Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Originally posted by Lestov16
Top 10 most epic Quanchi fails.
Where to begin? There's so many to choose from! To avoid being drowned in a biblical deluge of fail, we'll just limit this to his MVF fails, so now it's just a Boxing Day tsunami of fail to choose from.

EDIT- NVM. Trying to go through Quanchi's fails is like trying to count every grain of sand in the Sahara. I refuse to subject anybody to such horrific trauma.

LOL, telling me to get back on topic when you are running from Scenario's and Darkstorm's questions like a recently copulated teen runs from Jason Voorhees. The thread has been resolved for 56 pages. you failed. The only thing left to determine is where this fail ranks amongst your Jacob's Ladder-long list of fails

Originally posted by quanchi112
There isn't definitive proof he missed anyone. That's always been my point.

You really hate yourself. You need to realize these feelings won't plague you forever.

You are sidestepping the question Quan. Did those shots hit ground or not? This is a simple yes or no question.

YouTube video

It's got a death curse, Quan!

Huh. When I linked quan the video advising him to IGNORE ME I didn't actually expect him to do it. He didn't even apologize to me.

Anyway, since he's ignoring me right now, what do the rest of you guys think? Did Khan shoot the ground? Walls?

Pretty sure Khan shot the camera, resulting in even more lens flare. But in this fight, Yoda TKs him into submission, like he did with Asajj Ventress in TCW.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You are sidestepping the question Quan. Did those shots hit ground or not? This is a simple yes or no question.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL, telling me to get back on topic when you are running from Scenario's and Darkstorm's questions like a recently copulated teen runs from Jason Voorhees. The thread has been resolved for 56 pages. you failed. The only thing left to determine is where this fail ranks amongst your Jacob's Ladder-long list of fails

Originally posted by The Scenario
Huh. When I linked quan the video advising him to IGNORE ME I didn't actually expect him to do it. He didn't even apologize to me.

Anyway, since he's ignoring me right now, what do the rest of you guys think? Did Khan shoot the ground? Walls?

We don't know what he was aiming at. The point it eludes you.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Pretty sure Khan shot the camera, resulting in even more lens flare. But in this fight, Yoda TKs him into submission, like he did with Asajj Ventress in TCW.

Quanchii, debunk this argument. ^

Tell me how Khan could resist Yoda's TK that basically disarmed and immobilized a Force user.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Quanchii, debunk this argument. ^

Tell me how Khan could resist Yoda's TK that basically disarmed and immobilized a Force user.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It doesn't work that way just like Windu couldn't easily do so to Jango. They are too busy defending themselves to pinpoint opponents weapons.

I'm sorry, but Mace Windu put Jango down in seconds, without even needing to exert TK. Your comparison is irrelevant.

In TCW, Yoda waves his hand and Asajj Ventress, who herself routinely kills Jedi Masters and once Force choked two Jedi at the same time (Anakin and Obi, iirc), and took out Kit Fisto in a few exchanges, was rendered absolutely helpless to his TK.

Tell me what part of Khan's "ermagerd sup00r metabolism/strength/intellect" could deflect TK. Then we'll talk victory for Khan.

But until you do that, you're back at square one.

It's nearly been an hour. I win, Quanchii. Thank you for your honorable concession.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Get over the fact I'm ten percent better than you.

I'm flattered that you made a little shrine to me in your profile, but honestly it's kind of creepy the way you're fawning over me. I didn't think I was your type.

We don't know what he was aiming at. The point it eludes you.

Okay, an answer. Progress.

So, did Khan mean to shoot the ground? Because if he was aiming at anything other than the ground, yet hit the ground...

That's called a miss.

Quanchi is 34 years old? I'm calling uber bullshit on this.

I would have guessed 18, tops. But then, on the internet, we're whoever we want to be. On blackpeoplemeet.com, I'm Shaniqua.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'm sorry, but Mace Windu put Jango down in seconds, without even needing to exert TK. Your comparison is irrelevant.

In TCW, Yoda waves his hand and Asajj Ventress, who herself routinely kills Jedi Masters and once Force choked two Jedi at the same time (Anakin and Obi, iirc), and took out Kit Fisto in a few exchanges, was rendered absolutely helpless to his TK.

Tell me what part of Khan's "ermagerd sup00r metabolism/strength/intellect" could deflect TK. Then we'll talk victory for Khan.

But until you do that, you're back at square one.

Khans über gun destroys any Jedi who needs to block the blasts just like Windu needed to block the blasts. Supported. You're defeated. Victory.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I'm flattered that you made a little shrine to me in your profile, but honestly it's kind of creepy the way you're fawning over me. I didn't think I was your type.

Okay, an answer. Progress.

So, did Khan mean to shoot the ground? Because if he was aiming at anything other than the ground, yet hit the ground...

That's called a miss.

We don't know as I said it is all speculation. I have said this from the beginning.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quanchi is 34 years old? I'm calling uber bullshit on this.

Wait, TCW is canon for this fight? Yoda stomps hard, then.