Corrupt a wish

The terminal velocity of a shoe lace isn't all that high. mmm

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Done. A person throws a used Cig upon the pile and it all explodes killing your Family, Friend, and Dolos.

I wish for ScreamPaste to stop killing Dolos.

Done!

You now have to deal with Dolos.

Originally posted by Astner
Granted, but in a short period of time it's going to hit you from above falling at terminal velocity.

Granted, it's spread out evenly all across your house. Covering your floors, walls, and furniture.

I wish for a cup of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.

Alternatively you receive it in the mail at the same time as a hefty bill, making it hard to enjoy.

I wish for an apple.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The terminal velocity of a shoe lace isn't all that high. mmm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I wish for an apple.

Since Astner didnt make a wish...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done!

You now have to deal with Dolos. Also Done! I'm not sure how to corrupt this since I don't know what it is, so you get herpes also.

Alternatively you receive it in the mail at the same time as a hefty bill, making it hard to enjoy.

I wish for an apple.

I wish for food to rain from the sky!

It only rains on you.

I wish you weren't so stupid.

I wish for stuff.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox

I wish for stuff.

Granted. You get a box full of random stuff. One item is a posters penis.

I wish to sleep.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
I wish to sleep.

I wish Ben & Jerry's wasn't so pricy.

Done! Ben & Jerry Sell their stuff for Free! They soon go out of Business and people Revolt causing a Revolution where Obama is shot, The Whitehouse is Bombed, and China invades during the countrys weakness.

I wish for a wish!

Granted, it will be a corrupted one.

I wish for nothing.

Done! You are in a world with nothing. No sound. No color. Nothing to look at. Just blank floaty-ness.... You end up starving and die slow.

I wish for a sub. -Turns around to find the sub she ordered- =O IT CAME TRUE!

But really - I wish for a cup for my Dr. Pepper(Mr. Pibb).

I WISH FOR PARTY!

The party never ends.

I wish for the same thing I've been wishing for. 😉

It goes horribly wrong.

I wish for precognition. mmm

How can pussy go wrong with a guy like me???

Anyway wish granted, you invision being raped and beat up in prison for your future.

I wish for zero calorie pop tarts that are exactly the same as regular pop tarts, except nothing is absorbed by the body...AT ALL. So I can toast 100 pop tarts and not gain weight. Actually 100 pop tarts requires calories to digest, so if none are taken in there goes my body fat.

Originally posted by Dolos
How can pussy go wrong with a guy like me???

Anyway wish granted, you invision being raped and beat up in prison for your future.

I wish for zero calorie pop tarts that are exactly the same as regular pop tarts, except nothing is absorbed by the body...AT ALL. So I can toast 100 pop tarts and not gain weight. Actually 100 pop tarts requires calories to digest, so if none are taken in there goes my body fat.

But as for the actual wish - You get 100 Poptarts. They are all Anchovie Flavor

I wish for a normal pizza with Pepperoni that is not poisoned, rotten, stale, or infected.

You receive a normal pizza with pepperoni that is not poisoned, rotten, stale, or infected. It is however uncooked, and you think there might be a hair on it.

I wish for a chair.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
If you were wishing for pussy.. You are now surrounded by horney female cats....

😘

But as for the actual wish - You get 100 Poptarts. They are all Anchovie Flavor

😘 😘

I wish for a normal pizza with Pepperoni that is not poisoned, rotten, stale, or infected.

Granted. But you have to eat it off my bare torso.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You receive a normal pizza with pepperoni that is not poisoned, rotten, stale, or infected. It is however uncooked, and you think there might be a hair on it.

I wish for a chair.

The chair is intangible.

I wish for a few digits of Pi.

3.14159265359 - it keeps going and your head explodes

I wish for Chicken. NVM! I got some! -eats her dinner-