The Greatest Foe the darkness had ever known...

I know you said you went to school to be one. Regardless, me calling you a lawyer was sarcasm. Me calling you a self proclaimed one, was out of memory of how you use to keep mentioning going to school to be one. All in all, I'm mocking you. You can't read between the lines.

You never claimed to be a lawyer?

Originally posted by sfriends23282
Yes. I did go to law school. No, you calling me a lawyer wasn't sarcasm, because you quickly turned into 'self proclaimed'. So the backpeddling continues.

I never believed you to be a lawyer, so yes it was sarcasm. Now, can you post the definition of sarcasm for me? lol

Saying that you are a self proclaimed one doesn't mean I actually believed you to be one, therefore me calling you one was sarcasm.

Go ahead, define it for me tho.

Originally posted by sfriends23282
This is a nice touch of misdirection from not understanding what "self proclaimed" is. But since this is embarrassing enough already for you, i'll play along. No, I never called myself a lawyer because I am not a lawyer.

My memory failed me. I thought you did call yourself a lawyer.

Nice to see that you aren't one tho. It's not a job fitting for you.

I'm bored.

Are you guna post it or not? I mean, you post the definition of "self proclaimed" for me. You're my *****, and I said post the definition.

So after being owned repeatedly, are you falling back on misdirection or backpeddling? Either way, it's pretty sad how easy this was rofl. Really good try though, amusing effort.

You didn't do what I asked, *****.

Get to my post, or shut up, and keep believing you owned me like how you believed you owned me in the Krayt vs Dooku thread.

You're boring me, go back to watching CIS with the your lovely wife.

That's cute. I make you look stupid (simple), you continue to try and use misdirection (predictable), claim you're bored (predictable), and make some law type joke (predictable). It's been fun spanking that ass, baby. Good night🙂

I'm bored because you didn't respond to my post. Change that. or as I said go back to watching CIS with your wife. You're not going to bed. Stop.

So sad. I accept your concession. Btw, if you're going to mention "law type" shows, make sure they're relevant to lawyers or would be lawyers. For instance, CSI (I don't know what CIS is) is relevant to detectives. Law and Order would be the show to watch for lawyers since it deals with statutes, legal procedures, precedence, etc. Good try though. Next time don't argue with your superiors.

Law & Order is for queers. Gay queers.

Boston Legal is where it's at.

Boston Legal is Law and Order but with queer drama. Law and Order is the most practical legal show ever. There's a crime, police investigation, then a trial. Straight forward.

Boston Legal has James Spader and William Shatner. Law & Order blows.

Law and Order is one of the best shows ever. Only retarded babies who poop in their diapers like Boston Legal.

There you go, DS. You have KMC's biggest gay queer stupidhead agreeing with you. Law & Order's fail is now confirmed.

Boston Legal has James Spader and William Shatner. Law & Order blows.

Alan Shore is the man Jack McCoy wishes he could be.

Lmao. McCoy has more charisma in his eyebrows than Shore in his entire smug face.

Spader won more awards as Shore than old geezer Waterson did as McFail. People recognize Spader's greatness. No one cares about McFail.

According to your logic of appealing to some sort of popularity, the cast of Jersey Shore are acting gods.

Nonsense. Judging by popularity would be silly (McFail would win). The cast of Jersey Shore never won an Emmy, fool.

Shore would eat McFail alive. Shore pwned the U.S. Supreme Court. Twice. McFail is phytoplankton and Shore is a humpback whale.

I bet you're just pissed cuz your dick was so small. Speaking of:

THE PETITE PRETTY JUNIOR
Jack McCoy's Penis
Ability : 30%

THE PRETTY CANNON FIGHTER
Alan Shore's Penis
Ability : None

I rest my motherfvcking case. estahuh