So i heard this joke..,.

Started by Bardock4277 pages
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Bardock can i ask you a question
are you white ?

Yes, I'm white.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
i agree with the idea of adversive, ambigious and subtle rasicm being more so then hate crimes but i find it a bit to "much" to bring into this arguement/ debate

It is part of this debate though. It's what I've been talking about since the beginning, i.e. racist jokes at the expense of marginalised groups are harmful.

i can give you an example of white rasicm i have experienced off the top of my head

in japan (gorgeous country) my family and i were asked to leave a resturant because we were white and the owner didnt want to offend his customers, we were a bit shocked, insulted, mum was angry but i was ok with it. i am not saying the country is like that, the opposite infact as the people are lovely but this is one personal example of white rasicm

another example is the middle east, especially pakistan. i got to tour pakistan's capital as a young child. islamabad is a nice place but full of american hatred fuel racism resulting in white racism, to be chinese or of darker coloured skin was fine, no problems, but if you were seen as white you were almost automatically assumed as an american and often slandered

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, I'm white.

It is part of this debate though. It's what I've been talking about since the beginning, i.e. racist jokes at the expense of marginalised groups are harmful.

yes it can be harmful, i am not denying that. i just believe that not everyone who has posted in this thread intends to harm in a personal or attacking way

racial jokes are a part of the joke world thou
i personally do not like over bearing sexist jokes but that is my personal preference

i dont believe that these jokes are all as "heavy" as you make them seem

Originally posted by Bardock42
So a joke poking fun at race is meaningless to a white person who doesn't, but to a black person (not all black people and not in all circumstances) it may be extremely hurtful.

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Read what you wrote in brackets again.
That's kinda the whole point every poster who's replied to your post is trying to make.

You're the one who keeps going on about minority groups being oppressed...isn't that offensive & bigoted of you to do so?

Just out of curiosity, share a joke with us, I'm genuinely interested to know what you find funny. I'm serious. I'm not going to judge or ridicule....I just want to know what you consider is tasteful & funny

keeping in mind whilst their are jokes AGAINST minority groups there can be jokes SUPPORTING said minority groups

Talking about the oppression that minority groups face is offensive and bigoted? How does that work?

I don't really know many traditional, text based jokes, and I want to say that I wasn't talking about whether the racist jokes are funny or not, many of them are funny, they are just also harmful imo, and I personally choose not to make them due to that, and would like to convince others to do the same.

But to answer your question here are some of the jokes in this thread that I thought were both funny and not harmful:

Originally posted by riv6672
WTH???!?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buriedsix fee under? Same guy, three feet under?

Originally posted by riv6672
Well, in mine the guy buried six feet under is named Doug. The one buried three feet under, Douglas.

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
So there's a pirate sitting at a bar and he's got a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch. One of the customers asks him how he got his various injuries.

"Well, we were a sailing, and along came a squall and I was knocked overboard, got me leg bitten off by a shark".

and what about his hook?

"Ohhh, there was a bit of swordplay, lost the hand, now I got me hook"

and what about your eye?

"Sailing one day and a bird sh*t in me eye"

That's it? a bird sh*t in his eye and he lost it?

"First day with the hook laddie, first day with the hook"

Originally posted by riv6672
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Two men are hunting when one accidentally shoots the other.
He freaks out and calls 911 on his cell-phone:
"I just accidentally shot my friend while we were hunting! I think he's dead! What do i do?! What do I do?"
"Ok sir. Calm down. First let's make sure your friend is really dead. . . "
"Ok! Hang on! "
BANG!
"Ok. He's really dead. Now what?"

And one of my favourite jokes of all time:

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
keeping in mind whilst their are jokes AGAINST minority groups there can be jokes SUPPORTING said minority groups

Yes, more of those would be good.

That's really what started this whole argument, here's what I said, personally I don't think it's that outrageous:

Originally posted by Bardock42
My preference is when jokes are aimed at unjust power structures in the status quo. I don't like when jokes are at the expense of people who already get ****ed over.

So there's a pirate sitting at a bar and he's got a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch. One of the customers asks him how he got his various injuries.

"Well, we were a sailing, and along came a squall and I was knocked overboard, got me leg bitten off by a shark".

and what about his hook?

"Ohhh, there was a bit of swordplay, lost the hand, now I got me hook"

and what about your eye?

"Sailing one day and a bird sh*t in me eye"

That's it? a bird sh*t in his eye and he lost it?

"First day with the hook laddie, first day with the hook"

.........totally nicked this from me -_-

Haha, "Douglas". 😆

So you find masterbating handicaps with homosexual fantasies, funny?

Juz kidding🙂

i think bardock brings up a good point

we should probably be a little more mindful

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
So you find masterbating handicaps with homosexual fantasies, funny?

Juz kidding🙂

lol, funny AND not harmful.

I still think the important thing is the harmful part, not whether it is funny. Jokes are a form of communication, and whether they are funny should not be the only criteria they are judged by.

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound.
So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"
The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so."
The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! (Penguins just LOVE Ice cream.) So he says "OK I'll be back."
He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream.
He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?"
"Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just ice cream!"

👆

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
[B]Talking about the oppression that minority groups face is offensive and bigoted? How does that work?

/B]

Because to my knowledge, no minority group has approached you to speak on their behalf.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
By speaking on their behalf, without consent is biggoting your beliefs of them upon us.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Because to my knowledge, no minority group has approached you to speak on their behalf.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
By speaking on their behalf, without consent is biggoting your beliefs of them upon us.

There are many individuals that are part of minority groups that ask everyone to speak out about these issues.

I don't view that I am speaking on anyone's behalf either, it's just stating my own view, that happens to be in line with what some minority groups think. Like I have said multiple time not everyone that is in a minority group has an issue with it, everyone is free to draw their own conclusions.

Originally posted by Bardock42
This whole post feels like it has gone off the deep end. You've done nothing but throw insults around in it. It seems like you have some sort of insecurity about me disagreeing with your view, which is just bizarre. I believe what I say to be true, and until I am convinced otherwise, I will phrase it in that manner (coincidentally just like you do)
See what I mean? You attack me first, then accuse me of attacking you.

Bloody unbelievable. One of my running themes was how I was enjoying debating with you until you started throwing shit around and getting personal.

It says a whole lot more about you than it does me, so whatever. You're the one who debased my main argument to "u think all joeks r okay innit so ur offensiv to the weak yeh" and then called me childish. If you can't see where it all fell apart, then heaven forbid.

P.S.: here's a link. Go and see for yourself. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=15339079#post15338940

Anyway... what do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rasta-four-eye