Corrupt a wish

Done!
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=576074
The thread suffers from Russian Reversal.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted. You can talk to animals. They dont understand you nor do you understand them. Also you can no longer talk in human speech, just animal noises and are quickly put into an institute.

I wish for super powers that are actually helpful!

Granted, you can see through wood. This makes all wood invisible to you, and you cannot turn it off.

I wish for a comfortable, stylish straight jacket to go with my stay in the institute.

Granted. I BeDazzle it.

I wish Quanchi would stop making Spite threads.

Just for the record, you do realize they're spite against his own favoured characters, right? 😛

Anyway, Done!

He starts making philosophical threads and trolling those instead.

I wish he'd accept my challenge.

Sorry. Even I cant make that happen. Wish magic is usless on trolls.

I wish for pie!.. AGAIN!

After what happened last time?! 131

Granted, rather than hair pie, though, THIS TIME I GRANT YOU TASTY APPLE PIE.

But all of your family visits you, and they all guilt you into sharing. And there's none left for you afterward. And it was in a reusable pie plate which requires cleaning. And no one washed their dishes. And you get a stomach ache from hunger.

I wish for pie, also.

Granted!.... My Family Ate that one too!

I wish my family were not fat pie eatting pigs!

Done! They all have crippling eating disorders. 🙁

I wish for infinite pie.

Granted. The world dies from being filled with Pie. Plants, Animals... All life is smothered by the trillions upon trillions of pie.

I wish for a Caramel. ^.^

Granted! with a side of diabetes. ಠ_ಠ

I wish for perfect health.

Granted. You get shot the next day the doctor says you are t he healthiest man in the world.

I wish for moar Caramel!

You die due to neglect of your diabetes. :C

I wish for power armour.

Granted. you lack the skill/training to wear it. If you try to wear it your body becomes a twisted heap.

I wish for Quanchi to get over himself!

Granted, his insecurities drive him to behave as a delluded troll on the internet! Nothing changes.

I wish for power armour skeelz, and also power armour.

Granted. The Goverment shoots you in the head and steals the armor to mass produce. They invade other countrys with this new Tech and thanks to you WWIII happens!

I wish for WWIII to end..

Done! Your side loses and the world enters the grimdark future.

I wish for the powers of a Farseer.

Granted. Your family is slaughtered. You are butt raped and your eyes Gouged out... This trauma messes up your mind and you start to see shit.

I wish to survive the Nuclear fallout that is enevitable with my side losing WWIII!

Granted, you're made into a servitor.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Servitor

I wish for my very own servitor.

Granted. Its me and I am faulty and go on a killing rampage!

I wish we were not the only two doing this. xD