Corrupt a wish

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It's almost like she's flirting with me. 131

Wish not Granted!

I wish Dolos would stop Idolizing me.

Done! He starts idolizing your best friend, and she likes it.

I wish you'd stop dying.

Well thats understandable. My best friend is a gay guy who likes womens clothing. So that works out fine.

Granted! I will never die. I get bored real quick though cause I cant die and I end up killing you out of boredom.

I wish I didnt leave my phone at home.

Granted, you have no phone.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted. You die.... Teach you to take my phone away.. How does that work by the way? The wish was for me to have it back.. at this moment I already DONT have a phone. o.o

I wish I had my phone back.

Granted, you pocket dial your parents during a sexual encounter.

I wish I owned a cellphone.

REVENGE!

Granted. Its a micro phone and you easily lose it.

I still wish i didnt leabve my cellphone at home!!

Done! You left it on the bus.

I wish for insane guitar skills.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Done! You left it on the bus.

I wish for insane guitar skills.

Granted, but as also, in turn for your skills I make you blind, and unable to see all your pretty fan girls for the rest of your existence.

I wish this game wasn't so boring. 😛

Granted. It explodes and destroys your console/computer... Not so bored now huh?

I wish for actual Real Chocolate.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted, but as also, in turn for your skills I make you blind, and unable to see all your pretty fan girls for the rest of your existence.

I wish this game wasn't so boring. 😛

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. It explodes and destroys your console/computer... Not so bored now huh?

I wish for actual Real Chocolate.

I wish for an ESP Explorer with humbucker pick ups and a light neck stock.

...... sure... umm... You get a splinter everytime you pick it up even if the material isnt wood and even if it is smooth?

I wish I knew wtf you just wished for.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
...... sure... umm... You get a splinter everytime you pick it up even if the material isnt wood and even if it is smooth?

I wish I knew wtf you just wished for.

I wish to hibernate.

Done. You have to hibernate each year to restore your energy. The rest of the time you dont sleep and you are overcome with intense boredom during the night and TV Classic Reruns

I wish for a new best seller book like Harry Potter and Twilight

Granted!

Fifty Shades of Grey. 🙁

I wish for a cask of Bushmills.

Sure..... you.. umm.. get stung by a bee?

I wish for Ro Sham bo! (No Idea.)

Your wish already sucks, I need not help you.

I wish for someone with whom to watch tv.

Dolos will be by shortly.

I wish, I wish.... To live in a Castle like Lord Lucian! I bet he is having roast duck this time of year.