John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Started by The Fat Rambo16 pages

Saddie so maddie.

If you must believe that to make your day work for you...

Ya'll can't get enough of me.
Obsess away.
😮‍💨

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, he was still standing. Mac was KO'd by ninja chick.

You're reaching. Also, Indy fought and won while being voodoo tortured.

What does McSemen taste like?

WTF Post evidence of that KO.
Ninja chick was the only one KO'd.
McClane was never KO'd....even once.
😆 You absolutely have zero idea what you're on about..
Years and years of butthurt have twisted your mind beyond recognition of facts.

Nope. Indy fought Short Round only whilst being Voodoo'd, not being man enough to fight a guy at that time, (his cowardly inner shadow was revealed). And whilst Indy was able to smack the little kid, Short Round tanked the damage then PWNED his ass, with a small flame on a torch, winning the conflict.. Flames dont bother McClane, cause his duarability is off the scale now, by DH5 feats.

Dunno, you're the expect on that particular relish.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If you must believe that to make your day work for you...

Ya'll can't get enough of me.
Obsess away.
😮‍💨

You were scared yesterday.

Was I? When was that, exactly..? 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Also every fight that meant something in Indy's experience ended with a guy getting mashed, crushed, shredded etc.

McClane takes this on epic feats, still having more fight left in him, still banging at 60, and epic paranormal damage soak, and killing people right and center still.

The same can be said about McClane. Every relevant fight McClane gets invovled in showcases McClane getting his ass kicked until he either gets to the gun first or pulls some shit out of ass that causes the environment to kill his adversaries. Indy has atleast showcased that he can actually throw a punch. McClane usually just throws his weight around aimlessly hoping that he'll annoy the, always, much more skillful enemies.

also, You're argument of mcClane being able to endure damage at sixty is stupid and irrelevant here. Unless, you can name a time where Indy's age ever negatively affected his damage soak.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Was I? When was that, exactly..? 😂
Yesterday, betty.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
The same can be said about McClane. Every relevant fight McClane gets invovled in showcases McClane getting his ass kicked until he either gets to the gun first or pulls some shit out of ass that causes the environment to kill his adversaries. Indy has atleast showcased that he can actually throw a punch. McClane usually just throws his weight around aimlessly hoping that he'll annoy the, always, much more skillful enemies.

also, You're argument of mcClane being able to endure damage at sixty is stupid and irrelevant here. Unless, you can name a time where Indy's age ever negatively affected his damage soak.

Saddie is getting wtf pwned.

Not really no.

Yeah I can. Indy IV. Fridge hiding aside, he even comments on it to his enemies and Mack..

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yesterday, betty.

Ohhhhhh riiiiiiiiight...... 😂

You are scared.

Terrified I might not respond to you, which would leave you're stalking ass heartbroken and weeping like a little girl.. hence your goading.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ohhhhhh riiiiiiiiight...... 😂

You are scared.

Terrified I might not respond to you, which would leave you're stalking ass heartbroken and weeping like a little girl.. hence your goading.

So me responding to is all i want now I am terrified of it. Make up your mind, susan sarandon.

Jinx destroyed McClane with the same thing everyone else you claimed was biased said. Cry. Now go hide.

Its you whom are named Susan, Suzie.
Keep crying and stamping your little feets for people cause people "dont pay you enough attention"... 🙄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its you whom are named Susan, Suzie.
Keep crying and stamping your little feets for people cause people "dont pay you enough attention"... 🙄
I am rubbing your face in it that others are ethering sissy woman stalker McClane. They are all coming to get you, Susan.

LOL Whatever you say, Suze. You are fail personified.

It also seems that you are bereft of capacity for any original or genuine thought whatsoever.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Whatever you say, Suze. You are fail personified.

It also seems that you are bereft of capacity for any original or genuine thought whatsoever.

Now now, Susan. You need to relax and realize that Indy's got a helluva punch unlike pussyboy McClane. Ge back to me when he can soundly defeat a woman in a fair fight.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
WTF Post evidence of that KO.
Ninja chick was the only one KO'd.
McClane was never KO'd....even once.
😆 You absolutely have zero idea what you're on about..
Years and years of butthurt have twisted your mind beyond recognition of facts.

Nope. Indy fought Short Round only whilst being Voodoo'd, not being man enough to fight a guy at that time, (his cowardly inner shadow was revealed). And whilst Indy was able to smack the little kid, Short Round tanked the damage then PWNED his ass, with a small flame on a torch, winning the conflict.. Flames dont bother McClane, cause his duarability is off the scale now, by DH5 feats.

Dunno, you're the expect on that particular relish.

Lol, evidence? He was down for a good 30 seconds, about the same amount of time she was down. Here's what happened:

They fought, she KO'd him and went to Farrell. Mac got up, KO'd her, went to Farrell. She got up, kicked Mac out a window.

Nope you're factually wrong. And he never lost consciousness. Thats what a KO is.
When someone is knocked unconscious by an opponent.

(Like McClane did to Ninja chick.)

She lost H2H against McClane.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope you're factually wrong. And he never lost consciousness. Thats what a KO is.
When someone is knocked unconscious by an opponent.

(Like McClane did to Ninja chick.)

She lost H2H against McClane.

No, you are wrong once again. If you are down and cannot return to your own feet for thirty seconds that's considered a ko. You are such a drooling fanboy sometimes.

Well its moot as McClane wasn't down and out for 30 seconds.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well its moot as McClane wasn't down and out for 30 seconds.
You just sai dthat wasn't a ko and now it is again. So if McClane is involved your thought process changes. Fanboy.