Corrupt a wish

It's easy. The person above you makes a wish, you grant it, but make it horrible.

Then you make a wish.

EXAMPLE:

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich

The next poster: "DONE! The bread is stale and moldy.

I wish for a puppy."

I wish for an IQ of 300.

PSH! That is pretty much 'Souls for Trade'! Buuut...

You wish for a puppy? -Gives you the Ashs of a Dead Puppy- What? You didnt say you wanted it Alive.

You wish for a DQ of 300? -Gives you 300 Blizzards from Dairy Queen- Hmm? No. I destinctly heard DQ.

And I dont make Wishs. I just corrupt them. >=D

Wish or gtfo! 😛

I wish you would

Spoiler:
Made ya Look

She wishes for spoiler.. Spoilher?

Spoil her. Done! *clapclap*

Your body stops fighting off the bacteria which naturally cause putrefaction and you begin to decay and are effectively spoiled. Like balogna, except living.

I wish for a new book to read.

lol.. You still looked.

A new Book to Read. SURE!

-Erases your mind of all books you have ever read so it is like every book is new again.. But after you have read it you dont remember reading it.. so it is still like new... But wait.. Didnt you read that one just an hour ago?-

I wish for immortality that has the conditions of unlimited brain memory capacity, a perfect memory, I retain all of my intelligence, I retain the health of my 17 year old self during my infinite life-span (if applicable); I can still use my knowledge, intelligence, and memory for anything I want; and with the possibility still open to transcend consciousness on any level at any time.

Done! You're framed for mass murder and spend immortality bored, also the atheists were right.

I wish people would stop waiting til I was on the edge of sleep to call or IM me.

Granted. Instead they call or IM you 30 minutes after you actually fall asleep each time.

I wish I didnt have to work this 12 hour shift.

Done! You contract whooping cough, which causes you to cough violently until you vomit.

I wish for a case of Dr Pepper and a bottle of whiskey.

Done! Dr. Pepper is over carbonated and each can explodes when you open it. The Bottle of Whiskey is also empty.

I wish I was never injured on Duty and slumped at a Desk.

Done! Instead of being injured you excel in your field until you are promoted. To a desk job. Also you wear your joints wear out early from use and you need a cane by 50. <3

I wish I could fall asleep on command.

Granted, but whenever you fall asleep, the sleeps lasts for eight years and there nu hu hu hu hu thing you can do about it.

I wish to be transferred into comic dom as The Flash.

Done! You are the Unnamed Allen of the 23rd Century, you watch your wife die and daughter become crippled, then you die.

I wish for poop.

You are turned into a Big Steamy Pile of Poop.

I wish I had more time.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done! You're framed for mass murder and spend immortality bored, also the atheists were right.

Sounds good. I'll be out of prison in, at worst, a few thousand years. I'll use my superior intellect and perfect memory to work my way out of prison much sooner than that, however. Also, I can get a lot more reading and writing done while in prison during the first 2 decades. Lastly, I become God, eventually, and therefore prove the atheists wrong (the concept known as the Omega Point).

Man, my wish is awesome. 313

You should have said something like, "You suffer, horribly, due to having a perfect memory of everyone you care about both present and future. The pain never subsides due to your memory. It will always feel like they just died."

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I wish I had more time.

Granted: you perceive everything 5x slower than the actual flow of time. But this causes an immense amount of impatience and frustration on your part and you commit suicide after 3 months of this.

I wish for a superpower.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I wish for a superpower.

Granted.

Divine ugliness. You're super hideous, and there is nothing you can do about your grotesque features.

I wish for the ability to move in a plane of time a thousand times faster than everyone else.

*ClapClap* DONE!

Your ability to move through space is not similarly augmented, you can move forward in time, but cannot move or react to the ongoings around you while you do so.

I wish for bacon.

Granted. Your skin turns into dried bacon. You look even more hideous than with that super power I gave you. Every movement breaks you bacon skin apart, exposing sensitive tissues beneath air-born bacteria.

I wish for the ability to alter my physical form like the shapeshifters in high fantasy tales.