Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by focus4chumps137 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins.

nope
df

Originally posted by focus4chumps
nope
df
You are a close friend of wrongs.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are a close friend of wrongs.

is this your new thing?

inventing nonsensical proverbs?

ipad?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
is this your new thing?

inventing nonsensical proverbs?

ipad?

It is just a joke. You're so uptight.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is just a joke. You're so uptight.

*honk* *honk* clowning

Originally posted by focus4chumps
*honk* *honk* clowning
hey, it's Robbie.

And we have reached 80 pages of Focus's Flaming Thread O' Butthurt, and it seems to have no signs of stopping. Flame on, Focus, flame on.

Originally posted by Lestov16
And we have reached 80 pages of Focus's Flaming Thread O' Butthurt, and it seems to have no signs of stopping. Flame on, Focus, flame on.
He needs relief. The pain must be unbearable.

Originally posted by Lestov16
And we have reached 80 pages of Focus's Flaming Thread O' Butthurt, and it seems to have no signs of stopping. Flame on, Focus, flame on.

theres that wounded bird routine i missed from you 🙂

tell everyone how wronged you've been

make sure you pound your chest and "harumph! a bit, because its all about you, isnt it? drama queen. pms

Originally posted by focus4chumps
the woodchipper thread is about van zan. not you crybabies.

you 2 inspired people to put reign of fire under a microscope and realize that van zan was a truly horrible character. that thread is simply a celebration of epic-writing-fail. that it makes you so upset is very conveniently hysterical, but that was not its intention 🙂

So yah, Van Zan wins via:

-like aiming skills, right into the Wood-chipper. Movie feats.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
theres that wounded bird routine i missed from you 🙂

tell everyone how wronged you've been

make sure you pound your chest and "harumph! a bit, because its all about you, isnt it? drama queen. pms

Yep, let your butthurt flow like the lava of Krakatoa 😆 Keep embarrassing yourself, Trollboi.

Originally posted by Robtard
So yah, Van Zan wins via:

-like aiming skills, right into the Wood-chipper. Movie feats.

Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins.

That's what I just said, via swish-like powers right into the Wood-chipper. Do you have trouble following?

Originally posted by Robtard
That's what I just said, via swish-like powers right into the Wood-chipper. Do you have trouble following?
Focus tried go gimp Zans mindset to one scene and ignore the context. Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Focus tried go gimp Zans mindset to one scene and ignore the context. Zan wins.

That's not true at all. It was multiple scenes, basically the entire movie.

No context has been ignored either; in fact, there's no other thread where the context of a character's being and actions has been so closely studied and dissected and we got to the core, through a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Especially the tears.

Van Zan was writing as a poor-man's Ahab. He's monomaniacal, tyrannical, petty, careless, selfish, idiotic and suicidal. All proven with screen feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's not true at all. It was multiple scenes, basically the entire movie.

No context has been ignored either; in fact, there's no other thread where the context of a character's being and actions has been so closely studied and dissected and we got to the core, through a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Especially the tears.

Van Zan was writing as a poor-man's Ahab. He's monomaniacal, tyrannical, petty, careless, selfish, idiotic and suicidal. All proven with screen feats.

He was cornered and attacked the dragon. Context. Acting like he'd jump into a wood hipper is hilarious.

Zan stomps.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was cornered and attacked the dragon. Context. Acting like he'd jump into a wood hipper is hilarious.

Zan stomps.

Now who's trying to ignore context of the entire movie/character and make it all about one scene in a gimp like fashion? That would be you; trying to ignore all the blood, sweat and delicious tears that were spilled in here.

Yes, I've said that many times. Via jumping into the Wood-chipper with extreme skill and authority.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now who's trying to ignore context of the entire movie/character and make it all about one scene in a gimp like fashion? That would be you; trying to ignore all the blood, sweat and delicious tears that were spilled in here.

Yes, I've said that many times. Via jumping into the Wood-chipper with extreme skill and authority.

Maybe quan is arguing that Van Zan is such a failure that he'd miss the wood-chipper when he jumps, it's just another example that shows how Zan can't do anything right.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Maybe quan is arguing that Van Zan is such a failure that he'd miss the wood-chipper when he jumps, it's just another example that shows how Zan can't do anything right.

Then he would be ignoring screen feats yet again. Van Zan has jump-directly-into-dragon's-mouth feats; not being silly gimpers, we can easily translate that into jumping into the Wood-chipper.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then he would be ignoring screen feats yet again. Van Zan has jump-directly-into-dragon's-mouth feats; not being silly gimpers, we can easily translate that into jumping into the Wood-chipper.
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