John McClane vs Indiana Jones

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The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 You fail physics

Too bad he hasn't KOed anybody near the level of Indy's opponents. So sorry.

Screen feats prove Indy rapes McClane in durability and H2H. McClane would definitely win a gunfight, but that's it. So sorry.

Plus, you know, Indy never lost to a girl.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Neither did McClane.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 You fail physics

Too bad he hasn't KOed anybody near the level of Indy's opponents. So sorry.

Screen feats prove Indy rapes McClane in durability and H2H. McClane would definitely win a gunfight, but that's it. So sorry.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Neither did McClane.
Yeah, he did. Denying this will not change this fact.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Keep posting your silly pictures. It's all you have left since your argument failed hard 😆

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It succeeded.

RJ has no clips of McClane getting KO'd yet we all saw him KO Ninja Chick.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It succeeded.

RJ has no clips of McClane getting KO'd yet we all saw him KO Ninja Chick.

Don't need 'em. We all remember him getting ***** kicked out a window and having to use a truck to kill her because his h2h was not enough.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Don't need 'em. We all remember him getting ***** kicked out a window and having to use a truck to kill her because his h2h was not enough.

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😂 Saddie's so pathetic here. Indy clearly outclasses McClane on every level. Maybe McClane will tank a nuke in DH6. Until then, Indy sodomizes him all day, every day.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Lestov16
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😂 Saddie's so pathetic here. Indy clearly outclasses McClane on every level. Maybe McClane will tank a nuke in DH6. Until then, Indy sodomizes him all day, every day.

And Indy is home in time for secks with Holly McClane.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Don't need 'em. We all remember him getting ***** kicked out a window and having to use a truck to kill her because his h2h was not enough.

Oh the bit after he knocked her clean out with h2h?

The bit before he killed her?

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh the bit after he knocked her clean out with h2h?

The bit before he killed her?

Yeah, the bit where he was unable to put her down for god H2H. The bit where he had to resort to using a damn truck to put her down for good.

And even then he failed.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

He could have stamped on her throat, shot her in the face.... etc etc

Note that KO means win.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Note that he could not, with his best physical effort, win the fight H2H. She, on the other hand, could.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
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😂 Saddie's so pathetic here. Indy clearly outclasses McClane on every level. Maybe McClane will tank a nuke in DH6. Until then, Indy sodomizes him all day, every day.

😂

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Saddie's nonsensical fanboyism is just embarrassing here. He's trying to say McClane had Nikita on the ground when seconds earlier Nikita had him on the ground and didn't stomp his face in paste because she turned around out of PIS. She completely kicked his ass and he could only retaliate with a car because he's so weak in H2H. It's why his most touted feat in the entire film series is against an innocent bystander 😆 Once again, you're just embarrassing yourself Saddie. Indy has better durability feats, better combat feats against better opponents, and is more intelligent than McClane will ever be. Indy destroys McClane /thread

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Lestov's obsessed nature and depth of butthurt is simultaneously embarrassing for him and yet impressive.

His membership in the Lipstick posse is the obvious clue as to the trollery at hand here.
McClane DID KO win over her in DH4.0. Fact.

Lestov, you pretend to have seen DH5, (yet you cannot remember the Ballroom scene in which McClane delivers the same shot to a highend Russian SS guy - whom had a machine gun trained on Mcclane at the time- and produces the same lights-out results.) and you keep mispresenting and downplaying the delivery of a shot which looked and sounded like a totally killer shot that sounded like an elephant hitting concrete at 200mph would, reveals your twisted, butthurt illogical trolling agaenda for what it is..all lies.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Lol, his hairline just receded a bit more.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nope. It hasn't... just like your bra size.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Lestov, you pretend to have seen DH5, (yet you cannot remember the Ballroom scene in which McClane delivers the same shot to a highend Russian SS guy - whom had a machine gun trained on Mcclane at the time- and produces the same lights-out results.) and you keep mispresenting and downplaying the delivery of a shot which looked and sounded like a totally killer shot that sounded like an elephant hitting concrete at 200mph would, reveals your twisted, butthurt illogical trolling agaenda for what it is..all lies.

He did link us to the version of the film he watched, it was an online Russian cam version with this resolution quality at times: