Ozy/Comedian vs Midnighter/Batman

Started by srankmissingnin17 pages

Why would he dress like this if he wasn't skilled at karate? Use your brains.

Kayyyyyyyyyia!!!

Ozy puts his hand up in the path of a bullet because that's all he can do.

Batman when encounter by people arming guns at him just disarms them
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/gothamknights28-batsnatcher.jpg

Two automated sentries get the drop on Batman
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/detective750-batsentryguns1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/detective750-batsentryguns2.jpg

That's what Batman would have done though. She wouldn't have even fired on him in the first place.
But let's shit on that feat EVEN IF Ozy was able to catch the bullet if his hand wasn't in the way before it was fired.

Batman is fast enough to dodge Composite Superman's HV, and deflect it with a ****ing mirror.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batvsheatvision.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batvsheatvision2.jpg

Dodges Superman's sneak attack HV
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batsupereflex.jpg

Fast enough to dodge a pissed Superman's punch from behind.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/supermanbatman39-batvsuperpunch.jpg

Dodges a gun that can fire 5000 rounds per minute
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Gunfire/batconfidential15-batwrathgun1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Gunfire/batconfidential15-batwrathgun2.jpg

Bat teleports from one of the best shots in comics.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batsquadshot.jpg

Reacts to a sniper bullet at 1200 meters per second with his back turned only going off the feel of the air after it's fired. The only warning was the bullet being fired... a little different than SS calling Ozy an ass hole and letting him turn around no?
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper2.jpg

And that's not even the funniest thing. Batman literally punched a bullet out of the air.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/bat%20pics%202/004.jpg

This is nothing though. Batman has so many more feats that skeet all over Ozy putting his hand over the path of a bullet before it's fired that it'd be retarded on my part to include them.
If Batman was in Ozy's position, he would have kicked SS in the uterus before she could react. If he wanted to play with her, he would have easily dodged it, or even punched it out of the air

Batman solos.

Originally posted by h1a8
Clearly he made a karate sound when performing the feat as the writer intended to show the reader his great MA skill.

Originally posted by h1a8
There is 0 evidence of this. Ozy made a karate sound when he caught the bullet and moved in a MA type of way (graceful, fast, and smooth). All indicating that it was his incredible MA skill that allowed him to achieve this feat.

Remember something in fiction doesn't exists if it against the writer's intentions.

or it proves that he trained to be an NHL goalie since the exact same skill set that u described is required. And the writer didn't intend for ozzy to be a 3 ton pre-cog, and never once even mentioned him being a MA master even though he detailed his great accomplishments in other fields like business and science

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Ozy puts his hand up in the path of a bullet because that's all he can do.

Batman when encounter by people arming guns at him just disarms them
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/gothamknights28-batsnatcher.jpg

Two automated sentries get the drop on Batman
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/detective750-batsentryguns1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/detective750-batsentryguns2.jpg

That's what Batman would have done though. She wouldn't have even fired on him in the first place.
But let's shit on that feat EVEN IF Ozy was able to catch the bullet if his hand wasn't in the way before it was fired.

Batman is fast enough to dodge Composite Superman's HV, and deflect it with a ****ing mirror.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batvsheatvision.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batvsheatvision2.jpg

Dodges Superman's sneak attack HV
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batsupereflex.jpg

Fast enough to dodge a pissed Superman's punch from behind.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/supermanbatman39-batvsuperpunch.jpg

Dodges a gun that can fire 5000 rounds per minute
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Gunfire/batconfidential15-batwrathgun1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Gunfire/batconfidential15-batwrathgun2.jpg

Bat teleports from one of the best shots in comics.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batsquadshot.jpg

Reacts to a sniper bullet at 1200 meters per second with his back turned only going off the feel of the air after it's fired. The only warning was the bullet being fired... a little different than SS calling Ozy an ass hole and letting him turn around no?
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper2.jpg

And that's not even the funniest thing. Batman literally punched a bullet out of the air.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/bat%20pics%202/004.jpg

This is nothing though. Batman has so many more feats that skeet all over Ozy putting his hand over the path of a bullet before it's fired that it'd be retarded on my part to include them.
If Batman was in Ozy's position, he would have kicked SS in the uterus before she could react. If he wanted to play with her, he would have easily dodged it, or even punched it out of the air

Batman solos.

dude, why do u have to come in here with ur logical thinking and actual proof. Those things don't belong anywhere near this thread.

-Dynamic Entries in- Did I miss the martial arts party? We're all martial artists because we say so now right?

Originally posted by KingD19
-Dynamic Entries in- Did I miss the martial arts party? We're all martial artists because we say so now right?
Phuck the bs Im a super saiyan

Originally posted by iceman24567
Phuck the bs Im a super saiyan

Can I be an Espada? I want my own theme music.

Originally posted by KingD19
Can I be an Espada? I want my own theme music.
Sure you can bro 😆

Originally posted by iceman24567
Sure you can bro 😆

YouTube video

Oh hellz yeah. 😎

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Originally posted by Silent Master
As I've already shown that the Elements needed to catch a bullet don't require extensive MA training to accquire, your argument is basically, "It takes extensive MA training to catch a bullet, because I say so".

Seeing as the bullet catch is being contested, do you have any other proof of Ozy's supposed A list fighting skill?

You are not understanding. Answer the following so that I know how to go

1. True or False, Ozy obtained the bullet catching ability as a residual of the MA ability.

Originally posted by h1a8
You are not understanding. Answer the following so that I know how to go

1. True or False, Ozy obtained the bullet catching ability as a residual of the MA ability.

False. Ozy obtained the bullet catching ability by putting his hand in the way before it was fired.

Originally posted by KingD19
YouTube video

Oh hellz yeah. 😎


Fine i get this 🙂
YouTube video

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
False. Ozy obtained the bullet catching ability by putting his hand in the way before it was fired.

Putting your hand in the trajectory of the bullet is only one of the many things that are required to catch it. Try again.

Originally posted by h1a8
You are not understanding. Answer the following so that I know how to go

1. True or False, Ozy obtained the bullet catching ability as a residual of the MA ability.

False, until proven otherwise.

As catching a bullet is an indication of hand speed, coordination and durability, non of which require MA skill.

Originally posted by Silent Master
False, until proven otherwise.

As catching a bullet is an indication of hand speed, coordination and durability, non of which require MA skill.

So in no way do you believe that Ozy (not Joe Blow) caught that bullet because of his MA skill?

Originally posted by h1a8
So in no way do you believe that Ozy (not Joe Blow) caught that bullet because of his MA skill?

Bullet catching doesn't require MA skill; it requires hand speed, coordination and durability.

If you want to prove his MA skill, post MA feats.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Bullet catching doesn't require MA skill; it requires hand speed, coordination and durability.

If you want to prove his MA skill, post MA feats.

Answer the question,

Do you believe that Ozy achieved that feat as a residual of his MA skill?

Originally posted by h1a8
Answer the question,

Do you believe that Ozy achieved that feat as a residual of his MA skill?

No. I believe that he caught it as a residual of putting his hand in front of the bullets path before it was fired, and being lucky enough for the impact to be dispersed through his body because of the way he turned when he fell.