John McClane vs Rocky Balboa: Bloody Knuckles Contest

Started by quanchi1127 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Call out fail."

So silence, stupidly sappy Susan, as you know nothing and are "Raging Bullshit" over there's little b!tch.. 🙂

He called you out and agrees your biased here. Only a fanboy would say he beats Rocky in a punching contest.

Rocky trains to punch, McClane doesn't. Sure it's not a boxing match, but a boxer trains to deliver proper punches... meaning proper alignment of the fists so you don't crank your wrists and proper delivery of punches so you maximize power even doing short punches.

McClane has none of this training, meaning Rocky will punch harder and will have better form. Rocky will cripple McClane's hands.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Rocky trains to punch, McClane doesn't. Sure it's not a boxing match, but a boxer trains to deliver proper punches... meaning proper alignment of the fists so you don't crank your wrists and proper delivery of punches so you maximize power even doing short punches.

McClane has none of this training, meaning Rocky will punch harder and will have better form. Rocky will cripple McClane's hands.

But in a death match McClane wins because he can't die.

Literally, McClane uses the power of suggestion and that's why he never gets killed. Some people call it luck, it's really projected luck.

Originally posted by Dolos
But in a death match McClane wins because he can't die.

Literally, McClane uses the power of suggestion and that's why he never gets killed. Some people call it luck, it's really projected luck.

Death match as in no holds barred match then yeah, McClane gets my vote. But in a boxing match or in a bloody knuckles match, only a fool would back up McClane.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Death match as in no holds barred match then yeah, McClane gets my vote. But in a boxing match or in a bloody knuckles match, only a fool would back up McClane.
Maybe Die Hard 1 hangs tough for a while. But A Good Day to Die Hard gets messed up. However, John McClane Jr. solos fiction.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Incorrect.

Rocky has no more feats at this than McClane.

But McClane has shown much more durability in his 5 movies to all kinds of blows, blasts, falls, explosions, and trauma without padded gloves, rests, judges, rules etc than Rocky did in his 6,000 movies. McClane owns fit pros still. Therefore he easily pwns smashed up old men, especially semi retarded ones.

Cry more for me.
🙂

As I thought. Fail. I Quan and I own you.

Well as ever you thought wrongly.

'I Quan'..? A confession, or just another fail...? 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
He called you out and agrees your biased here. Only a fanboy would say he beats Rocky in a punching contest.

Rocky was not a devastating puncher type. He was very durable though.
He was basically Homer Simpson in that episode where Moe gets him to fight for him. (Homer's thick skull ensuring that he could just be punched for like 3 hours until his opponent would be exhausted before Homer would basically push them over. 😛 )

He is against McClane here, and his knuckles will be as durable as the rest of him. So Rocky has never faced knuckles this durable before.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Rocky was not a devastating puncher type.

In Rocky 4 he reached that level.

I'll have to rewatch. But McClane's knuckles still may be more resistant than Rocky's..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I'll have to rewatch. But McClane's knuckles still may be more resistant than Rocky's..

He was matching Drago blow for blow in the later rounds. That's indicative of his evolution from just a dancer type fighter to a punching powerhouse.

He wasn't a dancing man either. Just durable and a refuser of giving up. He learned in montages in 3 to move a bit.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Rocky was not a devastating puncher type. He was very durable though.

O'rly?

YouTube video

Rocky broke the ribs in the meat he was punching. He also broke Apollo's ribs. McClane never, not once, broke someone/something's ribs. Pwned.

He is against McClane here, and his knuckles will be as durable as the rest of him. So Rocky has never faced knuckles this durable before.

O'rly?

YouTube video

Drago punched with 2150 PSI. Lol at you, dude. " Rocky has never faced knuckles this durable before".......Indeed.

Oh wooooowwwwwwww somone able to break ribs bareknuckle.
I guess Rocky (being the only guy ever to have done that in history) must be out busting up people all the time every saturday night...everywhere...

(Or is it not that much of an impressive feat as you make out..? 🙂 )

You cannot state that 'Mcclane never broke anyone's ribs ever' with any certainty. In fact has a wicked body shot, and most likely DID break ribs.
McClane is demonstratively tougher than slabs of generic animal meat. And that meat didn't punch back either.

Besides Rocky cannot break McClane as McClane will take each and every punch Rocky throws at him and unlike in the Rocky films where he went the distance a whole lot that isn't happening here.. Rocky gets knocked out

Originally posted by FrothByte
Rocky trains to punch, McClane doesn't. Sure it's not a boxing match, but a boxer trains to deliver proper punches... meaning proper alignment of the fists so you don't crank your wrists and proper delivery of punches so you maximize power even doing short punches.

McClane has none of this training, meaning Rocky will punch harder and will have better form. Rocky will cripple McClane's hands.

👆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Rocky was not a devastating puncher type. He was very durable though.
He was basically Homer Simpson in that episode where Moe gets him to fight for him. (Homer's thick skull ensuring that he could just be punched for like 3 hours until his opponent would be exhausted before Homer would basically push them over. 😛 )

He is against McClane here, and his knuckles will be as durable as the rest of him. So Rocky has never faced knuckles this durable before.

Watch the Rocky films. Your ignorance is appalling.

Comparing McClane up against a professional boxer is hilarious.

Yes: Comparing someone who is unbreakable against a smashed up professional ancient boxer is. Yet still you do it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He wasn't a dancing man either. Just durable and a refuser of giving up. He learned in montages in 3 to move a bit.

His speed certainly improved across the second and the third movies. He was the white man's version of Muhammad Ali, that much is pretty indisputable. /shrugs

Originally posted by FrothByte
Rocky trains to punch, McClane doesn't. Sure it's not a boxing match, but a boxer trains to deliver proper punches... meaning proper alignment of the fists so you don't crank your wrists and proper delivery of punches so you maximize power even doing short punches.

McClane has none of this training, meaning Rocky will punch harder and will have better form. Rocky will cripple McClane's hands.

DH5, McClane KO's a guy with one punch and the sound affect used made it seem like a side of beef hitting concrete, it was ridiculous, but a feat is a feat.

And if you think boxing techniques translate to something like bloody knuckle contest, you're loony.