Who wins the race: Surfer vs Flash

Started by Blue Area Vet28 pages

Originally posted by CosmicComet
It's ok. I've never mistaken you for smart, well, ever.

You mean the scans that I just explained to you? 🙂

The ones where Thanos' fist is behind his head during the wind up (the exact moment when surfer begins moving) and then his arm is almost fully extended and traveling towards Cap's face on the next page(Surfer is still traveling there at this point.)?

😆

Why is it so hard for you to comprehend that he was dodging Surfer, not following through with a punch? How can anyone with any sense look at the upper left hand panel and claim Thanos was throwing a punch?

Maybe the guys in the neighborhood you grew up in punched with their hands open while looking behind them.

Originally posted by Galan007



Originally posted by CosmicComet
Lol. Another thing I just noticed about Thanos' deliberate, slow punch toward Cap.

Cap has time to change his facial expressions. In one panel he is gritting his teeth and the next his lips are closed.

And Surfer is enroute the whole time during this.

But apparently Surfer was moving instantaneously tho!!!

I guess Cap has instantaneous facial muscles too fam!!


Originally posted by CosmicComet
Things that happened during Surfer's flight.

1. Thanos' fist moved several feet; from his behind the head wind up to nearly fully extended arm.

2. Cap has time to change his facial expressions. From open gritted teeth to closed mouth.

1/10th of a second scale event. Not even close to instantaneous.

Anyway, Flash obviously wins this.

Surfer doesn't have the feats to compete. And that's that.

This is all the needs to be quoted ever again.

Since Wrong Area Vet is too scared to post the whole scene, which I've dissected above.

Originally posted by Galan007
I don't think the OP intended temporal manipulation to be involved here anyway:

Anywho, this is one of the best speed feats Surfer has -- and it is the approximate distance he and Flash are racing in this match, to boot:

He was just over 1 light year away, and covered that distance in the time it took Thanos to throw a punch. It is still an excellent speed feat -- one that is many multiples in excess of c, in fact. However, it isn't enough to match, let alone beat, Wally's best... Not by a long shot.

Since none of the pro-Surfer faction have posted any feats/evidence on his behalf, I thought I would. Now, if any Surferites have a better in-line speed feat in mind, I encourage you to post it. 🙂

Amazing showing for Surfer. Beastly. Glad the writer didn't say this was below c.

Child's play for Flash.

Surfer ft is far better tbh. Amazing showing.

Better than Gladiators? I agree.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
This is all the needs to be quoted ever again.

Since Wrong Area Vet is too scared to post the whole scene, which I've dissected above.

You're mad. Real mad. So sorry about that, but you have to blame yourself for making a claim that anyone can see isn't true. Thanos never threw the punch son, but he did dodge Surfer. Surfer is SHOWN travelling toward Thanos with Thanos in the same pose, cannon. That's virtually instantaneous speed and I win.

1 light year in about 1/10th of a second.

Not very impressive. Not all heralds are blessed with great speed sadly.

Poor Surfer.

Surfer feat wouldn't crack top 10. 🙁

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer ft is far better tbh. Amazing showing.

They don't want to admit it, Carver. They are trying to throw up any kind of road block they can, including acting like they've never discussed this scan before. 😮 It's not just Abby anymore, Surfer scares fanboy shitless.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
You're mad. Real mad. So sorry about that, but you have to blame yourself for making a claim that anyone can see isn't true. Thanos never threw the punch son, but he did dodge Surfer. Surfer is SHOWN travelling toward Thanos with Thanos in the same pose, cannon. That's virtually instantaneous speed and I win.

🙂

Again.

Originally posted by Galan007

Anywho, this is one of the best speed feats Surfer has -- and it is the approximate distance he and Flash are racing in this match, to boot:

He was just over 1 light year away, and covered that distance in the time it took Thanos to throw a punch. It is still an excellent speed feat -- one that is many multiples in excess of c, in fact. However, it isn't enough to match, let alone beat, Wally's best... Not by a long shot.

Since none of the pro-Surfer faction have posted any feats/evidence on his behalf, I thought I would. Now, if any Surferites have a better in-line speed feat in mind, I encourage you to post it. 🙂


Originally posted by CosmicComet
Lol. Another thing I just noticed about Thanos' deliberate, slow punch toward Cap.

Cap has time to change his facial expressions. In one panel he is gritting his teeth and the next his lips are closed.

And Surfer is enroute the whole time during this.

But apparently Surfer was moving instantaneously tho!!!

I guess Cap has instantaneous facial muscles too fam!!

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Things that happened during Surfer's flight.

1. Thanos' fist moved several feet; from his behind the head wind up to nearly fully extended arm.

2. Cap has time to change his facial expressions. From open gritted teeth to closed mouth.

1/10th of a second scale event. Not even close to instantaneous.

Anyway, Flash obviously wins this.

Surfer doesn't have the feats to compete. And that's that.

Thanks for confirming that Captain America, my 2nd favorite character of all time, has instantaneous facial muscles.

😂

Originally posted by CosmicComet
This is what you said.

And that is of course, completely wrong. As I described prior.

No, it's completely correct like I corrected you on earlier. You really don't have any credibility in this argument, anyway. You claimed Thanos is throwing a punch even though he's not making a fist and not looking at the person he targeting. And you are too damn stubborn to admit what the pics shows.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
🙂

Again.

Thanks for confirming that Captain America, my 2nd favorite character of all time, has instantaneous facial muscles.

Cap would tell you to stand down, soldier.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
🙂

Again.

Thanks for confirming that Captain America, my 2nd favorite character of all time, has instantaneous facial muscles.

🤣

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
No, it's completely correct like I corrected you on earlier. You really don't have any credibility in this argument, anyway. You claimed Thanos is throwing a punch even though he's not making a fist and not looking at the person he targeting. And you are too damn stubborn to admit what the pics shows.

🙂

Again.

Originally posted by Galan007

He was just over 1 light year away, and covered that distance in the time it took Thanos to throw a punch. It is still an excellent speed feat -- one that is many multiples in excess of c, in fact. However, it isn't enough to match, let alone beat, Wally's best... Not by a long shot.

Since none of the pro-Surfer faction have posted any feats/evidence on his behalf, I thought I would. Now, if any Surferites have a better in-line speed feat in mind, I encourage you to post it. 🙂


Originally posted by CosmicComet
Lol. Another thing I just noticed about Thanos' deliberate, slow punch toward Cap.

Cap has time to change his facial expressions. In one panel he is gritting his teeth and the next his lips are closed.

And Surfer is enroute the whole time during this.

But apparently Surfer was moving instantaneously tho!!!

I guess Cap has instantaneous facial muscles too fam!!

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Things that happened during Surfer's flight.

1. Thanos' fist moved several feet; from his behind the head wind up to nearly fully extended arm.

2. Cap has time to change his facial expressions. From open gritted teeth to closed mouth.

1/10th of a second scale event. Not even close to instantaneous.

Anyway, Flash obviously wins this.

Surfer doesn't have the feats to compete. And that's that.

Thanks for confirming that Captain America, my 2nd favorite character of all time, has instantaneous facial muscles.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
1 light year in about 1/10th of a second.

Not very impressive. Not all heralds are blessed with great speed sadly.

Poor Surfer.

Where in the Sam hell are you getting one tenth of a second?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
1 light year in about 1/10th of a second.

Not very impressive. Not all heralds are blessed with great speed sadly.

Poor Surfer.

Oh, I thought it was the amount of time it took to throw an overhead right? Backing that ass up I see.

😆 😂

Originally posted by Galan007
Since none of the pro-Surfer faction have posted any feats/evidence on his behalf, I thought I would. Now, if any Surferites have a better in-line speed feat in mind, I encourage you to post it. 🙂

He did travel half a million light years to get to Galactus' Worldship in Silver Surfer vol. 3 #109.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Where in the Sam hell are you getting one tenth of a second?

Oh nowhere special, just from the scans, that you are too afraid to actually click on to open up and look at--As opposed to just posting the final scene instead of all the things leading up to it.

Things like:

Originally posted by Galan007

He was just over 1 light year away, and covered that distance in the time it took Thanos to throw a punch. It is still an excellent speed feat -- one that is many multiples in excess of c, in fact. However, it isn't enough to match, let alone beat, Wally's best... Not by a long shot.

Since none of the pro-Surfer faction have posted any feats/evidence on his behalf, I thought I would. Now, if any Surferites have a better in-line speed feat in mind, I encourage you to post it. 🙂


Originally posted by CosmicComet
Lol. Another thing I just noticed about Thanos' deliberate, slow punch toward Cap.

Cap has time to change his facial expressions. In one panel he is gritting his teeth and the next his lips are closed.

And Surfer is enroute the whole time during this.

But apparently Surfer was moving instantaneously tho!!!

I guess Cap has instantaneous facial muscles too fam!!

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Things that happened during Surfer's flight.

1. Thanos' fist moved several feet; from his behind the head wind up to nearly fully extended arm.

2. Cap has time to change his facial expressions. From open gritted teeth to closed mouth.

1/10th of a second scale event. Not even close to instantaneous.

Anyway, Flash obviously wins this.

Surfer doesn't have the feats to compete. And that's that.

Thanks for confirming that Captain America, my 2nd favorite character of all time, has instantaneous facial muscles.