So i heard this joke..,.

As in hit him in the cabeza...😱

I aint sure I know him that well...

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1970."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

LOL that's hilarious.

British weather has been declared Muslim.

Partly Sunni, mostly Shi'ite.

😆

A Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire place is a dog.

Its a Shitzhu!!!!!!!

A Farmer in the field counted his cows and had a 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200....

And the Lord said to John. Come Forth and receive Eternal Life!
But John came fifth and all he got was a toaster.

Damn! 😂

A woman goes to her doctor, almost in tears: "Doctor, i'm a tee pee, i'm a wigwam!"
The doctor nods: "Well thats your problem. You're two tents."

Why can't Ray Charles see his Friends?

Cause he is married.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

A family walks into a hotel and the father walks up to the frond desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy at the desk replies "Its just regular porn you sick ****!"

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. [/B]

Hopefully she will mop it up herself and not make you do it.

No such luck...!

Two friends are talking, one brunette and one blonde. The brunette says to the blonde "I slept with a Brazilian last night". The blonde responds "you sl*t, how many is a Brazilian?".

A friend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on their face as I drove pasta....

At what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

I remember every one of your insulting jokes . . . I use them later.
-Milton Berle