John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Academic knowledge.

Besides, Indy wouldnt' have survived the tests of being in a modern world of tech he wouldn't have understood even in DH1 and 3. (not saying McClane was Mr.Tech head, but his understanding of modern tech would have been greater than Indy's)

he also wouldnt have had a father to try to revive after being shot, and also the Germans would all have been McClaned, negating the being 'forced to go in' thing.

LOL stop your strawmanning, Saddie. It's pathetic. McClane himself doesn't understand modern tech, considering how Farrell had to carry around McClane like a parasite in DH4. So it's not like McClane has ever done anything Indy can't.

Can Indy fly a modern helicopter?

Indeed!

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL stop your strawmanning, Saddie. It's pathetic. McClane himself doesn't understand modern tech, considering how Farrell had to carry around McClane like a parasite in DH4. So it's not like McClane has ever done anything Indy can't.

LOL Farrell would have been deader than Dillinger without McClane, Strawman.

LOLZ at images of Indy not knowing what to do with getting radio signals to out to LAPD in DH or what frequencies to use and how to wire the C4, and how to use an ambulance as an end zone blocker in DH3 etc etc...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Farrell would be dead without McClane, and the eastern seasboard would have been screwed and McClane would have been business as usual.
Pretty obvious, really, to anyone who has seen the movie, thats why you sound so silly when saying that..

So its you who are very much pwned.

Your usage of the mindless and overused "concession accepted empty meaningless quote is another sign of your defeat.

OK, you wanna play that game? McClane would be dead without Al, Marv, Zeus, Farrell, Wizard, hell, even Farrell's Terminator action figure.

Fact is, Indy KO'd 3 Russians with one punch. AND he never lost to a girl.

Also, DDM's post literally ended this thread. But by all means, ignore the truth.

Originally posted by Robtard
Can Indy fly a modern helicopter?

Pwnedx2.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
McClane would not have survived the three tests in TLC - but Indy did.

One case of McClane being pwnd.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
No, can McClane defeat a platoon of Nazis in tanks while on horseback?

Well we never saw Indy do that.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
OK, you wanna play that game? McClane would be dead without Al, Marv, Zeus, Farrell, Wizard, hell, even Farrell's Terminator action figure.

Al: Assumption. Karl could have missed from that range, the bullet might have been as effective in killing McClane as all the others: IE totally ineffective.

Marv: He'd have not gotten directions. Boohoo some more..

Zeus: Zeus intervened the once in Harlem, but McClane saved his ass all through the picture.

Farrell: would have died and McClane would have gotten the day off

Wizard: Gave directions but without Farrell, McClane would have had to have been there, and Wizard never saved his life.

Therefore you speak from butthurt.

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Now lets look at Indy, shall we?
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Raiders:

"Chuck! Start the engines!!!" - And he did, starting the plane and saving Indy from certain blowdarty death by the Hovitos tribesmen.

Marion saves Indy from certain death when a nepalese thug had Indy nailed at point blank with a gun and was just about to pull the trigger when Marion saved him...

She later saved him again when he was being whupped by a big boxer german, when an truck load of Nazis were closing in on their truck for the kill by machine gunning them with the flying wing's turret.

She also provided the medallion which enabled Indy to find the Ark.

The little kids in the bar saved Indy from Machine gun toting thugs ready to kill Indy for Belloch.

Little Nazi monkey dies from poisoned date, alerting Sallah to the danger, making him grab the Date Indy was about to eat, unaware of the poison, saving Indy again.

The boat captain: Katanga. Lies to the Germans at great personal risk to save Jones on the boat when they are searching for him.

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Temple of Doom:

Willie Scott's picking up the Antidote and saving it by stashing it down her top enabled Indy to drink the Antidote and save him from certain organ failure and death..

The spike chamber. Indy would have been jellied and stabbed with foot long spikes when the ceiling was coming down on Indy and Short round. It was Willie's intervention that saved Indy and Short Round.

She also punched out that goon on the cart chase that was threatening to kill them all by punching him off of the back derailing the pursuing cart behind them.

Short Round also saved Indy by being his getaway driver.

And by fighting the Maharaja whom was about to get Indy killed by voodoo doll paralysis whilst being about to be crushed by the massive goon, and/or the rock crusher.

And also by freeing Jones from the black sleep of Khali by waking him up with fire by jabbing him with the torch.

Short round assisted him constantly.
Helping freeing the slaves, which occupied the guards allowing Indy to not get swarmed by them in his escape.

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Last Crusade:

Henry Snr saves him with his knowledge of the grail, the 3 tests included at the end, the numerous clues and information from the diary..

By finding the way out of the Grunwald castle when Indy was stumped.

By fighting off that fighter by scaring the birds with the umbrella into flying into the fighter's propellor, crashing it..

By taking part in the battle inside the tank that was pursuing Indy, stopping him from getting blown up and crushed at a vital moment too.

Elsa also saved his life in Germany by not screaming and alerting Hitler and the boys to their presence.

And by leading Donavan to the false grail highlighting to indy that the shiniest 'cup of kings' was not the correct choice.

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There are loads more in Indy IV ranging from Fridges saving indy, to Mac helping him, to Marion and his son helping, from John Hurt's character going and getting the Russians to save him from sinking in quicksand, the list goes on....

Thusly, McClane is WAY less reliant and pretty much saves his own life (certainly by comparison) all through the movies, and is pretty much shown to be indestructible as far as his enemies efforts and by his own actions, anyway.

Therefore McClane wins.

You mad?

Yeah. You're mad.
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Oh....and lets not forget these also (Cause its not just old men, children, the occasional household appliance and women whom save Indy constantly:

Indy saved from certain beating to death at the hands of bigger, more skilled Boxer by Flying Wing propellor mashing the boxer.

Indy saved from certain beating to death at the hands of massive turban wearing Thugge thug by rock crushing machine which not only killed the guy about to kill Indy, but also rope above provived Indy with a way of avoiding the crushing himself.

Oh yeah....you mad now...

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
No, can McClane defeat a platoon of Nazis in tanks while on horseback?

Pwnedx2.

Well that was a non sequitur and Indy didn't defeat a "platoon of Nazis in tanks", there was one tank, a WW1 tank.

That scene relied heavily on gag antics (5 Nazis standing up perfectly in line to be shot by one bullet, Jones Sr taking out a guy via squirt pen-ink in the eye, the nazis in the trucks just not shooting for some odd reason etc). Also, Indy was saved by Marcus' antics when he was inside the tank. No Marcus = dead Indy in that scene.

So no, no pwned. You should watch TLC again, you've clearly forgotten a lot about it. But playing your game, it should be noted that a F-35 Lightning II is far deadlier than a WW1 tank.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh....and lets not forget these also (Cause its not just old men, children, the occasional household appliance and women whom save Indy constantly:

Indy saved from certain beating to death at the hands of bigger, more skilled Boxer by Flying Wing propellor mashing the boxer.

Indy saved from certain beating to death at the hands of massive turban wearing Thugge thug by rock crushing machine which not only killed the guy about to kill Indy, but also rope above provived Indy with a way of avoiding the crushing himself.

Oh yeah....you mad now...

Wait, you believe in God, doncha?

Originally posted by Robtard
Well that was a non sequitur and Indy didn't defeat a "platoon of Nazis in tanks", there was one tank, a WW1 tank.

That scene relied heavily on gag antics (5 Nazis standing up perfectly in line to be shot by one bullet, Jones Sr taking out a guy via squirt pen-ink in the eye, the nazis in the trucks just not shooting for some odd reason etc). Also, Indy was saved by Marcus' antics when he was inside the tank. No Marcus = dead Indy in that scene.

So no, no pwned. You should watch TLC again, you've clearly forgotten a lot about it. But playing your game, it should be noted that a F-35 Lightning II is far deadlier than a WW1 tank.

Lol, the F 35 again? Man, you REALLY want Mac to win here.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Aaaaaahahahaaa, you're an idiot. And epic butthurt to boot.

Awwwww how sweet.
All that rage all naked and on display for us all to see.
No amount of lipstick will compensate for how wrong you are though.

Trust in God, Champ, he'll get you through this.

Wait, you believe in God, doncha?

'We thanketh the lord for bring us this harvest of butthurt through Fat Rambo/RJ. And for blessing us with the ability to nearly shit ourselves through laughter at her, his most stupifying creation of dumbness personified.'

Amen.

Mac wins...cry on.

Indy pwns here, boyo. His feats destroy McChump. Nothing Indy did in DH5 beats that nuke that Indy fridged. Indy is Hulk-level to do something like that.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indy pwns here, boyo. His feats destroy McChump. [b]Nothing Indy did in DH5 beats that nuke that Indy fridged. Indy is Hulk-level to do something like that. [/B]

1) Indy was never in DH5.

2) The fridge gets credit. Not the coward cowering inside of it.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, the F 35 again? Man, you REALLY want Mac to win here.

You brought in surviving "tanks", eg war machines as a feat, don't get upset when it's countered using your same tactics back at you.

You're not paying attention, I think it's a draw here. So I'm, not "wanting" anyone one to win here. That's your biscuit.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Awwwww how sweet.
All that rage all naked and on display for us all to see.
No amount of lipstick will compensate for how wrong you are though.

'We thanketh the lord for bring us this harvest of butthurt through Fat Rambo/RJ. And for blessing us with the ability to nearly shit ourselves through laughter at her, his most stupifying creation of dumbness personified.'

Amen.

Mac wins...cry on.

Originally posted by Robtard
You brought in surviving "tanks", eg war machines as a feat, don't get upset when it's countered using your same tactics back at you.

You're not paying attention, I think it's a draw here. So I'm, not "wanting" anyone one to win here. That's your biscuit.

And yet still, Indy's feats>>>>Mac's feats.

And yet still you think Mac has a chance.

Pray.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indy pwns here, boyo. His feats destroy McChump. Nothing Indy did in DH5 beats that nuke that Indy fridged. Indy is Hulk-level to do something like that.