Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you're blond, wear an orange jumpsuit, and your cahchfrase is "believe it."

I wish the convenient store wasn't closed.

...**** Astner that's still pretty awesome. Gonna take over the world now.

Granted but you are not allowed in because you're Astner.

I wish I was a pirate too.

Done, upon becoming both a ninja and a pirate you explode into giblets, as no one body can handle such a thing.

I wish I had infinite willpower to make myself do things I didn't want to but had to.

Granted. You become Canada's corporate labor *****.

I wish that 100 of the world's hottest female celebrities wanted to date me right now. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done, upon becoming both a ninja and a pirate you explode into giblets, as no one body can handle such a thing.

I wish I had infinite willpower to make myself do things I didn't want to but had to.

That's fine. Was a clone anyway.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted. You become Canada's labor *****.

I wish that 100 of the world's hottest female celebrities wanted to date me right now. 😖hifty:

Granted. Women trapped in male bodies swarm outside your house.

I wish for a working Death Note.

Editing Bastard. Fine, they all want to date you but kill each other in a panic trying to get at you and you go to jail for having 100 dead celebrities outside your house.

Granted by the deathnote, once used, will always activate to kill you next in less than 1 month after you use it. You have almost exactly 1 month to live......unless you can persuade the possessor of the deathnote that you should get to live.

I wish all of these wars and killing would end. 🙁

Granted.

We overpopulate the Earth and mass poverty begins to effect even the countries with high standards of living.

I wish for a back rub.

Granted, Rudester, c'mere.

I wish for a free intercourse with Jessica Gomes.

Implying I'm some kind of homophobe, lol. A backrub's a backrub. 'Sides, I'm probably not his type, Dolos.

Done! You get her pregnant, but she refuses to live with you and you end up making support payments.

I wish for an indestructible rifle, 8 billion bullets, and the entire population of the world, except me, lined up in chains. mmm

Okay! The bullets are Blanks and the Chains are made out of Candy peppermint like Candy Canes

I wish for Harsher punishment for Parole Violators.... and.. World Peace!

Granted. A new government is instituted which charges all of humanity with crimes against peace. We are all imprisoned and sent to work camps.

Those with lighter charges who get parole are watched STRICTLY, and violation of parole results in the removal of all of their teeth without anesthesia.

I wish for more time.

Granted... Heres a Watch and its broken.. so its like time is standing still o.o.. but isnt.

I wish that my Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Granted, your fattening milkshakes cause all the boys to become fat lard cakes and they won't vacate the premises, moving has become too difficult for them.

I wish for super eyes.

Your yard is full of thirsty boys, and it's hot outside. They're becoming impatient, demanding milkshakes, which IIRC was a euphemism. Your wish sucked, I had to do nothing. haermm

I wish for a milkshake of the non-musical, dairy product variety.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted, your fattening milkshakes cause all the boys to become fat lard cakes and they won't vacate the premises, moving has become too difficult for them.

I wish for super eyes.

Granted, even moderate amounts of light are too intense for you to keep your eyes open without experiencing terrible pain.

I still wish for a milkshake.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Your yard is full of thirsty boys, and it's hot outside. They're becoming impatient, demanding milkshakes, which IIRC was a euphemism. Your wish sucked, I had to do nothing. haermm

I wish for a milkshake of the non-musical, dairy product variety.

Granted, even moderate amounts of light are too intense for you to keep your eyes open without experiencing terrible pain.

I still wish for a milkshake.

You just turned me into Riddick, "Boyo". Now I'm going to kill you with a cup in pitch black night.

Granted, I pissed and farted in it.

I wish for unrivaled studliness.

SURE! SeaWeed Milkshake!

I wish for a none Spoiled Real Choclate Flavored Milkshake with nothing else in it besides the normal Milkshake ingrediants that wont make me sick while I am at home with no one near by to enjoy it in peace for only 5 minutes.

Originally posted by Dolos
You just turned me into a Riddick Boyo, now I'm going to kill you with a cup.

Granted, I pissed and farted in it.

I wish for unrivaled studliness.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
SURE! SeaWeed Milkshake!

I wish for a none Spoiled Real Choclate Flavored Milkshake with nothing else in it besides the normal Milkshake ingrediants that wont make me sick while I am at home with no one near by to enjoy it in peace for only 5 minutes.

It's a large milkshake, but delicious, you drink it too fast and the icecream headache is unimaginable. Also it makes your teeth hurt, and you are later caught with the empty cup and guilted for not sharing.

I wish for stilts.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done!

It's a large milkshake, but delicious, you drink it too fast and the icecream headache is unimaginable. Also it makes your teeth hurt, and you are later caught with the empty cup and guilted for not sharing.

I wish for stilts.

KAZAM! You have stilts! They are an inch tall and you still manage to fall and twist your ankle.

I wish for a wish!

Done! But the person granting your wish will be a literal genie out to get you and twist whatever you say into a corrupted shadow of what you intended.

I wish for a pillow.