John McClane vs Hermione Granger

Started by Robtard7 pages

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Yes, anything goes after ten paces. I was quite clear on that.

Nice try though. And yes, Granger rapes.

If you need to change the "anything goes, bloodlust and no morals" after the fact so Hermoione has a chance, that's telling.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
What dod you expect when McClane is involved? According to Rob, McClane beats God.

Really now? I don't recall saying that.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you need to change the "anything goes, bloodlust and no morals" after the fact so Hermoione has a chance, that's telling.

Really now? I don't recall saying that.

That's how other people perceive your fanboyism. You are that bad.

Originally posted by Robtard
What did I lie about?
Where do I even begin with you.

oh so he didnt say it and you were just making stuff up. how out of character 😐

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh so he didnt say it and you were just making stuff up. how out of character 😐
Here comes the attention whore. It's like all the liars are forming Voltron as we speak.

Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units, since you're completely Transformers G1 ignorant. Want a free link to Voltron too?

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's like all the liars are forming Voltron as we speak.

haha nice one. who's you steal that from?

Originally posted by Robtard
Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units

wrong.

you exlcuded the other voltrons

he's referring to the vehicle voltron since everyone seems to regard him as clownish

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wrong.

?

Blue
Red
Black
Green
Yellow

to your edit: You really think he was thinking of another Voltron. Come on.

edited

Originally posted by Robtard
Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units, since you're completely Transformers G1 ignorant. Want a free link to Voltron too?
Only a true nerd would argue the joke didn't make any sense.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
haha nice one. who's you steal that from?
Your mother whispered it into my ear.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Only a true nerd would argue the joke didn't make any sense.

"You made me look ignorant!" -Quanchi112

Originally posted by Robtard
"You made me look ignorant!" -Quanchi112
Just take out the quanchi at the end and it makes sense.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just take out the quanchi at the end and it makes sense.

Another clever "no you!" type of retort, one of the two things you resort to most when you have nothing and know it. Now top it off with a "concession accepted" reply?

Originally posted by Robtard
Another clever "no you!" type of retort, one of the two things you resort to most when you have nothing and know it. Now top it off with a "concession accepted" reply?
When you don't respond to my argument and just flame that's a concession. Dem are da rulez.

Originally posted by quanchi112
When you don't respond to my argument and just flame that's a concession. Dem are da rulez.

How clever, accusing me of the very same troll tactics you've used in here.

But I'm glad you flip when I say flip, I knew you're #1 fallback "concession accepted" was only a post away.

Originally posted by Robtard
How clever, accusing me of the very same troll tactics you've used in here.

But I'm glad you flip when I say flip, I knew you're #1 fallback "concession accepted" was only a post away.

Granger wins this thread. Just accept that McClane loses and tuck your tail in between your legs like you always do.

Prove it.

If Hermione tries to out-draw McClane after 10 paces, she probably dies. I don't think she's fast enough with her wand to compete against a decent speed shooter. But if she plays it smart and ducks for cover and somehow manages to survive the first few gunshots, then she has way more options on dealing with McClane than the other way around.

So, Hermione should win if she fights smart. If it comes down to a quickdraw, McClane wins.