Corrupt a wish

Done! Barker shows up in the other thread and makes a good wish in the thread for bad wishes!

I wish Barker was in this thread, too.

Guess that wish wont be granted =(

I wish for another Subway sub!

Done! The bread is moldy. :C

I wish for a Moruga scorpion pepper plant that grows in cold weather.

the entire planet is covered in ice to accomodate your pepper plant.

I wish I weren't so good looking.

Done! The Plaguefather smiles upon you, and shares his gifts. Your gut bloats and distends, your flesh rots and living things make their homes in you, and you love it, feeling only joy and the need to share these wonderous gifts with others.

I wish for concert tickets.

Granted. The concert will be cancelled due to the sudden death of the lead singer.

I wish that the nearby convenient store didn't close at nine o'clock.

Done!

The night shift employee is shifty and frequently sexually harrasses you.

I wish for perfect teeth.

Granted. The standard of perfection is set to spider teeth which makes you look utterly hideous.

I wish I'd eat less candy.

Done.

Diabetes.

I wish women found horrible spider teeth attractive. uhuh

Done. But they only find it attractive on spiders.

I wish for some opinions on my new avatar.

Done, but the opinions you receive are mostly negative. My Y chromosome approves, however.

I wish for a super power.

Granted. You have pheromone manipulation.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Granted. You become Azathoth.

I wish for more candy. I am out.

Granted, the you get a pack of BeanBozzled; except you're unlucky and all the jellybeans taste bad.

I wish that I could have a near-death experience that alters my consciousness and allows me to stop bullets in mid air and fly and feel really euphoric like I'm high on heroin.

Granted. Unfortunately you can only do that superhero stuff in your mind, and actually end up a paraplegic.

I wish you'd never posted before me.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Granted. You become Azathoth.

I wish for more candy. I am out.

I wish I had a hundred million nukes .

Done!

You suffer radiation poisoning from their poor construction.

I wish every nuke on the planet became benign.

Done. Nations begin mass-stockpiling other types of WMDs to make up. As a result, threats of chemical and biological warfare increase exponentially.

I wish Rush Limbaugh suffered the most gruesome publicized death ever.

Done. Your held responsible for his Murder.

I wish Gabriel Iglesias would make another Comedy Special.

Done!

It guest stars Jeff Dunham.

I wish for bombs.

o.o I like Jeff Dunham.

Granted. You get Bomb-ombs and they chase you around your home.

(I dont have a wish. o.o)