Originally posted by DarkSaint85
'Hey man, you hungry?'
'Yeah sure, where you wanna go?'
'How about Mexican food?'
'Oh no, too spicy'
'Ok, pizza?'
'Nah, too doughy'
'Burgers?'
'Nah, am watching my macros'
'That new health place down-'
'Hmmm too hippyish'
'Well where do you wanna go?'
'I dunno....you choose'Then Carver joins in:
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Originally posted by abhilegend
The earthquakes across the phantom zone aren't metaphor.The sheer desperation here is just amusing.
No shiet. Why do u think I didn't quote it?
The point still eludes u my friend.
Anyways... The use of flowery language is a common occurence in Thor stories. It was used when he shattered worlds in godbomb/godbutcher. Simonson used it often in his run. Jormugand fight is a perfect example. Lesser known writers use it.
Also.. Fighting in Nidavelier, but shaking Asgard (and Midgard?).
Make of that what you will. Just pointing out that he's a notorious realm shaker and is the king dingaling of shaking shiet.
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
facepalmNo shiet. Why do u think I didn't quote it?
The point still eludes u my friend.
Anyways... The use of flowery language is a common occurence in Thor stories. It was used when he shattered worlds in godbomb/godbutcher. Simonson used it often in his run. Jormugand fight is a perfect example. Lesser known writers use it.
Also.. Fighting in Nidavelier, but shaking Asgard (and Midgard?).
Make of that what you will. Just pointing out that he's a notorious realm shaker and is the king dingaling of shaking shiet.
"Trial of Thor" and Rage of Thor are out of continuity.
You never fail to amaze with the length you go to highball Thor.
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
facepalmNo shiet. Why do u think I didn't quote it?
The point still eludes u my friend.
Anyways... The use of flowery language is a common occurence in Thor stories. It was used when he shattered worlds in godbomb/godbutcher. Simonson used it often in his run. Jormugand fight is a perfect example. Lesser known writers use it.
Also.. Fighting in Nidavelier, but shaking Asgard (and Midgard?).
Make of that what you will. Just pointing out that he's a notorious realm shaker and is the king dingaling of shaking shiet.
Thor shook the heavens? Amazing.
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, Asgard is hardly the size of a realm, it was continental in size."Trial of Thor" and Rage of Thor are out of continuity.
You never fail to amaze with the length you go to highball Thor.
The Trial of Thor and Rage of Thor is a totally separate mini series. I use them because they have been referenced in Thor handbooks.
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
facepalm
Thor Ages of Thunder, Thor Reign of Blood, and Thor Man of War were all one shots that were connected as one series. I don't care to argue continuity with this series hence I don't reference them on anything Thor related.The Trial of Thor and Rage of Thor is a totally separate mini series. I use them because they have been referenced in Thor handbooks.
Which handbook is that? Issue number?
Thorbags, I'll let your little minds in on a little secret.
This is not how debating works.
Just because Thor's stories use blatantly demonstrable hyperboles doesn't mean that we take any statement in comics as hyperbole.
This is called a false equivalence fallacy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence
It would be the same as me using nanosecond used on Cyclops, which is hyperbole:
https://www.turboimagehost.com/p/39794763/CyclopsNanosecond.jpg.html
And say that this means Silver Surfer's nanosecond feat is also hyperbole:
https://imgur.com/a/N7e2vFb
Or say that any statements that are not convenient to me are hyperboles.
Each statement and scene is taken on its own merit. Each has to be argued against on its own merit.
By using false equivalencies, I, and everybody else, could literally ignore every statement, ever, in comics.
Whether or not Thor's statements are hyperbole, doesn't affect in any way whether or not the Phantom Zone one is.
How retarded do you have to be, that this has to be explained to you?
You're easily the dumbest people I've seen on these forums. Carver probably doubles your combined IQ, and he barely knows how to tie his shoelaces.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85Thor uses hyperbole to say Balder stops a lightspeed pie:
I think the Balder pie feat should reappear.
That, obviously, means that Flash is using hyperbole here, too:
https://i.imgur.com/UlH8iv6.jpg
!!!!
I think we're on to something. Is there ANY feat we can trust?!
Originally posted by Philosophía
Thor uses hyperbole to say Balder stops a lightspeed pie:
https://imgur.com/a/rgENGOuThat, obviously, means that Flash is using hyperbole here, too:
https://i.imgur.com/UlH8iv6.jpg!!!!
I think we're on to something. Is there ANY feat we can trust?!
Jokes on you.
That pie is specifically lightspeed. Flash was only throwing those rocks at 'close' to lightspeed.
Balder > Wally, confirmed 👆
