Batman vs. Iron Man

Started by Silent Master29 pages

Batfanboys: But Batman is really neeto, I mean he is really sneaky and can make plans and stuff, how dare you say that he loses 🙁

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hopped up on Venom, he made Supes bleed. Then flew 😠 😠

But then, Aquaman knocked Supes out....

I think Pr's prayers have been answered.

They haven't 😄 Aquaman is missing in DC's newest animated movie, JL War:

Originally posted by -Pr-
I'm all for it, as I'll get to see Aquaman stab Darkseid in the face.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Shazam would replace aquaman as the founding member of league.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/08/16/no-aquaman-in-justice-league-war-but-he-will-get-his-own-animated-movie/

Originally posted by -Pr-
What the ****ing ****.
Originally posted by -Pr-
Aquaman is one of DC's darlings right now; taking him out makes no sense to me at all.

Source: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=582246&pagenumber=1

Tony ain`t Supes, he can`t be taken down by kryptonite spraycans or red sun flashlights or magic buttarangs or any such bs. Bats is in for a beating.

Tony wins this

Everyone but a select handout agrees

Originally posted by Silent Master
Their argument boils down to; Batman will find a way,

It's practically part of his "power set" lol

Originally posted by Odekahn

It's practically part of his "power set" lol

👆

Let the Marvel fanboys think what they want and let them masturbate to their own fantasies.

BatGod is simply better.

biscuits

^No, just... No. Why can't you understand that Bruce dies in this encounter?

Originally posted by IHateCoughing
^No, just... No. Why can't you understand that Bruce dies in this encounter?

Because in a comic, he would beat the sh1t out of tony in a prep war, simple 😉.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Because in a comic, he would beat the sh1t out of tony in a prep war, simple 😉.

Clearly 👆

Bat-fans' arguments have devolved to "well, in comic book land...", now?

For shame, you guys. For shame.

Originally posted by IHateCoughing
Bat-fans' arguments have devolved to "well, in comic book land...", now?

For shame, you guys. For shame.

... You do realize these are "comic book" characters we're talking about here right???

Originally posted by Odekahn
... You do realize these are "comic book" characters we're talking about here right???

Uh, yeah. What I meant is that, unlike comic book land, PIS is not at play here. Your precious Batgod is not going pull something out of his ass in order to win. 🙄

Oh, and tell us five more times how Batty will find a way!

Originally posted by IHateCoughing
Uh, yeah. What I meant is that, unlike comic book land, PIS is not at play here. Your precious Batgod is not going pull something out of his ass in order to win. 🙄

Oh, and tell us five more times how Batty will find a way!

Except, that's not what Batman does. He doesn't "pull stuff out of his ass" per se. He solves the riddles. He figures out HOW to beat someone. It's not PIS in those cases.

Originally posted by Odekahn

It's practically part of his "power set" lol

How has this got anything to do with anything?

At least they're basically admitting that Batman needs PIS to win.

Originally posted by Odekahn
Except, that's not what Batman does. He doesn't "pull stuff out of his ass" per se. He solves the riddles. He figures out HOW to beat someone. It's not PIS in those cases.

Well Tony would be able to read Bruce's every twitch muscle fiber like he did with Steve Rogers, and beat the living shit out of him period. How many things is he going to accomplish in one week? Listen I know that this is the internet and everything, and that you believe that a great debater is someone that can take an impossible cause and make it the more probable outcome, but just how many people do you think are stupid?

Tony has the upper hand here, and it would be his fght to lose, not the other way around.

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
How has this got anything to do with anything?

Read the posts before it and find out.

Your whole arguament is that Tony will suddenly get a crippling brain injury thus allowing for Batman's paltry prep to be able to defeat IM.

You then respond to this :

Originally posted by Silent Master
Their argument boils down to; Batman will find a way.

With this:

Originally posted by Odekahn

It's practically part of his "power set" lol

And I'm wondering what in the fluckling fluck that scan had got to do with anything.
It isn't a scan showing him prep, it isn't a scan showing his Bat armor (which btw was getting ripped apart by the Talons and looked to be slow as fluck) and it wasn't a scan of him getting into a spontaneous fight with superman and "finding a way"

so I'm wondering again what in the fluckling fluck Batman threatening the Spectre has got to do with this thread wasting peoples time while you try to think of non arguament for Batman to win

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
Your whole arguament is that Tony will suddenly get a crippling brain injury thus allowing for Batman's paltry prep to be able to defeat IM.

You then respond to this :

With this:

And I'm wondering what in the fluckling fluck that scan had got to do with anything.
It isn't a scan showing him prep, it isn't a scan showing his Bat armor (which btw was getting ripped apart by the Talons and looked to be slow as fluck) and it wasn't a scan of him getting into a spontaneous fight with superman and "finding a way"

so I'm wondering again what in the fluckling fluck Batman threatening the Spectre has got to do with this thread wasting peoples time while you try to think of non arguament for Batman to win

/facepalm

He said, our argument is "Batman will find a way" and so I posted a scan of Batman in an impossible situation saying that he will find a way. He says it all the time, and he always does. I was jokingly pointing that out, thus the "lol"

I feel like this is a circular situation.

You say: How does Batman beat Tony?

I say: Finding a way around (or neutralizing) the tech within the prepping scenario because Tony is dependent on it.

You say: How?

I start giving you ways that could easily play out within a comic and you refuse to accept them because you want the other guy to win.

It would be like me arguing that Batman is too acrobatic for Ironman to shoot. How many shots has Batman dodged? He's dodged the omega effect, shots from master shooters like deadshot and Slade. Blah Blah Blah