Corrupt a wish

I wish to be all up in Rachel McAdam's snatch. 😆

I wish you'd quit the forum.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I wish you'd quit the forum.

The feeling's mutual pal.

I wish for attention!

Done! You receive it from me!

I wish for a beer.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
I wish for attention!

Granted. You're mauled to death by a ton of hot women.

I wish ScreamPaste would not get so upset by my posts, so he wouldn't make me upset and be a dick. 🙁

You don't upset me, I just have a limited supply of patience for snide comments, and lack the empathy not to share my often unpleasant opinions.

Also, done! We're both lobotomized. Your wish sucks.

I still wish for beer.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done! You receive it from me!

I wish for a beer.

Granted! *You get a dear because I have selective dyslexia*

I wish for the ability to play the flute.

Done! Skin flute.

I wish for the ability to play a woodwind instrument.

Its a Penis! Blow in the Hole and the ******* whistles! xD

I wish for a boat.

That's the exact same thing I did to Aura, but I actually wished for a woodwind instrument D<

You receive a folded paper boat.

I wish for a seaworthy, full sized yacht.

Granted! You get the Titanic! Have to retrieve it first.

I wish for my soul mate to appear in front of me.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Granted! You get the Titanic! Have to retrieve it first.

I wish for my soul mate to appear in front of me.

Also Done! Its a dude.

I wish for Dr. Pepper again!

Well no it's ScreamPastes.

Granted: It had my spit it in.

I wish for a female soul mate.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Well no it's ScreamPastes.

Granted: It had my spit it in.

I wish for a female soul mate.

I wish for the ability to stop laughing every time I see 'Auras Soulmate'

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox

I wish for the ability to stop laughing every time I see 'Auras Soulmate'

I wish for Dr Pepper with no spit.

Granted. It is spiked with with Acid. @.@

I wish for an idea.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. It is spiked with with Acid. @.@

I wish for an idea.

Done, you now have a pile of ideas, but they're all perverse.

I wish I didn't have to wake up tomorrow.

Granted, you die in your sleep.

I wish for Twilight to be retconned so James kills everybody.

How Ironic that I am reading Midnight Sun when you said that Aura!

As for your wish.. No

I wish Stepehie Meyer would finish Midnight Sun and not only have the rough draft posted on her site.. even though it is still really good!