Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by Sadako of Girth137 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
YouTube video

'Fessing up, eh?

Its good for the soul.

Should I do a: "I thought you were smarter... your butthurt... too strong for basic reasoning... such a tragedy" crocodile-tears type of reply back to you, Lestov?

Originally posted by Robtard
Then he would be ignoring screen feats yet again. Van Zan has jump-directly-into-dragon's-mouth feats; not being silly gimpers, we can easily translate that into jumping into the Wood-chipper.

actually since the dragon is capable of quickly maneuvering, its safe to say that even a badly aimed suicide jump would have reached the same exact conclusion.

i think its a valid point, since his other aiming feats sucked abysmally...

...with the exception of firing a harpoon at quinn. since he's unmatched at getting people killed while leaving dragons unharmed, this was a crazy twist of events.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then he would be ignoring screen feats yet again. Van Zan has jump-directly-into-dragon's-mouth feats; not being silly gimpers, we can easily translate that into jumping into the Wood-chipper.

quan isn't likely to have a problem low-balling an aspect of his favorite character, if it helps his overall argument.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Fessing up, eh?

Its good for the soul.

Merely posting the theme song of the unholy Three's Company that is you, Rob "Tubby" Tard, and Focus "My Gluteus Maximus took a direct hit from Darkseid's Agony Matrix" 4Chumps.

Originally posted by Robtard
Should I do a: "I thought you were smarter... your butthurt... too strong for basic reasoning... such a tragedy" crocodile-tears type of reply back to you, Lestov?

You still remember that? Were your feelings hurt that bad? 😆

Ah I see. No thats your anthem, Lestov of the realm of 7 eternal butthurts.

Zan Wins with a precision headfirst "noble sacrifice".

Originally posted by Lestov16

You still remember that? Were your feelings hurt that bad? 😆

thats not all we remember 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Focus4chumps, your idiotic butthurt trolling is getting real old real quick. Grow the phuck up or GTFO with your retarded spite threads.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh my
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Originally posted by Lestov16
Damn. I knew were a butthurt idiot, Focus4chumps, but a misogynist too? Do you also feel that those fried-chicken-eating negroes are only good for picking cotton?
Originally posted by Lestov16
You still remember that? Were your feelings hurt that bad? 😆

You just said it yesterday, so why wouldn't I remember it? That's right, you're the "memory of a goldfish" guy 🙂 Remember that?

Why did you call me a woman, you misogynist pig? Also, I'm loving this Night of the Living Butthurt resurrection of past quotes.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

As always, Butthurt boi. As always.

^

Originally posted by Robtard
You just said it yesterday, so why wouldn't I remember it? That's right, you're the "memory of a goldfish" guy 🙂 Remember that?

So what? It was an irrelevant post. It was completely true, but since it's so blatantly obvious, it was irrelevant. Calling you a butthurt fool is like calling water wet. It's redundant. Hell, your name says it all really.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why did you call me a woman, you misogynist pig? Also, I'm loving this Night of the Living Butthurt resurrection of past quotes.

another nice corner you've painted yourself into. a mysogynist is a someone who hates women. you could only be suggesting that

A- you are a woman and i am a mysogynist for picking on you for being a woman.

or

B-calling you a "woman" is a guttural insult to women everywhere.

well eiither way i suppose i owe an apology.

YouTube video Good that still despite the discomfort of your immense arsepain that you're still working towards fitness, Liz.

Van Zan wins, he clearly isn't the suicidal idiot he's being viciously downplayed as, and Robtard, Sadako, and Focus4Chumps have proven themselves to be immature trolls full of butthurt spite and a staggering lack of reasoning or logical functioning. This is thread is pitiful, and even Quan, the person this thread targets, has never stooped to such reprehensible depths. The 3 of you should be ashamed of yourselves for shaming the debaters of this board in such a way.

Edit: I should have said 4, as Silent Master is included

Van Zan tips the woodchipper over and goes home /thread. The words of butthurt trollbois like Rob, Saddie, Focus, and SM are irrelevant to the objective conclusion.

Originally posted by Lestov16
he clearly isn't the suicidal idiot

its actually very clear that he is. ✅

Originally posted by focus4chumps
another nice corner you've painted yourself into. a mysogynist is a someone who hates women. you could only be suggesting that

A- you are a woman and i am a mysogynist for picking on you for being a woman.

or

B-calling you a "woman" is a guttural insult to women everywhere.

well eiither way i suppose i owe an apology.

or

C- you think calling somebody a woman is an insult, which means you think being a woman is an insult, in which case, you're a misogynist

And BTW, C is the correct answer, misogynist pig 😉 Congrats on embarrassing yourself for a second time 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
So what? It was an irrelevant post. It was completely true, but since it's so blatantly obvious, it was irrelevant. Calling you a butthurt fool is like calling water wet. It's redundant. Hell, your name says it all really.

You asked how I remembered what you said while implying that I remembered cos I am mad. Answer was: Because it was just yesterday. Don't like facts. Oh well.

The only think that's true is that you got irked over an extremely mild jab I made, all cos it referenced McClane and the history associated with his beautiful blinding baldness 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Van Zan wins, he clearly isn't the suicidal idiot he's being viciously downplayed as, and Robtard, Sadako, and Focus4Chumps have proven themselves to be immature trolls full of butthurt spite and a staggering lack of reasoning or logical functioning.

Care to actually address and counter, instead of blind "Van Zan wins cos he's a badass" post?

See:

Originally posted by Robtard

No context has been ignored either; in fact, there's no other thread where the context of a character's being and actions has been so closely studied and dissected and we got to the core, through a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Especially the tears.

Van Zan was writing as a poor-man's Ahab. He's monomaniacal, tyrannical, petty, careless, selfish, idiotic and suicidal. All proven with screen feats.

The only reason he was so reckless and overeager was because he was monomaniacally obsessed with killing the dragons which destroyed humanity. He is not going to have the same blind rage obsession with a woodchipper, I'm sorry. If you can prove he put himself in a non-dragon related suicidal position at any point in Reign of Fire I will take back everything i said. As it stands, you can't prove he'll have the same reaction to a woodchipper that he did to a dragon. Thus forth, you lose, and your butthurt (and about 80 lbs of pure back fat) are horribly (and disgustingly) exposed once again.

Zan was a bada$$? I could think of at least a dozen unenhanced characters that would destroy him.