Smaug vs. Balrog

Started by quanchi11215 pages

Originally posted by Supra
You thought Gothmog was a dragon your posts here mean nothing, you sealed your fate
His humiliation will live on forever.

Smaug couldn't kill a dwarf standing on his mouth.

He loses.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Smaug couldn't kill a dwarf standing on his mouth.

He loses.

You thought Gothmog was a dragon your posts here mean nothing, you sealed your fate

Worst avatar and signature ever btw

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Smaug couldn't kill a dwarf standing on his mouth.

He loses.

The Balrog couldn't keep anyone dead.

Smaug's kill count shits all over Balrog's failure.

Smaug wins.

Entire fellowship sans the Wizard ran away cowering from the Balrog. Unarmed Dwarves trolled Smaug for 15 minutes.

Dragons are the weakest things in the movies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The Balrog couldn't keep anyone dead.

Smaug's kill count shits all over Balrog's failure.

Smaug wins.

😄

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Entire fellowship sans the Wizard ran away cowering from the Balrog. Unarmed Dwarves trolled Smaug for 15 minutes.

Dragons are the weakest things in the movies.

Lulz.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Entire fellowship sans the Wizard ran away cowering from the Balrog. Unarmed Dwarves trolled Smaug for 15 minutes.

Dragons are the weakest things in the movies.

Gandalf also fled from smaller packs of orcs yet stood his ground to the Balrog. Even by your own logic you lose.

Dwarves had to run around and use tricks to take on Smaug and in the end couldn't even hurt him significantly. Gandalf just beat the Balrog's ass on the fly.

Dude, he beat him after like 3 days of straight fighting.

I wanna see Balrog surive a tail whip from Smaug..not gonna happen

Dwarves trolled Smaug for a quarter of the movie and also ran from Orks for two straight movies. That just means that orks are the deadliest creatures in the movies.

Smaug getting slapped around by Dwarves like he's Tom in a Tom and Jerry cartoon is the worst though. He'd definitely lose to the guy who manfought Gandalf for three days and killed him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lulz.
You'd best flee before I turn my wrath to you.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Dude, he beat him after like 3 days of straight fighting.
One on one when we have seen Saruman best Gandalf in under ten minutes.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Dwarves trolled Smaug for a quarter of the movie and also ran from Orks for two straight movies. That just means that orks are the deadliest creatures in the movies.

Smaug getting slapped around by Dwarves like he's Tom in a Tom and Jerry cartoon is the worst though. He'd definitely lose to the guy who manfought Gandalf for three days and killed him.

We have seen dwarves crush orcs in mass numbers. Smaug is someone who took over their shifty little home and made them flee. Smaug also made the elves turn tail and run.

Smaug was burned by gold and it didn't even really faze him. Smaug is beyond the dwarves obviously despite their plot device tricks. Smaug decimates the creature Gandalf crushed.

Orks crush Dwarves in massive numbers. Moria was cleanesed of Dwarves by Goblins who are bitchnigga orks. Dwarves suck, making their trolling of Smaug that much more embarrassing. Balrog stomps here.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Orks crush Dwarves in massive numbers. Moria was cleanesed of Dwarves by Goblins who are bitchnigga orks. Dwarves suck, making their trolling of Smaug that much more embarrassing. Balrog stomps here.
The dwarves defeated the orcs. 😂

Goblins are not orcs.

They used plot device weapons and failed to defeat Smaug. Gandalf tanked his attacks like a champ for days whereas he couldn't tank Saruman's for ten minutes.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Orks crush Dwarves in massive numbers. Moria was cleanesed of Dwarves by Goblins who are bitchnigga orks. Dwarves suck, making their trolling of Smaug that much more embarrassing. Balrog stomps here.

The only person trolling here is you

The Dwarves were killed to a man in Moria. Why do you think there's dwarf corpses all over the place in the Fellowship?

Goblins are orks -1. "Plot devices!" Cry more. Smaug couldn't even kill a dwarf standing on his mouth. He'd probably trip and kill himself fighting the Balrog. He loses 10/10

Originally posted by Tzeentch
The Dwarves were killed to a man in Moria. Why do you think there's dwarf corpses all over the place in the Fellowship?

Goblins are orks -1. "Plot devices!" Cry more. Smaug couldn't even kill a dwarf standing on his mouth. He'd probably trip and kill himself fighting the Balrog. He loses 10/10

Originally posted by Supra
Gothmog is not a dragon, go watch the movie

Originally posted by Tzeentch
The Dwarves were killed to a man in Moria. Why do you think there's dwarf corpses all over the place in the Fellowship?

Goblins are orks -1. "Plot devices!" Cry more. Smaug couldn't even kill a dwarf standing on his mouth. He'd probably trip and kill himself fighting the Balrog. He loses 10/10

Its like saying the heroes survived!!! The dwarves can't beat Smaug. They can run and hide while using plot device weapons but still can't beat Smaug.

All that was required to crush the Balrog was one geriatic.

Balrog didn't beat one single person. Smaug has all the advantages and the feats.