Mick Dundee vs John Rambo

Started by Robtard6 pages
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Did John ever kill a gigantic croc?

Did Mick ever take on an 80's era Soviet Hind gunship?

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Originally posted by Robtard
Did Mick ever take on an 80's era Soviet Hind gunship?

There was a helicopter involved but I think it was dropping off beautiful women for him, not trying to kill him. He's fly like that.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
There was a helicopter involved but I think it was dropping off beautiful women for him, not trying to kill him. He's fly like that.

Rambo wins, GTFO of my thread

Originally posted by Robtard
Rambo wins, GTFO of my thread

You know John would never find him. Thats Dundee's advantage.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
You know John would never find him. Thats Dundee's advantage.

John's a special forces guy trained in terror, stealth and guerilla tactics with over 250 kills in various environments; that is John's advantage here.

How does the man who's highly trained to kill and take on armies, militia and special forces on his own lose to Dundee? There's nowhere he can run, nowhere he can hide. A nonkiller bloodlusted doesn't mean that he's going to be some excellent killer or effective at winning this match. This is like putting Mike Tyson and Oprah Winfrey against one another while both are bloodlusted.

Originally posted by Robtard
John's a special forces guy trained in terror, stealth and guerilla tactics with over 250 kills in various environments; that is John's advantage here.

I'm disappointed Rob, you went with the easy win, but there is no easy win with Mick Dundee.
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Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I'm disappointed Rob, you went with the easy win, but there is no easy win with Mick Dundee.
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The logical win. Cos Rambo killing Dundee is more logical. Logical logic.

Dundee wins... like no joke... because Rambo dies unless he can wrestle crocodiles, boars and buffalo. But that's the easy part. You can avoid the big ones with your brain and a gun, how will he stand against 9 of the 10 most venomous snakes and all the other little creepy crawlies all loaded with delicious wonderful venom!

Can Rambo even survive in a landscape that's not magically void of any wildlife while avoiding an aboriginal trained white man? I've liven in Arnhem Land for 6 years and can tell you no many people in the WORLD can match Australian Aboriginals (the ones that aren't hobos in the cities) in terms of speed stealth and the most unnatural spear throwing distance I've ever witnessed (remember when Achilles threw a javelin at Hector?).

Plus Dundee is Aussie and no one ****s with the Aussies. Hell these signs are up all the time in the NT where I live and the arrow is always on either sever or extreme. 'STRAYA!

He survived in the jungles of Vietnam behind enemy territory with plenty of VIETCONG about. I'd wager a squad of well armed VIETCONG in their own environment are more deadly than some snakes and a buffalo.

Rambo is American; Americans > Australians. Stop the hate.

Originally posted by Robtard
He survived in the jungles of Vietnam behind enemy territory with plenty of VIETCONG about. I'd wager a squad of well armed VIETCONG in their own environment are more deadly than some snakes and a buffalo.

Rambo is American; Americans > Australians. Stop the hate.

I think you jealous of us having the most hostile natural environment in the world (aside from the ocean).

Mick drops a crocodile on Rambo.. (and he could do it too)

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Originally posted by Robtard
Rambo is American; Americans > Australians. Stop the hate.

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You guys should see what even Americans have to say about Americans in literature.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
You guys should see what even Americans have to say about Americans in literature.

Hemingway thinks Americans are bad-ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hemingway thinks Americans are bad-ass.

Read some Kurt Vonnegut and Joseph Heller. Yossarian is the only sane USAmerican.

Read Vonnegut, Billy Pilgrim > Yossarian (who has a commie name).

Originally posted by Robtard
Read Vonnegut, Billy Pilgrim > Yossarian (who has a commie name).

Billy Pilgrim is a cool dude. But Yossarian is just too priceless.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Dundee wins... like no joke... because Rambo dies unless he can wrestle crocodiles, boars and buffalo. But that's the easy part. You can avoid the big ones with your brain and a gun, how will he stand against 9 of the 10 most venomous snakes and all the other little creepy crawlies all loaded with delicious wonderful venom!

Can Rambo even survive in a landscape that's not magically void of any wildlife while avoiding an aboriginal trained white man? I've liven in Arnhem Land for 6 years and can tell you no many people in the WORLD can match Australian Aboriginals (the ones that aren't hobos in the cities) in terms of speed stealth and the most unnatural spear throwing distance I've ever witnessed (remember when Achilles threw a javelin at Hector?).

Plus Dundee is Aussie and no one ****s with the Aussies. Hell these signs are up all the time in the NT where I live and the arrow is always on either sever or extreme. 'STRAYA!

Hell ya fcking right 😮‍💨

TE hates America.

Originally posted by Robtard
TE hates America.

Incorrect