saying he won't ever get caught off guard. We won't see these guys above bullets in every instance since that makes for boring television. The point is they are so fast humans can't even see their actions with the naked eye. Russell has moved well over 50 feet up to a human and disarmed him before he even could see what was happening. Russell is too fast for Link. Russell is too strong for Link. Russell is too ruthless for Link.

Oh no no no.. 'He saw them, saw the shot coming, saw the net, failed to react or budge an inch'. Usually if you said that everyone was caught off guard then maybe Id give you some merit, but the thing is these are vampires. Vampires that can apparently move so fast that humans cant keep track of them < casting a net?

Y'know a humans reaction times is at 0.2 seconds, 0.1 for peak humans? Well that net took 0.5 seconds to reach Bill(?), 0.7 if we take in the time before the shot was fired and yes the fact that he saw him before the shot was fired takes away that 'caught off guard' notion unless vamps are too simple minded to connect AVL with 'be on your guard'. Id put good money on a peak human having a good chance to duck out of the way of that with that ample 0.7 seconds.

Oh and in that same ep a gang of vamps were being mowed down by bullets and failed to react to a single one (should have easily done so after the first shot), wheres that speed?

Urm.. is he floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee too? Lets keep the 'he's the greatest' quotes for another time, yeah?

Originally posted by quanchi112
He can control what level of strength he uses but it shouldn't require any real effort but the game makes it clear it does.

So Russell can control his level of strength but Link cant?
Eg; Im fairly athletic so I have decent strength to my name. Now when I was assisting a friend in getting a dog to the vets, mid-small sized, even though Im much stronger than the dog and had to control my strength, even then there was some struggle so not to harm the dog. If Link went 100% ridged he would have harmed Epona. More importantly is that it wasn't about force.. it was about getting his horse to calm down. Its hard for someone/thing to be put in a headlock and feel calmer for it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dorf wasn't accessing the power triforce at the time nor do I think he's that powerful without directly accessing it. Link's strong yes but nowhere near the portrayal that Russell is on.

Dorf has been accessing the ToP since it activated, thats always been the way. So when has Russell had the strength to tear apart thick armour? Russ ripping out a spin is like shadow beasts tearing apart armoured soldiers, which Link defeats in hordes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
If you say his bare hands wreck Russell you need to prove it with an example. Anything else is just wishful thinking.

I.. Im not sure if I ever said that Link would use his bare hands O.o

Alright; the strength to push, pick up and throw the several ton Gorons. And no, the boots are needed to stop Link from being pushed around, so his lifting feats are a separate thing.
The strength to push around hundred ton blocks and to knock around an est 600 ton ice boss.

Oh, and moving 50ft before a normal person reacts? Thats like 75m/s speed, and 'disappearing' speed to a human is 90m/s.

Arrows move at around 60-90m/s. Arrows that not only has Link been swatting out of the air since in I think every game, but Link has also fought and defeated foes that can casually dodge arrows (eg Ganondorf).

Quanchi's tenacity is top tier.

If only it could be used for good.

Russel obviously loses.

He is too weak, slow, soft-skinned.

I am genuinely amazed this is still going on.

As a youngster Quan must have said "When I grow up, I wanna be a whack a mole machine!"

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Russel obviously loses.

He is too weak, slow, soft-skinned.

Deep down you know you're full of shit.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
As a youngster Quan must have said "When I grow up, I wanna be a whack a mole machine!"
This from the guy who hasn't been sober in years. You seek to avoid reality because you have no place in it.

I'm sober right now.

Originally posted by BloodRain
So you deny that you said that Goron's can hurt him while saying nothing about killing him? Even if you dont like the boots thing, the fact is that the Gorons still repeatedly hit Link in canon* and he suffers no damage.

Russell's stronger? Lets compare;

-Russell rips someone head off? Gorons casually roll around while crushing head-sized rocks.
-Russell stops a breaking car moving at best [b]5mph
? Gorons pastime, besides eating rocks, is punching wide tunnels through solid rock. In fact they can tunnel/punch though so easily that they make tunnels as fast as you can walk.
-Russell tips a 1 ton car? Gorons, as Scream posted, can punch around hundreds of tons worth of rock with a single punch.

Feats and portrayals prove that Gorons casually demolish stone with punches. That is > leaving a dent in a car.

*In the wrestling match, in the cutscene where Link gets knocked back by a rolling Goron and in the cutscene before the wrestling where the player if forced to be hit and knocked back. Link gets hit by creatures that can effortlessly destroy rocks and suffers no damage.

Wait what kind of logic is this?

Hyrilians hitting him in the game = Link surviving their attacks..

..but Gorons hitting him in the game =/= Link surviving their attacks?

Oh no no no.. 'He saw them, saw the shot coming, saw the net, failed to react or budge an inch'. Usually if you said that everyone was caught off guard then maybe Id give you some merit, but the thing is these are vampires. Vampires that can apparently move so fast that humans cant keep track of them < casting a net?

Y'know a humans reaction times is at 0.2 seconds, 0.1 for peak humans? Well that net took 0.5 seconds to reach Bill(?), 0.7 if we take in the time before the shot was fired and yes the fact that he saw him before the shot was fired takes away that 'caught off guard' notion unless vamps are too simple minded to connect AVL with 'be on your guard'. Id put good money on a peak human having a good chance to duck out of the way of that with that ample 0.7 seconds.

Oh and in that same ep a gang of vamps were being mowed down by bullets and failed to react to a single one (should have easily done so after the first shot), wheres that speed?

Urm.. is he floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee too? Lets keep the 'he's the greatest' quotes for another time, yeah?

So Russell can control his level of strength but Link cant?
Eg; Im fairly athletic so I have decent strength to my name. Now when I was assisting a friend in getting a dog to the vets, mid-small sized, even though Im much stronger than the dog and had to control my strength, even then there was some struggle so not to harm the dog. If Link went 100% ridged he would have harmed Epona. More importantly is that it wasn't about force.. it was about getting his horse to calm down. Its hard for someone/thing to be put in a headlock and feel calmer for it.

Dorf has been accessing the ToP since it activated, thats always been the way. So when has Russell had the strength to tear apart thick armour? Russ ripping out a spin is like shadow beasts tearing apart armoured soldiers, which Link defeats in hordes.

I.. Im not sure if I ever said that Link would use his bare hands O.o

Alright; the strength to push, pick up and throw the several ton Gorons. And no, the boots are needed to stop Link from being pushed around, so his lifting feats are a separate thing.
The strength to push around hundred ton blocks and to knock around an est 600 ton ice boss.

Oh, and moving 50ft before a normal person reacts? Thats like 75m/s speed, and 'disappearing' speed to a human is 90m/s.

Arrows move at around 60-90m/s. Arrows that not only has Link been swatting out of the air since in I think every game, but Link has also fought and defeated foes that can casually dodge arrows (eg Ganondorf). [/B]

Link can survive yes. He is the hero but he still is affected by far less than Goron strength. This is common place in fiction. Somehow you want to pretend Link is more uber than he is. Nope.

Gorons never fatally kill anyone. So it is another nonsensical thing which doesn't add up like most pieces of fiction.

Russell wasn't using his speed the entire time. Russell was also against a room full of vampires and a room full of trained marksmen. They also used weakness exploitation. Context.

We see he is distracted. It's like saying he needs to react to an entire room of foes at the same time. Not how it works. Sorry. This thread is just him versus Link. Russell's speed shits all over Link's along with his strength.

The Gorons feat doesn't add up or translate over to a foe. It's the same thing like when a comic book character destroys a planet yet doesn't break a bone in Thor's body when they hit him. In fiction things don't need to add up and most of the time they don't because they don't have to obey the laws of physics.

I think Link can control his level of strength but his strength isn't that great to begin with when he tried commandeering the horse. I can easily control an animal with my strength without killing it. LOL at your excuses.

Link defeats them through skill not sheer power. That's the difference he's not as strong or in another class he's as strong as he has to be whereas russell is in another class by himself. Portrayals.

Dorf only accessed it directly when he needed to. It failed him. LOL.

1. That isn't proving it. How much does a Goron weigh ? You don't know and speculate. Link doesn't do the feats you subscribe him to do against Russell. Fanboyism.

Speculation. 🙂

Which scene are you referring to ? I what canon scene does Link swat arrows out of the air ?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm sober right now.
Pics or gtfo.

Pics of what? Lol. Me WITHOUT a bottle of booze? I have tons.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Pics of what? Lol. Me WITHOUT a bottle of booze? I have tons.
Pics proving you are sober right now. I want a pic that says quanchi's ***** with the current date. If you don't take the pic you lose.

You're awful cute when you think you'd wear anything resembling pants in a relationship with me, boyo. My ex sub would collar you and brand her name on you, what I'd do with you doesn't bear repeating here. 131

What Link does to Russell is just as humiliating.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're awful cute when you think you'd wear anything resembling pants in a relationship with me, boyo. My ex sub would collar you and brand her name on you, what I'd do with you doesn't bear repeating here. 131

What Link does to Russell is just as humiliating.

Concession accepted. I knew you weren't sober.

Russell would make Link his pool boy. Russell outlived all Link's lifetimes combined.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Things that don't hurt Link: Massive, armoured stone giants rolling into him.

Being hit with giant axes by super strong Bulbins.

Being fired at the ground out of a cannon in the sky.

Russell cannot cause comparative force to any of those. 🙂

They obviously affected him. They just didn't kill him. It's like me saying I survived a car crash your punches can't hurt me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted. I knew you weren't sober.

Russell would make Link his pool boy. Russell outlived all Link's lifetimes combined.

Right, were that true, that'd just mean you're losing an argument to a drunk. Lose/Lose situation for you.

Link, within hours, faces more danger than Russell could hope to over millenia. 🙂 He smashes Russell faster than a nameless mook.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Right, were that true, that'd just mean you're losing an argument to a drunk. Lose/Lose situation for you.

Link, within hours, faces more danger than Russell could hope to over millenia. 🙂 He smashes Russell faster than a nameless mook.

I've never lost an argument to you. I want you at your best(I know the idea is kind of a paradox but a guy can dream can't he).

Russell doesn't live in a world comprised of a few villages and bamboo sticks he lives in a world with modern day weaponry. The whole Hyruleverse is weak.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I've never lost an argument to you. I want you at your best(I know the idea is kind of a paradox but a guy can dream can't he).

Russell doesn't live in a world comprised of a few villages and bamboo sticks he lives in a world with modern day weaponry. The whole Hyruleverse is weak.


You're a funny little guy with some interesting inferiority issues. I'm not going to do anything to alleviate them.

You yourself made this thread, in which a character to durable to be harmed by your favoured pick, needs only draw his weapon to win.

The conclusion is so insanely fargone, given that Link could beat him with his bare hands, that I'm essentially humouring you out of boredom. If I were drunk, blind, deaf, and dumb, I still could not lose such a poorly conceived debate. 😛

Enjoy repeating yourself.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're a funny little guy with some interesting inferiority issues. I'm not going to do anything to alleviate them.

You yourself made this thread, in which a character to durable to be harmed by your favoured pick, needs only draw his weapon to win.

The conclusion is so insanely fargone, given that Link could beat him with his bare hands, that I'm essentially humouring you out of boredom. If I were drunk, blind, deaf, and dumb, I still could not lose such a poorly conceived debate. 😛

Enjoy repeating yourself.

No, because you haven't proven the sword emits something as powerful as the sun's rays. It's like saying a tanning bed will kill him. We also have the fact Russell's speed is so far beyond Link's you have to be a fanboy to say otherwise.

You conceded. I was beginning to feel sorry for drumming you.

Right because the sword doesn't do things beyond the capability of the-...Oh. Oh, yes it does. That's... That's kind of above a tanning bed.

Russell's faster than normal humans, ohshit, it's almost like Link fights combat telepoOH ****, OH ****. Man, what a set up.

Well, maybe, if Russell could hurt Link this wouldn't be so-Wait, no, Russell can't. Well shit. haermm

So let's see.

Link is too durable to be harmed by Russell.
Link is strong enough to splatter Russell into salsa with an offhand slap.
Link's sword will instantly kill Russell the moment it's ****ing drawn. haermm

Congratulations, you're an idiot. 🙂 Even imagining I'd concede to you only goes to prove as much. Hey, Quan, which way is down? Wonder if you can even get that one right.

Any further response that does not prove Russell has a chance will be ignored, and accepted as nothing less than a concession, boyo. Get evidence (lolyoucan'tbecausethereisn'tany) that Russell would win, or gtfo.

I have better shit to do.