Originally posted by chilled monkey
I did and it was MAGNIFICENT! Intelligent, entertaining and thought-provoking. Everything they said was absolutely right.The idiot fanboys should try turning their brains on for a change and watching that video. They'd learn a lot. Yes it's long but its definitely worth it.
No it doesn't, seeing as the vast majority of Jedi are highly trained athletes and fighters. Even the older ones are usually in excellent shape. When Han Solo planned to use ysalamiri against Kueller, Mara Jade specifically warned him not to assume it would be an automatic win.
Palpatine by contrast is not only elderly but hasn't exercised in years.
Nope. More power and cunning maybe, but definitely not more skill. They explained that very clearly in the video. Watch it, you'll learn a lot.
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I saw that and it was... Don't have words for it. I mean Sidious being sloppy then using his battle with maul to prove that is BS. He wasn't even taking maul seriously so of course he may APPEAR sloppy. Also he's a Juyo master which are wild kinetic strikes that just focus on offense. Sidious battle with Yoda, he was in a confined space, what else was he supposed to do but just swing his blade around. Saying Shaak Ti and plo are better fencers??? Da ****. Sidious is not only faster and more powerful but way more skilled. Same with Dooku. Dooku would have more refinement in his skill but not more overall skill. Sidious would be second to Yoda by ROTS IMHO. Then when you look at how they broke Sidious' duel with Windu down, saying Windu is "obviously" more skilled????? Da ****. If he was obviously more skilled than Windu could have defeated him without the use of Vaapad to boost him which only allowed him to stalemate him.
His physicality, it's not like he was this crippled figure. They even admit he was able to run without the need for the force. Also in a TCW episode he was able to keep up with a highly trained Jedi in Anakin without the need of the force appearing to winded. Also he was trained in Tera's kase so he's not compleltely worthless. The cane really wasn't needed. He was seen as not needing it in the same movie, then you look at Dooku who was older and didn't need a cane, or anyone else except Yoda who was centuries old and Tera's Sanube.
Your worship of that video is troublesome.
Originally posted by McP
Those noobs should be banned from YT ;/
You must be joking. Those guys VS. videos are some of the most awesome things on YouTube. Not only are they incredibly fun to watch they're also a great source of inspiration.
Originally posted by Nephthys
It's bullshit because Malak didn't canonically do that. They decided that's what he did by looking at his gameplay animations, lol. It's something they entirely fabricated.
Well duh. Malak's preferred Form hasn't been stated so they have to estimate. As long as there's at least some basis for the estimation (which there is), there's no problem. You have to use a bit of imagination and read between the lines sometimes.
Originally posted by quanchi112
Ye of little faith. I'll burn the Internet to ashes to destroy your vaunted dark lord of the Sith to the superior Khan Noonien Singh. If you people thought Darth Ant is relentless wait until you get a load of me.
How many times do you have to be proved wrong before you realize khan is never ever going to beat Sidious.
Originally posted by chilled monkey
Doubtful seeing as everything they said made perfect sense and adds up. If it was "just trolling" then it wouldn't be so well thought-out and consistent.People exaggerate and use hyperbole sometimes. When they say he sucks they're clearly exaggerating.
Because its consistent with his other fights. If that was the only instance of sloppiness then you might have a point, but the same thing happens against Yoda and against Mace & Kit. That shows a pattern and that means a habit.
Have you never heard of a rhetorical question?
Okay then, I'll give you the facts.
Fact: Palpatine didn't have any real time to practise his fighting skills as he was far too busy.
Fact: There was no one he could train against even if he had time.
There we go.
Actually that isn't fact. Notice how Sidious went off world all those times? He could ahve done that and went to talk or train. So he's there is a plausible time he could have trained.
Actually that isn't fact. Sidious could have fought with Dooku who would be even more busy running a brand new nation as well as being the lead member of the military and Dooku was able to train with Grevious. I believe Sidious did train with Dooku at least once as he did say in SOD comic to Talzin that you posses Dooku's body but not his skill implying he may in fact have trained/sparred with Dooku. So that gives a person. As well as Grevious maybe just to test or have fun but Dooku defintly and a shot or two at a training session.
Originally posted by chilled monkey
You must be joking. Those guys VS. videos are some of the most awesome things on YouTube. Not only are they incredibly fun to watch they're also a great source of inspiration.Well duh. Malak's preferred Form hasn't been stated so they have to estimate. As long as there's at least some basis for the estimation (which there is), there's no problem. You have to use a bit of imagination and read between the lines sometimes.
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Is it even physically possible to have someone you don't know's dick that far down your throat?
I'm just stating the truth. Jensaarai1 and the others VS. videos are awesome. As I said they are incredibly fun and entertaining. More importantly I've gotten inspiration for my fanfictions from them. Try watching them sometime and then you'll know what I mean.
I understand, you're afraid of ridicule so you feel pressured to behave like the fanboys to fit in, but you don't have to be afraid. Just watch the VS. videos and you'll see for yourself why I like them.
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
And I've already seen it, dumbass.
I assume this post is directed at me. Beg your pardon but that "Stop posting" bit was directed at EmperorSidious2 so you can see why I'm a little confused.
Anyway, if you have seen at least some of Jensaarai1 and co's Vs videos then you should understand why they're so amazing. The fact that they can make these observations and determine the different tactics and skills of the combatants in such detail, even though in some cases there isn't much concrete info on them, is incredible. As I said they're really helpful with writing my fanfictions.
Originally posted by EmperordmbKhan wouldn't die. Palaptine would die quicker than a one handed cyborg tossing him to his death. At least this time he wouldn't have time to scream like a girl.
I wasn't aware Khan vs Sidious was a movie? I didn't think movie companies would bother making a 3 second snuff film of Khan's death.