Best man for the job III

Assign the best to worst character to best and most efficiently fix each issue for the given scenarios. Consider loss of life, how quickly and efficiently the problem is solved and other minutia.

1) Superman 2) Thor (worthy) 3) GL Hal Jordan 4) Silver surfer 5) Wonder woman 6) Sentry

- Conflict resolution and repair of Aleppo, Syria (prior to ceasefire)

- Ultron-13 (pure Adamantium casing) in Times square

- Santa claus gets shot in the face on Christmas eve an hour before he sets out and someone has to get the toys to all the kids worldwide by Christmas morning

- General Eiling in Hong kong

- Mount Everest. Destroy it.

Thor

Superman in all of them.

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Thor

1.superman, do i need to explain?

2.surfer, he can easily trap him in his board or just atomize him

3.

4.superman.

5.surfer, he one-shots planets, a mountain would be childs play to him.

Superman in the first scenario

Superman/Sentry in all of the rest.

Surfer in all of them.

1. Being able to permanantly transmute weapons and shut down tech means the conflict ends fast, and his ability to heal the survivors and repair all the damage is invaluable. For that matter, linking minds together alone will basically end the conflict instantly and Surfer can deal with everything else at his leisure.

2. Surfer can end this one super quick with bfr, transmutation, energy draining, or possibly reprogramming.

3. Surfer's ability to tow the toys en masse in a forcefield/energy cocoon means that he wouldn't have to burn time going back to the starting point to pick up more or risk dropping any along the way. Although that's I'm assuming they don't get Santa's "magic bag" here, if they do him and Supes would prob run the task neck and neck.

4. Bfr is pretty much always an easy win and even if he decided to mix it up a bit his ability to repair collateral damage as the fight goes on to makes him the ideal choice here since the fight starts in a highly populated city.

5. One blast is all it takes for someone who can destroy planets with a fair amount of ease.

Surfer for all of them, no contest. Hell, he can even go back in time to make sure Santa was never shot in the face or stop the Syrian conflict before it got out of hand.

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Thor

Originally posted by abhilegend

How is he going to distribute toys all over world in a night?

Originally posted by darthgoober
Surfer in all of them.

1. Being able to permanantly transmute weapons and shut down tech means the conflict ends fast, and his ability to heal the survivors and repair all the damage is invaluable. For that matter, linking minds together alone will basically end the conflict instantly and Surfer can deal with everything else at his leisure.

Except That's not how war ends. Surfer has tried to end wars before and it never worked. Surfer can destroy weapons but as soon as he will leave, the war will begin again.

Superman on the other hand has stopped wars by simply showing up in the battlefield.

2. Surfer can end this one super quick with bfr, transmutation, energy draining, or possibly reprogramming.

Only way is BFR. Surfer isn't transmuting or reprogramming Ultron. Energy drain might work though.

3. Surfer's ability to tow the toys en masse in a forcefield/energy cocoon means that he wouldn't have to burn time going back to the starting point to pick up more or risk dropping any along the way. Although that's I'm assuming they don't get Santa's "magic bag" here, if they do him and Supes would prob run the task neck and neck.

Hahaha, no. Surfer isn't remotely fast enough to do that. This is a job for a speedster and Surfer isn't one.

4. Bfr is pretty much always an easy win and even if he decided to mix it up a bit his ability to repair collateral damage as the fight goes on to makes him the ideal choice here since the fight starts in a highly populated city.

Surfer needed cable to do that. Anyway General will overpower him if he goes for close quarters and as he is so prone to do it, it's almost guaranteed to happen.

And how often does he even BFRs someone? Only one I could think of is Durok add nd that was fifty years ago.

5. One blast is all it takes for someone who can destroy planets with a fair amount of ease.

Originally posted by riv6672

Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer for all of them, no contest. Hell, he can even go back in time to make sure Santa was never shot in the face or stop the Syrian conflict before it got out of hand.

Superman easy

He may be able to travel fast but it will still take time to deliver the toys by his speed and that's certainly not possible.

I love when jokes are responded to seriously. 😂

Originally posted by riv6672
I love when jokes are responded to seriously. 😂

Originally posted by psycho gundam
- Conflict resolution and repair of Aleppo, Syria (prior to ceasefire)

Originally posted by psycho gundam
- Ultron-13 (pure Adamantium casing) in Times square

Originally posted by psycho gundam
- Santa claus gets shot in the face on Christmas eve an hour before he sets out and someone has to get the toys to all the kids worldwide by Christmas morning

Originally posted by psycho gundam
- General Eiling in Hong kong

Originally posted by psycho gundam
- Mount Everest. Destroy it.

Sentry goes last on everything because I wouldn't trust the mentally unstable guy as far as I could throw him.

Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer for all of them, no contest. Hell, he can even go back in time to make sure Santa was never shot in the face or stop the Syrian conflict before it got out of hand.

This and easily.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Assign the best to worst character to best and most efficiently fix each issue for the given scenarios. Consider loss of life, how quickly and efficiently the problem is solved and other minutia.

1) Superman 2) Thor (worthy) 3) GL Hal Jordan 4) Silver surfer 5) Wonder woman 6) Sentry

- Conflict resolution and repair of Aleppo, Syria (prior to ceasefire)

- Ultron-13 (pure Adamantium casing) in Times square

- Santa claus gets shot in the face on Christmas eve an hour before he sets out and someone has to get the toys to all the kids worldwide by Christmas morning

- General Eiling in Hong kong

- Mount Everest. Destroy it.

1) Superman. I would say Sentry if he was stable. But he rarely ever was so that's a misnomer at this point.

On this point I mean if you read the early minis Sentry was highly regarded over the world. You could see a poster of him in either China or Japan (not sure what country the letters were from). He was a hero to a lot of people. But it didn't end up like that.

2) If you want Ultron squashed disregarding casualties then Sentry is your guy. It's going to be harder not for any casualties at all. Superman will lead here. Sentry at the bottom.

3) Either one of Sentry, Surfer or Superman.

4) Superman > Thor > Surfer etc; Sentry last.

5) Either one of Sentry, Thor, Superman and Surfer. Then the others behind them. But I think Surfer would ahve the toughest time out of the 4.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Assign the best to worst character to best and most efficiently fix each issue for the given scenarios. Consider loss of life, how quickly and efficiently the problem is solved and other minutia.

1) Superman 2) Thor (worthy) 3) GL Hal Jordan 4) Silver surfer 5) Wonder woman 6) Sentry

- Conflict resolution and repair of Aleppo, Syria (prior to ceasefire)

- Ultron-13 (pure Adamantium casing) in Times square

- Santa claus gets shot in the face on Christmas eve an hour before he sets out and someone has to get the toys to all the kids worldwide by Christmas morning

- General Eiling in Hong kong

- Mount Everest. Destroy it.

i'll bite

1. anyone but WW in Aleppo the Sharia law fans are not going to take help from a woman. I think GL would handle this best with the least amount of violence.

2. ultron. from this forum I've learned that no one can be superman. next ill give it to sentry and surfer

3. GL again in my eyes I could see him creating a squad of santas to help

4. dealers choice

5. surfer

1) Cable
2) Cable
3) Cable
4) Cable
5) Cable

Originally posted by psycho gundam

- Santa claus gets shot in the face on Christmas eve an hour before he sets out and someone has to get the toys to all the kids worldwide by Christmas morning

I don't think Sentry could handle the emotional strain this one would inflect upon his very broken psyche

Originally posted by abhilegend
Except That's not how war ends. Surfer has tried to end wars before and it never worked. Surfer can destroy weapons but as soon as he will leave, the war will begin again.

Superman on the other hand has stopped wars by simply showing up in the battlefield.

Reread his first series, he's ended conflicts/wars before. And it's not as if DC Earth is free of war because of Supes. People are dicks, eventually they always start fighting again. The goal set forth by the OP was just to end the conflict and repair the damage, Surfer can easily accomplish both those things

Originally posted by abhilegend
Only way is BFR. Surfer isn't transmuting or reprogramming Ultron. Energy drain might work though.

I'm curious as to why you think he couldn't transmute Ultron.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Hahaha, no. Surfer isn't remotely fast enough to do that. This is a job for a speedster and Surfer isn't one.

Sure he is. I know you won't agree no matter what though, so it'd be silly to bother trying to convince you.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer needed cable to do that. Anyway General will overpower him if he goes for close quarters and as he is so prone to do it, it's almost guaranteed to happen.

He was doing it solo pretty effectively in one of his battles with Terrax. It wasn't covered in the actual issue the fight took place in though, it was instead mentioned in a flashback that came out later. I can't remember what issue it was, I just remember the story was told from the perspective of a guy(possibly a reporter, though I'm not 100% on that detail) who lost his wife during the battle(I believe it was established that she was the only person who died as a result of the fight).

Originally posted by abhilegend
And how often does he even BFRs someone? Only one I could think of is Durok add nd that was fifty years ago.

He's also done it to one of Galactus's robots that was about to kill the FF, Terrax, and that giant gestalt monster that was absorbing all the organic matter it came into contact with on Earth. So that's at least 4 times minimum that he's done it, and there are probably other times that I'm just not remembering off the top of my head.