John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, so you do believe in God?

Well not that that question is really any of your business, and definitely not the thread's business, but whats God to you? Put 50 people (even of one faith) in isolation, deny them of ability to quote scripture and they'll give 50 differing answers.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well not that that question is really any of your business, and definitely not the thread's business, but whats God to you? Put 50 people (even of one faith) in isolation, deny them of ability to quote scripture and they'll give 50 differing answers.

Ok, you sense is way off then, and your nose is too close to your own arse. Which is no surprise, as your head is up it.

And along with his brains.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ok, you sense is way off then, and your nose is too close to your own arse. Which is no surprise, as your head is up it.

Well you read things so wrongly because you're mad - in both both senses of the word.

Nah, U mad. U so maaaaaaaad. I bet the little vein pops out of your forehead every time I pwn you.

I own you.

You wish in your stalkerish perverted fantasies.

Nah, you're mine. I get under that creepy little skin of yours. You know and I know it.

lol You're the one with the creepy skin, confirming that you in fact are just deep up your own arse.

😆 😆

So Indy wins undisputedly /thread

Let's all go home now.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So McClane wins undisputedly /thread

Let's all go home now.

Yup

Nah, Indy has better H2H feats. Easy way to solve this is to compare H2H scenes in their movies.

Go.

Slower feats. usually can punch out a begrudgingly conscripted Nazi or Russian, but anyone big or committed and he kills them by other means.

Indy doesn't have anything like McClane's DH 5 h2h feats to his name.

LOL Indy not being crushed like a bug by the G-Forces in the fridge outdoes everything McClane, his son, and every descendant of McClane for the next millennium, has or ever will do.

LOL McClane's only H2H feat was hitting an innocent bystander who McClane ran in front of in traffic like an idiot would do. Indy has one-hit KOed massively-built trained soldiers that outdo any opponent McClane has ever faced, including the bystander.

Indy pwns McClane like a bytch in H2H 11/10 /thread

EDIT Oh yeah, I forgot Indy is also a confirmed WWI and WWII veteran and trained for the OSS special ops unit, so he definitely has better combat training than McClane and has displayed such onscreen.

They were probably comparable to surving the car crashes in the beginning of 5.

You keep saying that whilst deliberately and obtusely ignoring the various times he KO'd combatants in DH1, DH4, and the TWO in DH5 'cause you're a broken record troll.

Screen feats only.

They're so equal.

This is a grudge match plain and simple.

Sadako was fine with it early on. The rest of you just like the drama.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Slower feats. usually can punch out a begrudgingly conscripted Nazi or Russian, but anyone big or committed and he kills them by other means.

Indy doesn't have anything like McClane's DH 5 h2h feats to his name.

Now. Go.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They were probably comparable to surving the car crashes in the beginning of 5.

😆 You fail physics

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You keep saying that whilst deliberately and obtusely ignoring the various times he KO'd combatants in DH1, DH4, and the TWO in DH5

Too bad he hasn't KOed anybody near the level of Indy's opponents. So sorry.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Screen feats only.

Screen feats prove Indy rapes McClane in durability and H2H. McClane would definitely win a gunfight, but that's it. So sorry.