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Nailcutter Massacre
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was a slappy hook/cross. (McClane, like Willis, I'd guess) is a southpaw. Not much body behind it other than some shoulder rotation, and McClane was standing tall at the time. This all makes the audible, seeable effect of that shot that bit more impressive.It was compared to Rocky's telegraphed slowness..so I guess by your logic Rocky must look like Foreman on valium to you.
Well neither did McClane. Dunno about how they do things where you're from, but when a dude hits you with his car, then stops, gets out of the car, strides towards you looking aggressive, (when he should be apologising and shitting himself) and yelling at you whilst closing range, they expect that you're gonna gonna have a kickoff if the guy wasn't wheel fodder.
You keep going on about the guy I just described, yet you ignore the equally impressive punching out of the trained combat merc McClane did in the ballroom scene. That is the signature of your trollery here today.
Which merc? The one he tackled and knocked out while straddling him? What does that prove? McClane is a good scrapper, I never claimed otherwise. Still doesn't prove that he has this uber knockout power that you keep claiming. The guy was on his back and was unable to defend himself. McClane smacked him in the face and knocked him out. Like I said before, any average guy can knockout someone as long as they're given a clean shot.
As for the jeep driver, he didn't intentionally hit McClane. McClane waded into fast traffic and thus got hit. It was McClane's own fault that he got hit. Impressive durability shown by McClane though. But his punch wasn't all that. It was a slightly sloppy punch, and yet I've seen sloppier punches knockout guys (see video I posted above).
I don't know where you're from, but for most of the rest of the world, you don't punch a guy simply because he's shouting at you. Otherwise there'd be millions of brawls in offices. This guy might have been aggressive, but he definitely was unprepared for that shot. Thus a cheap shot. A sucker punch. You denying that is the "signature of your trollery here today".
As for telegraphed slowness, check out McClane's fight with the chick in Die Hard 4 and see her ducking around his blows making him look sloppy. Sure he won that fight, but not through any punching speed of any sort.