Corrupt a wish

Done! We strike up a conversation and everything's going great until our allergies cause our tongues to swell up. We can probably chill after, though.

I wish for celebratory, peanut free pizza.

Granted. You get a spoiled pepperoni pizza.

I wish everyone(except me) would stop corrupting wishes on this thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wrong? I just showed proof that a grizzly bear > a tiger. You're mad cos you just got cornholed by Simon Cowell's corpse and got super AIDS.

Your wish is granted but now you've become overwhelmed by your success and begin to hallucinate that others are still corrupting.

I wish for an IQ of 300 'cause I need a lower one.

Originally posted by Tor__Hershman
I wish for an IQ of 300 'cause I need a lower one.

Your wish is granted, you're instantly dumber and you get cornholed.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

Amputation! Now your mid thigh hurts, where the rest of your leg used to be.*

I wish for telepathy, so that I can project sad scenes from movies, or pictures of their parents naked, into the heads of everyone around me and watch them bawh.

*Phantom pains don't count.

(Phantom pains count, it's in the rule book)

Your wish is granted except now the only thoughts in your head are about sad cornholing movies and your parents cornholing.

I wish Dennis Rodman wasn't the US Ambassador to N. Korea.

your wish is granted, for he has been reassigned to China.

I wish for the cornholing topic to dominate this thread once again.

Granted. You're the first to get cornholed though.

I wish this thread got alive once again.

Done. It's flooded with troll wishes.

I wish that cat could haz cheezburger.

Granted. The cat pukes it all over you.

I wish I could bang my brother's hot female boss, without having to suffer any STDs as a result.

granted, but she's really a shemale and cornholes you with a condom and no STDs in sight

I wish for more than 4 hours of sleep a night.

Granted. You suffer sudden unexpected death syndrome.

I wish I could make a harem of all my ex-gfs.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
I wish I could make a harem of all my ex-gfs.

I wish for Dr Pepper.

Originally posted by Astner
Granted, your harem is empty.

I wish for Dr Pepper.

Granted. The carbonation causes acid re-flux and you start belching and it tastes like your stool.

I wish for some good coke. (Not the drink).

Granted. You use a used needle and get the "bug".

I wish I had a very powerful healing factor.

Granted. Upon discovering of this amazing healing factor you are quarantined by the government and subjected to endless and painful testing.

I wish my sleep schedule was back on track.