Corrupt a wish

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Your a Male Pony.

That's not corrupting my wish, that's giving me the reverse opposite, can't even be misconstrude...studs are 18 year-old douchebags with abs and ten inch weeners. Like me.

@ScreamPaste; Granted. You no longer have any legs.

I wish that I could scream loud enough to deafen everyone upon the surface of the earth without damaging my own ear drums or body from the shockwave.

studs are 18 year-old douchebags with abs and ten inch weeners. Like me.

laughcry

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
laughcry

😂

We're not in the tell the truth about yourself thread so, wth. 😆 No but seriously we all know I'm actually 19. :]

Studs are Male Horses who are used for breeding. That is the ORGINAL use of the Term. Men with giant Egos adopted it.... Soo.. your a Horse.. and you get turned into Glue.

There. I fixed it!

Originally posted by Dolos
That's not corrupting my wish, that's giving me the reverse opposite, can't even be misconstrude...studs are 18 year-old douchebags with abs and ten inch weeners. Like me.

@ScreamPaste; Granted. You no longer have any legs.

I wish that I could scream loud enough to deafen everyone upon the surface of the earth without damaging my own ear drums or body from the shockwave.

I wish for Candy.

*ClapClap* Done!

It's a candy apple and someone hid a razorblade in it. 🙁

I wish for candy, also.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Studs are Male Horses who are used for breeding. That is the ORGINAL use of the Term. Men with giant Egos adopted it.... Soo.. your a Horse.. and you get turned into Glue.

There. I fixed it!

Why do you have glue on your mind when thinking about me and the terminology for stud?

Originally posted by Dolos
Why do you have glue on your mind when thinking about me and the terminology for stud?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
*ClapClap* Done!

It's a candy apple and someone hid a razorblade in it. 🙁

I wish for candy, also.

I wish I could FLY!

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Because a Stud is a Horse and Horses get turned into glue. It doesnt take a Genius to put the two together. -shakes head in Disapointment-

You get candy. All your teeth fall out and you die slow and horrible from Diabetes.

I wish I could FLY!

Granted, you fly right into all the white pasty glue you've been fantasizing about churning from studs. (take that whatever way you like).

I wish for the inability to wish.

If I had diabetes I'd die within a DAY. haermm **** a week, I love food.

As for your wish...

*ClapClap* Done!

Here's a giant trebuchet with a hammock sized pouch.

I wish I could fly and land safely.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted, you fly right into all the white pasty glue you've been fantasizing about churning from studs. (take that whatever way you like).

I wish for the inability to wish.

He still doesnt seem to get it..

As dfor your wish...

A piano Falls on your head.. if only you were able to wish to be a few inchs to the right.

I wish for Dolos to stfu and never speak again!

If I corrupt that I screw us all D:

Ohwell.

*ClapClap* DONE! Here's a ball gag and some handcuffs. Getting him to cooperate should be easy, if degrading. 131

I wish I never had to sleep to maintain my health and awareness.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox

I wish for Dolos to stfu and never speak again!

Granted...NOT!

I wish for water.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If I corrupt that I screw us all D:

Ohwell.

*ClapClap* DONE! Here's a ball gag and some handcuffs. Getting him to cooperate should be easy, if degrading. 131

I wish I never had to sleep to maintain my health and awareness.

I wish for pie.

That sounds like it would be fun at first. mmm

Granted! It's your least favourite kind of pie, and was made by someone you find physically repulsive, but you're expected to eat it because it was a gift from a dear friend.

I wish for sanitary pie of the dutch apple variety.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That sounds like it would be fun at first. mmm

Granted! It's your least favourite kind of pie, and was made by someone you find physically repulsive, but you're expected to eat it because it was a gift from a dear friend.

I wish for sanitary pie of the dutch apple variety.

I wish I had a working Pen.

Grantes! The previous owner chewed it all up though and it's gross to hold.

I wish I had the artistic talent of a professional comic book penciler.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Grantes! The previous owner chewed it all up though and it's gross to hold.

I wish I had the artistic talent of a professional comic book penciler.

No one is hireing..

I wish I was a Comic Book Super Hero who everyone admired!

Granted. You're a perv comic writer and no one talks to you because of your obscene work. 😂 😂

I wish for cool sunglasses.

Granted, you're Spider-Man and your life sucks.

I wish for a case of Dr Pepper.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted. You're a perv comic writer and no one talks to you because of your obscene work. 😂 😂

I wish for cool sunglasses.

Granted, they are 0 K.

Granted. The soda has small amounts of hydrogen cyanide in it, which cause you to lose some of your face and destroys your stomach lining. Surgery saves your life, but your face is still grotesque.

I wish for invulnerability to all forms of harm.