Mick Dundee vs John Rambo

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RJ 2.0 The Grammanator

Originally posted by Lestov16
They were SPETSNAZ. Probably better than aborigines.

Yep. 47 wins 🙂

They were crap, they barely knew their way around a jungle.

K.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

There was an army of them and Rambo chowed through them. Dundee only took on what, 6-7 drug dealers? Rambo's clearly has better stealth feats.

Glad you accept the truth.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
They were crap, they barely knew their way around a jungle.

The Spetznas kill team was in Rambo 3, which was in Afghanistan, not "a jungle".

Do you even Rambo hard, brah?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

I assumed he was talking about the Russians from FB2

Robtard Senor Member

Were they Spetznas or just general Soviet military, been decades since I've seen that flick. Making them Spetznas just ups Rambo's badassery.

Either way, saying those Soviets "were crap and didn't know their way around a jungle" while ignoring that the goons in CD2 were crap and didn't know their way around the Outback is haha funny.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

I think those guys were just regular military. Still Rambo evaded a forest full of them and VC, which is more impressive than anything Dundee did

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

even old busted sagging senior citizen rambo whoops dundee in his prime.

RJ 2.0 The Grammanator

Originally posted by Robtard
The Spetznas kill team was in Rambo 3, which was in Afghanistan, not "a jungle".

Do you even Rambo hard, brah?

Dundee was right under their noses most of the time, dude. Even if they were the biggest idiots to ever grace the silver screen, that's impressive.

The fact that Rambo raped so many soldiers means nothing when it comes to a 1v1.

Add on that Rambo was not really impressive when it came to CQC. When he fought that big Russian in part 3, he barely won. He also barely won against the big Russian in part 2. What is more impressive? Barely winning against a larger human opponent, or wrestling full grown Croc's and raping them with ease?

Not that it matters, because this will come down to who gets the jump on the other first. Odds are that Mick will get the opportunity to draw First Blood (teehee). Why, ask you? Because despite the fact that Rambo will adapt to his surroundings, Mick will not need to adapt, because he's the effin' Dundee.