Mick Dundee vs John Rambo

Started by Robtard6 pages
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
One thing has nothing to do with another. You sold me to that fact ages ago here. And yet here you are, saying one thing DOES have something to do with another.

I assume you're referring to the "put one character in the other's position", which wasn't the core of the argument, it was just filler to the previous points that certainly do matter, which is Rambo is a stalking killing machine superior to Dundee, as pointed out with film feats.

Look it comes down to who has a bigger knife. They both have pretty big ones. Lets decide.

This is actually not that easy of a match to call. In any other setting, I'd give the win to Rambo 10/10. But Dundee has homefield advantage here, and has shown that no one is on his level when it comes to doing the bush ninja thing in the Outback. So Rambo has the edge here in terms of killing experience, but Dundee has a clear advantage in that he knows the Outback way better than Rambo does. F*ck, I don't know which one to pick.

I do admit that it'd be funny as shit if Rambo gets bitten by one of the various wild Australian things out to kill you, and Dundee stumbles across his half eaten corpse, and a fat crocodile busy chilling in the sun.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Look it comes down to who has a bigger knife. They both have pretty big ones. Lets decide.

One of my favourite bits in any Dundee movie is when those punks try to mug him and he's like "That's not a knife..." 😆 😆 😆

Also, you know you've been spending too much time using GIMP editing software when you click the wrong thing on a thread and then try to press CTRL + Z to go back. I think I need sleep...

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
This is actually not that easy of a match to call. In any other setting, I'd give the win to Rambo 10/10. But Dundee has homefield advantage here, and has shown that no one is on his level when it comes to doing the bush ninja thing in the Outback. So Rambo has the edge here in terms of killing experience, but Dundee has a clear advantage in that he knows the Outback way better than Rambo does. F*ck, I don't know which one to pick.

I do admit that it'd be funny as shit if Rambo gets bitten by one of the various wild Australian things out to kill you, and Dundee stumbles across his half eaten corpse, and a fat crocodile busy chilling in the sun.

One of my favourite bits in any Dundee movie is when those punks try to mug him and he's like "That's not a knife..." 😆 😆 😆

Also, you know you've been spending too much time using GIMP editing software when you click the wrong thing on a thread and then try to press CTRL + Z to go back. I think I need sleep...

Seems we have a split decision from in unbias jury on who's knife is bigger🙂

What you think?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071031161429AACsSk3

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Seems we have a split decision from in unbias jury on who's knife is bigger🙂

What you think?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071031161429AACsSk3

Based on the fact that Dundee is way more of a player with the ladies, I'd wager that Rambo has the bigger knife, if you get where I am going with this... 😆

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Look it comes down to who has a bigger knife. They both have pretty big ones. Lets decide.

Dundee has a Bowie knife with a 13" blade.

Rambo's knife in the last Rambo (4) was a machete-like blade he made himself, it was noticeably longer and wider.

Win goes to Rambo.

Originally posted by Robtard
I assume you're referring to the "put one character in the other's position", which wasn't the core of the argument, it was just filler to the previous points that certainly do matter, which is Rambo is a stalking killing machine superior to Dundee, as pointed out with film feats.
What I am trying to point out that yes, Rambo is a better killer when it comes to war (engaging and killing numerous enemies), but this is not that type of fight.

He's stalked people, why does it matter that it's only one man here? If anything, it makes it easier as he only has to worry about one pair of eyes.

Dundee is good but you can't compare someone who is a military trained killing machine and has numerous war XP to a self taught outback tough guy.
And Rambo wasnt just some military trained killer. He was the best aperantly. They were always coming to him for special op missions that he can only accomplish.

Dundee was taught by the Aborigines. He is not all self taught. You can turn your back for a moment and the guy can literally disappear into the surroundings...he can blend in without camoflauge. I'm not saying Dundee wins, but his stealth is being underestimated.

Both are going to blend into the environment. The winner is who gets the jump on whom first.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dundee has a Bowie knife with a 13" blade.

Rambo's knife in the last Rambo (4) was a machete-like blade he made himself, it was noticeably longer and wider.

Win goes to Rambo.

Yeah but that's not a knife. Quality over quantity.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's stalked people, why does it matter that it's only one man here? If anything, it makes it easier as he only has to worry about one pair of eyes.
Turn that table, son.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Turn that table, son.

Turned. Rambo's still the better man-hunter, stalker, soldier, guerrilla fighter and murder-machine.

Originally posted by Robtard
Turned. Rambo's still the better man-hunter, stalker, soldier, guerrilla fighter and murder-machine.

How do you figure?

Have you even witnessed the unnatural stealth of the black man?

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
How do you figure?

Have you even witnessed the unnatural stealth of the black man?

Films.

Yes. But that is irrelevant here.

I can tell some people really want to believe that Dundee would use his vast knowledge of the unique terrain and ecosystems of australia as all the edge he needs to beat rambo, because rambo was never trained for the outback, etc.

the problem with your screenplay is that rambo has been trained to be dropped into any point of land on the planet and survive there for however long he needs to, and in the process perhaps destroy heavily armored and personed enemy encampments single-handedly

mick can stalk after some city kingpin thugs who are lost in the same wilderness that he lives in. WOW. also australia has mystical aborigine stuff and mick has the super power where he makes aggressive animals calm down and relax. unless that shit works on rambo, forget about mick winning.

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Ignore the whacky subtitles that calls Colonel Trautman "General Patton".

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I can tell some people really want to believe that Dundee would use his vast knowledge of the unique terrain and ecosystems of australia as all the edge he needs to beat rambo, because rambo was never trained for the outback, etc.

the problem with your screenplay is that rambo has been trained to be dropped into any point of land on the planet and survive there for however long he needs to, and in the process perhaps destroy heavily armored and personed enemy encampments single-handedly

mick can stalk after some city kingpin thugs who are lost in the same wilderness that he lives in. WOW. also australia has mystical aborigine stuff and mick has the super power where he makes aggressive animals calm down and relax. unless that shit works on rambo, forget about mick winning.

That's not what I think at all. I'm betting Rambo could beat the piss out of almost everyone in the outback setting. I'm just saying Dundee will win. Was there any point that Mick where he actually felt challenged by anyone? Just because he's a good bloke don't mean he ain't as deadly as Rambo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Turned. Rambo's still the better man-hunter, stalker, soldier, guerrilla fighter and murder-machine.
He's not a better hunter-stalker. Stop right there.

What kind of scope does, Mick have on his rifle and does, Rambo have a scop on his bow?

The only advantage Mick has is his familiarity of the terrain. Mick took down a few hired goons but, Rambo has spent the majority of his life stalking and killing armies of soldiers.

Rambo is a master hunter when it comes to predicting the psychology of man. I just don't see Mick over comming Rambos experience in tactical and guerilla warfare. However, it may just come down to which one decides to go on the hunt first. I think the one that decides to start hunting first will be at a disadvantage.