Doctor Manhattan vs Team Hero

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Doctor Manhattan vs Team Hero

Team consists of:
Green Lantern,
Thor,
Routh Superman,
Mary (Hancock),
Silver Surfer,
Phoenix Jean Grey,
Mewtwo
Tetsuo Shima (pre-mutation)

Deathmatch starting in Chicago
Who takes this?

Silver Surfer easily defeats Doctor Manhattan.

Mewtwo could also quite handily solo, as could Jean Grey.

how would Jean Grey beat him?

Doctor Manhattan, for all intensive purposes, is immortal. He can just reconstruct himself. Granted, he still has his human psyche, which was manipulated by Veidt, but he can control matter at a subatomic level. How is anyone going to hurt him?

BTW, movie Silver Surfer was a f*cking chump compared to the comics counterpart.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
how would Jean Grey beat him?
By raping his mind with her telepathic penis.

What happens when Doc makes multiple copies of himself, points, and explodes people like a frog with an M-80 in it's ass?

He had to make physical gestures with to explode people, which were slower than Mewtwo's and Jean's speed of thought to a considerable extent. One Manhattan or a hundred, it means nothing to telepaths on their level.

This is ignoring that Mewtwo in particular possesses vastly greater raw power than Manhattan can boast. The Silver Surfer as well, to an even greater extent. The Silver Surfer can easily take away his powers via rewriting his genetic code, like he did with the FF.

How will SS rewrite his code? Doc, for all we know, doesn't even have a genetic code.

Originally posted by NemeBro
By raping his mind with her telepathic penis.

Wouldn't she get reverse mind-raped when she attempts to read his mind and gets taken to another spatial dimension?

Originally posted by Impediment
Granted, he still has his human psyche, which was manipulated by Veidt

Only happened because Veidt built a tachyon generator, which no member of the team can reproduce IDK

Re: Doctor Manhattan vs Team Hero

Manhattan teleports them all directly into the Sun's core, but doesn't care while doing it.

Dr. Manhattan wins via spite. Most people on the team here are wimps.

Dr. manahattan hits their faces with his giant blue cock and starts a mostly male superhero orgy

Surfer gets upset cuz he loses the Who's More Naked contest.

Leaning towards team.

this is spite.. Doc Manhattan barely blinks these puny people out of existence..

I dunno. Manhattan was beastly, but he never encountered anyone in the caliber of these guys.

People like Superman, Surfer and Jean would very well look like gods to normal men.

You people are truly retarded.

Doctor Manhattan has exactly no telepathic defenses, and the team has at least two powerful telepaths (I have no clue how strong a psychic Tetsuo is). Either Mewtwo or Jean solo through weakness exploitation, and Mewtwo's shield will keep Doc out pretty handily, considering it kept out the near-equal to M2 Mew. And Mewtwo is several thousand times more powerful than Doc Manhattan in power level. But then so is Superman.

Silver Surfer just murders Manhattan. Destroys a planet eating cosmic entity >

Doc Manhattan blows them all up.

Does he even need a telepathic defense? Can they read the mind of a being who doesn't even think in their spatial dimension?