So i heard this joke..,.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

alright, here's one.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one looks to the other and says. "Hey, you wanna get shitfaced?"

Huehuehuehuehue!

^^^Ew!

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

hehe you said faced

Did you hear about the guy that got his whole left side cut off? He is all right now.

^^^good one!

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.

Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The Coming of The Lord.

Alright, here's a good one.

Knock Knock

You: "who's there"

Dismay.

You: "Dismay who?"

Dismay cause you to face palm.

You hear about the new Jewish tire?

It stops on a dime and even picks it up!

hehehehe
nice

what do you call a midget mexican

paragraph because he is to short to be an essay

why dont mexicans cross the border in threes?

because it says no trespassing

What do you say to a black man wearing a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
what do you call a midget mexican

paragraph because he is to short to be an essay

haermm

A Mexican and a black man are riding in a car. Who's driving?

The cop

NICE !

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
why dont mexicans cross the border in threes?

because it says no trespassing

What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing.

ron jeremy says diffrent

Its funny that the one racist joke on the page against whites gets a caveat! 😛