How close could thor come to bench pressing the earth once?

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Originally posted by Horrificus
I always read that phenomenon as the serpent needing to change size in order to interact with the characters. Or, to take a more personal pleasure in ravaging the humans.
Originally posted by Horrificus
If you are going to adhere to that statement being canon, you also have to adhere to the statements about it's size and actions.
Come on man, you can't pick one, skip the next, grab another, then ignore those over there, etc. 😉

Psssst... Don't tell anybody, but... it's able to change it's size and shape at will. Yeah. 😱

Originally posted by Horrificus
Simply from "writhing", not trying to crush the planet. I'm just going by the words on-panel.

Again, it is a size and shape-changer and it is within it's character to interact with characters in the stories. It has never said or been show anywhere that it is only capable of those smaller sizes. The opposite is always stated, that it encircles the globe. As it constricts, it becomes more solid in the earth plane. It can BE whatever it wants to be.

You would have to show something on-panel that makes a statement which falsifies it given profile and years of in-story narration and character communication.

There is also nothing that SHOWS just how much weight the machine was exerting upon Supes. I didn't see any planet-sized pile of weights on top. The machine also looked too small to me. It didn't look very sturdy. If it was exerting that weight downward, did it ruin the soles of his boots?! 🙄 Did you check them?


You would have a very good point Horrificus my friend, IF (and notice I said IF) that NORMAL SIZED OX wasn't big enough to fill the mouth of the Serpent WHILE it was shown coiling the Earth while in the Void. That one scene puts to rest the myth that the Serpent was really planetary in size. We saw on panel how big that ox was that Thor used to bait the Serpent on his hook.

Originally posted by Horrificus
Wow.

There is a LOT of ignoring to be done in this thread. Some people won't be sleeping well tonight.


Again, this is just Thor's opinion on what that crushing weight was like. How would he know how many tons "scores of planets" weigh? That's like me saying "Man, my book bag weighs a ton!" It's called hyperbole. Also he didn't lift the weight, even assuming it was as heavy as a "score of planets", he blasted his way out from underneath it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Warned.

Why is that a warning when I admitted both fts are legit? Come on Pr.

Originally posted by carver9
Why is that a warning when I admitted both fts are legit? Come on Pr.

For baiting people by bringing Hulk in to a thread where he wasn't participating.

Originally posted by -Pr-
For baiting people by bringing Hulk in to a thread where he wasn't participating.

Read the post below that. I tried to edit it but it was too late.

Originally posted by carver9
Read the post below that. I tried to edit it but it was too late.

sneer

LOL

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Wow. This thread has really caught fire. Just wanted to add another wrinkle couresty Rage..


I can buy this as accurate.
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Here he's able to fight off the weight of a "score of planets". If you literally go by what Thor says, that amount is 20. Now if you don't buy 20 planets, it still doesn't dismiss the fact that it's a whole lot of frikkin planets.


This one is from the same comic where Thor was nearly killed by a wooden mast falling on his head. Now we can all see which one is hyperbole and which one is not.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
LOL....I did't even catch half the dribble you scribbled down in this post.
Then you missed some good moments. 🙄

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
I am pretty sure that still wouldn't stop people from denouncing it as such.

Btw, did you check out Abhi's post on the Mythbuster thread on Comic Books Forum? Hilarious.

I don't believe that thread exists!

Originally posted by carver9
If the Thor fts is marked as hyperbole then the Superman fts can be marked as hyperbole as well. Both are statements...Kang is saying planetary weights and the girl that had Superman strapped up is saying the machine produce planetary weights. I think both statements are just as valid as the other, including thor fighting off the force of numerous of planets. At the end of the day, Hulk is stronger than the both of them.
I read it as the girl stating, "The weights we are using to check your strength are similar to the 100 lb weights you would see in any old gym on a PLANET." See? Explained away.

Originally posted by Daredevil1
The Kang reference sounds more reliable then the 20 planets reference. To me anyways.
Possibly. After all, Kang IS a "man of science", not some made up "lady scientist" from the DC universe! 😆
"Lady Scientists", these writers have such imaginations! 🙄

Originally posted by abhilegend
I can buy this as accurate.
This one is from the same comic where Thor was nearly killed by a wooden mast falling on his head. Now we can all see which one is hyperbole and which one is not.
A mast made from the hoary boughs of the World Ash!
It's a planetary weight. 😄

Well, I think we can all agree that abhi isn't real.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
I am pretty sure that still wouldn't stop people from denouncing it as such.

Btw, did you check out Abhi's post on the Mythbuster thread on Comic Books Forum? Hilarious.


Yeah, reposting posts are so darn funny, I guess. Well thor fans are gushing about how thor for some moments held up the weight of half the planet nearly 45 years ago. Let's see how superman's feats compare to that, shall we?

Endures more than a planet's gravity

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Crazy%20Feats/adventuresof618c.jpg
http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Crazy%20Feats/adventuresof618d.jpg

Standing up in a simulated gravity of a black hole

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Strength/lifting/superman665a.jpg
http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Strength/lifting/superman665b.jpg

Also that was a year one superman.

Getting punched by the weight of whole planet while weakened by kryptonite

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/DCHawks_photo/sb-04-18.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/DCHawks_photo/sb-04-19.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/DCHawks_photo/sb-04-21.jpg

Also he was just playing possum too.

That are some of his "average" feats.

Originally posted by Horrificus
A mast made from the hoary boughs of the World Ash!
It's a planetary weight. 😄

Well, I think we can all agree that abhi isn't real.


Originally posted by Horrificus
Possibly. After all, Kang IS a "man of science", not some made up "lady scientist" from the DC universe! 😆
"Lady Scientists", these writers have such imaginations! 🙄

Yeah, you are a moron. Not surprised though.

No name calling.

Originally posted by -Pr-
No name calling.

Ok.

Byrne superman surviving in the core of almerac after starbreaker absorbed nearly all of his power

Thor has some feats comparable to these, right?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Byrne superman surviving in the core of almerac after starbreaker absorbed nearly all of his power

Thor has some feats comparable to these, right?

Photobucket has been complete dog shyt for me in mobile. It'll show the scan for a split second and then it just vanishes.

Originally posted by Horrificus
Then you missed some good moments. 🙄

You have quite a strange definition of "good moments" then. Certainly deviant from what the rest humanity utilize in either American or British English.

If Thor stood right next to Superman, while Superman proceeded to bench press the earth once... that is about as close as I can see Thor coming to bench pressing the earth once.

I don't see Marvel doing a feat like that for Thor.