John McClane vs Rocky Balboa: Bloody Knuckles Contest

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
You do know that those gloves don't do anything to cushion force, right?

boxing gloves increase the impact area, preventing skulls from being cracked open. thats why we have boxing gloves.

Isn't this just a battle to see who has the most durable hands?

Doesn't McClane have some kind of superhuman feat where he grabbed something that normally would've just torn a man's fingers off?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
No. This is about them trading punches and seeing who lasts the longest. Rocky has shown damage soak via punches to the face that is light years beyond what McClane's damage soak via punches to the face is.

Also, Rocky has shown punching ability that is far stronger than anything McClane can muster. It's not even close.

Also, Rocky never lost to a girl.

Rocky one punch KO's McClane. Accept it.

Nope. A 'bloody knuckle contest' is two people punching each other's fist, knuckles-to-knuckles.

This isn't a 'who can take more punches to the face'.

McClane's never been knocked out or TKO'd, son. But again, this isn't a boxing match which I would still give to Rocky.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Does DH 5 retcon the other DHards. I don't think so but feel free to clear the air.

😂 So you're still DH5 ignorant and are unaware of the levels McClane was amped up to in that lousy film. Go away.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Isn't this just a battle to see who has the most durable hands?

Doesn't McClane have some kind of superhuman feat where he grabbed something that normally would've just torn a man's fingers off?

That was DH1, McClane at his least superwanked.

Originally posted by Robtard
😂 So you're still DH5 ignorant and are unaware of the levels McClane was amped up to in that lousy film. Go away.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nope. A 'bloody knuckle contest' is two people punching each other's fist, knuckles-to-knuckles.

This isn't a 'who can take more punches to the face'.

McClane's never been knocked out or TKO'd, son. But again, this isn't a boxing match which I would still give to Rocky.

That's lame. Lame, I say. Knuckles to knuckles is lame.

Nevertheless, Rocky punches WAY harder and never had a hand injury. Simple math.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
That's lame. Lame, I say. Knuckles to knuckles is lame.

Nevertheless, Rocky punches WAY harder and never had a hand injury. Simple math.

Originally posted by the ninjak

Doesn't McClane have some kind of superhuman feat where he grabbed something that normally would've just torn a man's fingers off?

What movie, what feat are you talking about?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
What movie, what feat are you talking about?

mhm.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The McClane wanking needs to stop.

...said the kid least qualified to comment on people wanking ever.

Not that its wanking, in this case.

Now get back to dejuicing Van Zan and weeping at another McWin here through sheer, 100%, pure unadulterated butthurt on your part.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...said the kid least qualified to comment on people wanking ever.

Not that its wanking, in this case.

Now get back to dejuicing Van Zan and weeping at another McWin here through sheer, 100%, pure unadulterated butthurt on your part.

Zan wins there but here Rocky crushes him. Easily.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...said the kid least qualified to comment on people wanking ever.

Not that its wanking, in this case.

Now get back to dejuicing Van Zan and weeping at another McWin here through sheer, 100%, pure unadulterated butthurt on your part.

If I am forgetting any, name them. Individually, please, none of the usual "5 movies worth of feats" BS.

Saddikins is getting called out.

He'll dodge, as always.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
He'll dodge, as always.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
How can you say this? McClane has zero feats that give him even a fighting chance here.

If I am forgetting any, name them. Individually, please, none of the usual "5 movies worth of feats" BS.

His hand being strong and durable enough to grip onto an HVAC opening after a huge blast instead of losing grip and/or his fingers being ripped off would be a super-human hand-feat 🙂

That's DH1 BTW, McClane at his least super.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
How can you say this? McClane has zero feats that give him even a fighting chance here.

If I am forgetting any, name them. Individually, please, none of the usual "5 movies worth of feats" BS.

Incorrect.

Rocky has no more feats at this than McClane.

But McClane has shown much more durability in his 5 movies to all kinds of blows, blasts, falls, explosions, and trauma without padded gloves, rests, judges, rules etc than Rocky did in his 6,000 movies. McClane owns fit pros still. Therefore he easily pwns smashed up old men, especially semi retarded ones.

Cry more for me.
🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saddikins is getting called out.

"Call out fail."

So silence, stupidly sappy Susan, as you know nothing and are "Raging Bullshit" over there's little b!tch.. 🙂