Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Beniboybling Worst Member

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This movie was shit. Everything about it was shit. Plot was lazy and contrived, writing was not well thought out, and some parts were just downright confusing.

I want every fan of this movie to remember how much they praised it in 2017, so after some self-reflection in 10 years, they'll realize how f*cking dumb they were and commit seppuku in shame.

Originally posted by Firefly218
**** that, in 10 years hopefully ppl will be over their sjw-hating or whatever and can finally appreciate Episode 8 as a unique, solid flick.
Originally posted by Nephthys
One day you're going to go into a dark cave and fight the Last Jedi movie and kill it only to see that it was really you all along.

Then you'll go drink a green milk tiddie.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Firefly218
**** that, in 10 years hopefully ppl will be over their sjw-hating or whatever and can finally appreciate Episode 8 as a unique, solid flick.

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Firefly218 Restricted

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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If I'm the guy getting choked then that makes your side Darth Vader... lol If I remember correctly Vader has a change of heart towards the end...

CPT Space Bomb Emperor Doom

Originally posted by Firefly218
**** that, in 10 years hopefully ppl will be over their sjw-hating or whatever and can finally appreciate Episode 8 as a unique, solid flick.
Lol no, As long as SJWs continue to RUIN EVERYTHING I doubt people will stop hating them. Also, this was not a solid flick. It was a mediocre movie and a bad Star Wars film.

Firefly218 Restricted
Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
As long as SJWs continue to RUIN EVERYTHING

Yeah those damn sjws casting women in lead roles and including characters of different races!! How dare those ****ers, am I right?

For real though, can someone explain how Episode 8 is ruined by sjws because I don't get it.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Also, this was not a solid flick. It was a mediocre movie and a bad Star Wars film.
I must disagree. This is a beautiful, electrifying movie with boldness and confidence in itself. It seems to me the Star Wars fundamentalists are too much clouded by their own expectations and baggage to evaluate this film on its actual merits.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Rose was awful.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Yeah. She kind of was. So was General CokBlcok McPurplehair. who was also kind of a HomoHater. I mean did You see how she treated Poe?

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Rose was awful.
Ok, but it has nothing to do with her race, color or gender does it? How is Rose in any way sjw-related?

Her role in the film was essentially about protecting the things you love. She saves the alien horses getting abused and then she saves Finn.

How does this translate to "sjws ruining everything"? I really hope you're not just a racist or something

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Finn was fine in TFA (even though he had some annoying moments). Name some scenes in TLJ that Finn shined in? I'm waiting.

Even a f*cking droid like BB-8 was actually fun in TFA. Then turned to crap in TLJ.

Horrible writing. And we haven't even gone to Hux yet.

Flyattractor Senior Member

I like how in a recent dicussion about this flick someone tried to argue for how It had to be General Grannyhair crashing the resistance ship inot the First Order ship because of how the fans would emotionally react to it. I put up the point of how that wasn't true and it could still have been a sacrifice at the same time. The guy asked me how, and I just said "Hey Threepio, Come here. I got a JOB for ya!"

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Finn was fine in TFA (even though he had some annoying moments). Name some scenes in TLJ that Finn shined in? I'm waiting.

Even a f*cking droid like BB-8 was actually fun in TFA. Then turned to crap in TLJ.

Horrible writing. And we haven't even gone to Hux yet.

In the beginning of the film Finn was ditching the ship to save his own hide, by the end he was willing to sacrifice his life. That's character progression.

Flyattractor Senior Member
Originally posted by Firefly218
In the beginning of the film Finn was ditching the ship to save his own hide, by the end he was willing to sacrifice his life. That's character progression.

Really? I thought it was because He wanted to go find Rey caue he had the hots for her?

juggernaut74 Bigsexy

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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I don't recall those guards ever drawing their weapons. Is that a deleted scene?

Flyattractor Senior Member
Originally posted by juggernaut74
I don't recall those guards ever drawing their weapons. Is that a deleted scene?

Yeah. That was a deleted scene. There were a few scenes in ROTJ where they almost tried to HUMANIZE the Empire just a little bit.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by juggernaut74
I don't recall those guards ever drawing their weapons. Is that a deleted scene?

Yes, it is.

YouTube video

juggernaut74 Bigsexy

Were they ready to attack Vader?

Boys got some nuts.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

The *proper* Imperial Guard was fanatically loyal, they were even willing to avenge Palpatine's death in EU.

Facing Vader was often their final test, so they knew what Ani was capable of.

Firefly218 Restricted

A kind of great take on why Luke Skywalker is awesome in Episode 8

https://www.zacbertschy.com/blog/2017/12/29/my-hero-luke-skywalker

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Really? I thought it was because He wanted to go find Rey caue he had the hots for her? [/B]
Finn had given up on a losing battle in the beginning. In the end Finn was willing to die for a losing battle. That’s the thematic point here.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Until Rose cukblocked his heroic sacrifice at the last moment because Moist Vagina!!!