Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by quanchi112201 pages

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
You conceded with your analogy of Thor/LT. That's a huge power gap.

He wins because of superior feats and your thread polls. 53-2-1. Spite thread's gotta be closed.

No, I did not.

He loses based off his feats. Khan has superior feats than needing Obi to take a small amount of clones out and getting beat by Palpatine.

Khan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I did not.

He loses based off his feats. Khan has superior feats than needing Obi to take a small amount of clones out and getting beat by Palpatine.

Khan wins.


Originally posted by quanchi112
yoda wins

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Khan wins based off the feats, abilities, and the evidence.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan wins based off the feats, abilities, and the evidence.

Originally posted by quanchi112
yoda wins

Last chance, sir, before closing arguments are made.

Originally posted by quanchi112
A reasonable person can assume he can pull both triggers at the same time. You can pretend he can't because unlike me you're unreasonable.

Yoda hides on a barren world. It's like leaving the city and hiding in a tent. Not really proving anything other than running like a coward. Khan brought the fight to the Federation.

A reasonable person could assume such things, perhaps. However, you have frequently made it clear to me that reasonable assumptions such as these take a back seat (or are thrown out the window entirely) to direct showings. If you believe me to be unreasonable, it is by your own stipulations I am.

That said, per your preference, there are no showings of Khan pulling both triggers at the same time, therefore he cannot.

Yoda survives wartime, trains a new generation, which leads to the fall of the Sith. That sounds more like a success to me. Your personal opinions of the character do not change the canon, nor do your theories on why the character performed certain actions.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I did not.

He loses based off his feats. Khan has superior feats than needing Obi to take a small amount of clones out and getting beat by Palpatine.

Khan wins.

Yoda didnt get beaten by Palpatine, he "fled" as he was in the heart of Palpatines new Empire, and would have been attached by hundreds of troopers had he not left to fight another day.

By the way, Palpatine would eat Khan for breakfast, so not sure how listing Yoda "losing" to him is such a Pro Khan feat.

ROTS Obi Wan and Anakin would also slaughter Khan, and it was stated that Yoda and Palpatine are on a level (or more) beyond them.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Wrong. I destroyed your theory and annihilated Scenarios pride and dignity. I'd say you're up next but you're too much of a coward to actually debate anything for long before the next breakdown comes.

Hah! For a person who has outright fled from all reasonable debate and merely turns every debate he enters into a singularity of suck, you have absolutely no room to make proclamations regarding anyone elses arguments and credibility.

As for cowardice, you completely backed out of Scenario's question and used some fake assed excuse not do front up and actually face up to your own hypocriticism.

Did Kahn shoot the ground?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I won 40 some pages ago.

A complete abortion of the actual truth.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I do not report. Its weakness. Khan wins. Until you say you're sorry I won't answer your questions.

No, you are weak for not answering a direct question, especially by fabricating a weak assed excuse even though he gave an open and direct heads up at what he was doing. You are simply too precious that your pride got scarred.

Also:

Originally posted by Badabing
An addendum to my vote: The Scenario out debated Quan. 👆

Booyah!

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Also:

Booyah!

He is joking with me. I talk to him outside of here. Your ignorance is comforting.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Evidence says Khan wins.

Re: Last chance, sir, before closing arguments are made.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
A reasonable person could assume such things, perhaps. However, you have frequently made it clear to me that reasonable assumptions such as these take a back seat (or are thrown out the window entirely) to direct showings. If you believe me to be unreasonable, it is by your own stipulations I am.

That said, per your preference, there are no showings of Khan pulling both triggers at the same time, therefore he cannot.

Yoda survives wartime, trains a new generation, which leads to the fall of the Sith. That sounds more like a success to me. Your personal opinions of the character do not change the canon, nor do your theories on why the character performed certain actions.

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He was firing at different threats while dual wielding the guns. Why fire two guns if one takes out the threat. You really don't make any sense. Khan destroyed those he faced.

Yoda fled. He went and hid. He also hid on a Wookie like a weak little koala bear. Yoda died and others stopped Palpatine. Not him since he had the chance and failed like against Dooku.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is joking with me. I talk to him outside of here. Your ignorance is comforting.

Uhuh. yeah, if anyone believes your flip flop flubbering fat ass, they are all the dumber for it.

Originally posted by DTM
Yoda didnt get beaten by Palpatine, he "fled" as he was in the heart of Palpatines new Empire, and would have been attached by hundreds of troopers had he not left to fight another day.

By the way, Palpatine would eat Khan for breakfast, so not sure how listing Yoda "losing" to him is such a Pro Khan feat.

ROTS Obi Wan and Anakin would also slaughter Khan, and it was stated that Yoda and Palpatine are on a level (or more) beyond them.

Falling to his defeat on the floor is being beaten. He was not killed but he lost. Yoda failed and he himself knew it.

Khan would maul the geriatric. He's a one man army whereas Palpatine is not.

No, they would not. You are ignoring the comparisons of Jango Fett and how he interacted against the Jedi.

Khan slaughters them with his weaponry. Not even close.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Uhuh. yeah, if anyone believes your flip flop flubbering fat ass, they are all the dumber for it.
Ok, I have never talked or text messaged him. Lol. I don't care what you believe as you're consumed with rage and self hate.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Hah! For a person who has outright fled from all reasonable debate and merely turns every debate he enters into a singularity of suck, you have absolutely no room to make proclamations regarding anyone elses arguments and credibility.

As for cowardice, you completely backed out of Scenario's question and used some fake assed excuse not do front up and actually face up to your own hypocriticism.

Did Kahn shoot the ground?

A complete abortion of the actual truth.

No, you are weak for not answering a direct question, especially by fabricating a weak assed excuse even though he gave an open and direct heads up at what he was doing. You are simply too precious that your pride got scarred.

Kahn isn't in this thread he's in the MK universe. Pull yourself together.

Khan mauled those who faced him there. Unsupported speculation is what you have. I have facts and kirk agreeing with me.

Scenario has went rogue and changed before my debating prowess.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Kahn isn't in this thread he's in the MK universe. Pull yourself together.

Is that really the bets you got? Wow, pathetic.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan mauled those who faced him there. Unsupported speculation is what you have. I have facts and kirk agreeing with me.

And yet none of those he killed are a match for Yoda either, so in fact, it is you who made an assumption. You really need to take off the beer goggles, Kirk is a fallible in-universe character, and he has not made any observations regarding Yoda anyway, in essence, your reliance on this is lobsided.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Scenario has went rogue and changed before my debating prowess.

Except you pissed your pants and avoided a direct question not just from him, but from multiple posters now. You chickened out.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Is that really the bets you got? Wow, pathetic.

And yet none of those he killed are a match for Yoda either, so in fact, it is you who made an assumption. You really need to take off the beer goggles, Kirk is a fallible in-universe character, and he has not made any observations regarding Yoda anyway, in essence, your reliance on this is lobsided.

Except you pissed your pants and avoided a direct question not just from him, but from multiple posters now. You chickened out.

Yeah, it's my bets. 😂

The Klingon forces are greater than these single Jedi along with their ships. Point proven.

What question have I ignored from other posters ?

Calm down and try making sense. Don't hate yourself so much. K.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yeah, it's my bets. 😂

The Klingon forces are greater than these single Jedi along with their ships. Point proven.

What question have I ignored from other posters ?

Calm down and try making sense. Don't hate yourself so much. K.

Best.

Uhuh, yeah, and you have evidence of this ridiculous claim, of course.

Did Khan's shots hit the ground? I myself asked you this, as has TGK.

Backseat mod trying to sound calm and legit. GTFO with that shit.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Best.

Uhuh, yeah, and you have evidence of this ridiculous claim, of course.

Did Khan's shots hit the ground? I myself asked you this, as has TGK.

Backseat mod trying to sound calm and legit. GTFO with that shit.

There isn't definitive proof he missed anyone. That's always been my point.

You really hate yourself. You need to realize these feelings won't plague you forever.

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Top 10 most epic Quanchi fails.
Where to begin? There's so many to choose from! To avoid being drowned in a biblical deluge of fail, we'll just limit this to his MVF fails, so now it's just a Boxing Day tsunami of fail to choose from.

EDIT- NVM. Trying to go through Quanchi's fails is like trying to count every grain of sand in the Sahara. I refuse to subject anybody to such horrific trauma.