Corrupt a wish

Granted.

It ends with all of the main characters sitting in plastic chairs set up in a circle in the lobby to an AIDS clinic, and they're jerking off, discussing outloud how it was all an elaborate troll by the author.

Or something.

I wish I hadn't just given myself that mental image. 🙁

To bad you deserve it! Midnight Sun is the first book all over again. But in Edwards perspective. I find it an amazing read even if it is just the first 2 or 3 chapters.

I wish for a hotdog with Ketchup!

Granted, the ketchup is poisonous!

I wish there was no school tomorrow.

Granted. Schools are Abolished. World Inteligence deminishs. Idiocricy takes effect. Stupid People rule the world.

I wish the others were on.

Granted! They're on here but all of their keys are stuck so they can't type.

I wish for super intelligence.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. Schools are Abolished. World Inteligence deminishs. Idiocricy takes effect. Stupid People rule the world.

I wish the others were on.

ScreamPaste logs in but is too busy to reply much.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Granted! They're on here but all of their keys are stuck so they can't type.

I wish for super intelligence.

Done!

You come to several crushing realizations all at once and your will to live ebbs away.

I wish for a comfortable chair.

Done! Your Teleported to Russia with no passport where you are found sitting in a very comfortable chair of a Military General. Your then put into Russia Jail and sodomy insues.

I wish that Scythe would finish my Sig soon! =D (not meaning to rush him)

I wish for a extreamly good book!

Granted! It's in another language.

I wish for someone between 100 and 200 lbs to walk on my spine.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Granted! It's in another language.

I wish for someone between 100 and 200 lbs to walk on my spine.

Granted, it's a 200 pound 5'4" fat ***** who falls and breaks her neck. You're arrested for murder.

I wish people would stop being so nice to me, and that this day didn't start off so good. It's forboding to the misery I'm used to undergoing in a typical day.

Done.

You log onto KMC and ScreamPaste is there to console you with snide remarks and unkind words. Dick.

I wish I wasn't simultaneously hungry and having to deal with the scent of delicious food from downstairs. mmm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done.

You log onto KMC and ScreamPaste is there to console you with snide remarks and unkind words. Dick.

I wish I wasn't simultaneously hungry and having to deal with the scent of delicious food from downstairs. mmm

Granted, Quanchi teleports to your location and, declaring himself the alpha-male, he breaks your nose with a hammer. You can no longer smell anything.

I wish Scar thought of me as the alpha-male.

Even with a hammer Quan would still be the pack omega. haermm

Done!

She's checked into the psyche ward for severe delusions and strange behaviour, considered potentially dangerous, but not criminal. It's all fixed with some medication.

I wish for good, tasty food, with no tag-alongs.

Granted. You go out to eat and the Waiter sneezes on you giving you AIDS.

I wish for long flavor lasting gum.

Done!

Earwax flavour. 🙁

I wish for lots of legal and useful money.

Done! Its Canadian...

I wish for more people to be into the RP thread.

Canadian money ftw. uhuh

Done! Dolos joins, and tries to pursue a romance with your character.

I wish for steak.

You didnt do that wish! Its already been going on!

Granted. Here is a Cow and a butter knife.

I wish for t he opposite of what ScreamPaste did to my wish!

Wait, really? haermm *Goes to RP forum*

Done! Dolos becomes Ryan Reynolds, I guess. But he has crabs.

I wish for more snow.