Corrupt a wish

I wish you had a wish.

Done. She wishes that you get perma-banned.

I wish I had the strength of Nathan Jones.

Granted. You are a 43 year old man who lifted wieghts most of his life putting strain on his body. You die of a Heart attack within a year.

I wish ScreamPaste didnt get PermaBanned.

Done. ScreamPaste hasn't been permabanned. He however does not have an immunity to permabans and frequently antagonizes anyone he perceives as having their head up their ass. His days are numbered. Maybe.

I wish for Scarlet to sing me a song.

Granted. Its Gangnum Style. And its off key and not worded right.... Though the dance IS mildly entertaining.

I wish for ScreamPaste to have a heart attack for wishing me to sing! -shakes tiny fist-

HNNNNNNNNNNG.

I am now a zombie. An immortal zombie. And I follow you around doing the Thriller dance.

I wish for Scarlet to be a zombie. uhuh

Granted! I am a Zombie... But I do the dance WAAAAYYY better then you and Simon Cowel agrees.

I wish Simon Cowel would have a heart attack. o.o

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I wish Simon Cowel would have a heart attack. o.o

He has a heart attack while cornholing you and you get super corpse AIDS.

You didn't make a wish, Robtard. D<

Your just mad cause my argument in the Animal fight thread is correct and your butthurt. =p

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You didn't make a wish, Robtard. D<

Sorry.

I wish my cold was over.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Your just mad cause my argument in the Animal fight thread is correct and your butthurt. =p

Wrong? I just showed proof that a grizzly bear > a tiger. You're mad cos you just got cornholed by Simon Cowell's corpse and got super AIDS.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry.

I wish my cold was over.

I wish for McDonald's.

Ronald comes over and cornholes you; you get super AIDS as well.

I wish to be immune to death.

Done. The Hulk cornholes you so hard you fly into space and drift aimlessly for eternity. uhuh

I wish for there to be no more cornholing wishes.

Granted. though robtard gets cornholed anyway cause he seems to enjoy the subject.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

I wish for there to be no more cornholing wishes.

All wishes are now cornholing related.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. though robtard gets cornholed anyway cause he seems to enjoy the subject.

You is nasty.

Yes. Yes I am.

I wish for Peanuts.

Done! You're allergic.

I wish for peanut butter!

Done! Your Allergic too!

I wish we both end up in the same Hospital!