So i heard this joke..,.

Que?

whats "que"?

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
me and my mate nathan tell jokes and make smart arse comments every day. it was that joke (well a slight alteration to it ) that started my 'mexican' jokes

wot u got m8, u being a scrub

Ez mate. You alright, bruv?

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
whats "que"?

'e can't say Queen, too macho.

ah

Eh?

Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

I've said that name out loud several times, I don't think I'm clever enough to get the joke.

bophades nuts= both of deez nuts

nothing beats a pretty face

Except Chris Brown

The government today announced that it is changing its flag to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of knobs, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

amen

they screwed us over so lets screw them back

A New Revolutionary War would be a nice distraction for the weekend.

Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

nothing beats a pretty face

Except Chris Brown

These were GOOD! 👆

How many Freudians does it take to change a light?

Two, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the penis... LIGHTBULB! I MEANT LIGHTBULB!

Haha! 👆

There was a farmer that needed a new rooster as his old one had passed away. So he goes to a fellow farmer, who said he had a rooster he was willing to sell. As he is buying the rooster, the other farmer tells him the rooster's name is Brewster, and that he had better keep an eye on him.
"Why do I need to keep an eye on him?" the farmer asked.
"Because he will screw anything in sight." the other farmer answers.

The farmer is a little confused, but decides to take Brewster anyway.

Later that morning the farmer hears a wild commotion coming from the chicken pen. He rushes over to see what is going on, and there is Brewster. He has all the hens lined up and is going down the line screwing like mad. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself.

As the farmer sits down to lunch, he hears his pigs squealing and making a racket. When he gets to the pig pen, there's Brewster with all the sows lined up going to it. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself.

In the afternoon, another commotion is heard in the pasture, and sure enough, there's Brewster with the cows lined up just going at it. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself.

As the sun is starting to set the farmer notices buzzards are circling something in the field. When he goes to investigate, he finds poor Brewster laying motionless in the field. The farmer looks down and says "I told you you would kill yourself if you didn't slow down"

Brewster opens one eye and says "Shhh they're about to land"

Heheheh! ✅

how do you fit 4.4 million jews in a four seater car?
2 in the front
2 in the back
and the other 4,399,996 in the ash tray

Damn, guy!