Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Originally posted by Psychotron
Finn is too busy BLACKING that fat asian girl.

😂

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
There sure was a lot of dumb stuff in this film like
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Leia flying through space with the force...

😂 You can't make up that kind of stupid. That is so awesome! 😂 😂

How about Luke milking some big alien creature's titties for green milk? That one was just hilarious.

Originally posted by Psychotron
How about Luke milking some big alien creature's titties for green milk? That one was just hilarious.

That's actually the thing I like the best that I've heard so far... haha

Though I also thought that this movie was going out of its way just to show that Finn and Poe aren't gay for each other for some reason. Also like that they didn't turn out to be the side characters that the trailers made them out to be.

But then there was

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Luke dying because his existence breaks the plot if Kylo Ren is the main villain.

Meh, Rey already breaks the plot anyway. She's Kylo's equal because "DARKNESS RISES AND LIGHT TO MEET IT." That's seriously the reason.

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Killing off Luke had to be done because Snoke died and the light was getting too strong.
I feel like they completely misunderstand what the whole balance thing was about. It's not Light and Dark being equal, it's about destroying the Dark side, because it is unnatural and corrupts everything.

Yeah that reveal was pretty dumb. Almost as dumb as the subject of Rey's parents or whatever Finn and Rose were doing.

The force being abused as a copout to various shenanigans in this film irks me and makes me laugh.

Mark Hamill shits on the new Star Wars movies... lol

YouTube video

Haha, the more i hear him speak the more i like him. 😂

😂

I feel bad for Mark....he gave a great performance but it was wasted on the stupid direction they took his character....I'm glad he doesn't like what they did with him....I certainly didn't...

Mark is based.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
I feel bad for Mark....he gave a great performance but it was wasted on the stupid direction they took his character....I'm glad he doesn't like what they did with him....I certainly didn't...

I will admit, I did get a short laugh when he was handed Anakin's saber and he was just like "...nope" and tosses it.

But yeah, his characterization throughout the whole thing was just so bad, even worse when you're coming off of knowing his Legends self.

That joke was awful. After the dramatic ending of the last film we get... that. It felt incredibly disrespectful.

Originally posted by ares834
That joke was awful. After the dramatic ending of the last film we get... that. It felt incredibly disrespectful.

It did, hell I think the whole scene changed actually so I wasn't really trying to put the two together, it was more a standalone laugh, though it wasn't so much an actual laugh as it was like "ha...."

Originally posted by Zenwolf
I will admit, I did get a short laugh when he was handed Anakin's saber and he was just like "...nope" and tosses it.

Man, that was just awful. "Here's your father's lightsaber I had to go through so much pain to deliver to you personally." "Lol don't need it" and he tosses it behind his back like it was some sitcom.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Man, that was just awful. "Here's your father's lightsaber I had to go through so much pain to deliver to you personally." "Lol don't need it" and he tosses it behind his back like it was some sitcom.

It sure was, I think they actually changed that whole scene from the end of the first movie, cause it didn't look anything like it did before.

63% Audience score on RT?

WTF!!!?

It's 59% now, tying it with TPM. I expect it will drop below AotC soon and have the lowest rated audience score for a SW film yet.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
63% Audience score on RT?

WTF!!!?

Yeah it's very....ehh...concepts are there, but just kinda fall. I mean if I'm truly honest, I really, really only liked those crystal canines like 100%.

Kinda wondering how Episode 9 is gonna handle all this..

I feel so sorry for all SW fans.

Originally posted by ares834
It's 59% now, tying it with TPM. I expect it will drop below AotC soon and have the lowest rated audience score for a SW film yet.

58% now. Officially lower than TPM. Good work, Disney.