Superman vs. Thor (with a twist)

Started by StiltmanFTW7 pages

Superman vs. Thor (with a twist)

Both are powerless, 100% human.

No fancy armors or weapons of any kind.

Fight confined to Champion's boxing ring, but none of the rules apply.

Thor nearly weighs 700lbs. How would he move without the strength? Kal chips him up, unless he has the strength of a 6'7" 680lbs man that has olympic level speed and endurance?

He was already depowered to human levels in comics and moved just fine.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He was already depowered to human levels in comics and moved just fine.

That would make him the world's strongest mortal man then. Kal would be giving up nearly 400lbs here. Seems impossible if we look at Kingpin who weighs far less fighting guys that weigh less than 300lbs.

Thor would break supermans face.

Superman beats the shit out of Thor.

Superman knows a lot of martial arts skills besides super powers

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman beats the shit out of Thor.
he couldnt even beat luthor.

Originally posted by JBL THE GREAT
he couldnt even beat luthor.

You mean an almost drowned Superman?

Originally posted by abhilegend
You mean an almost drowned Superman?
you are right. Superman wins .

I thought you were just warned for trolling?

Thor

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I thought you were just warned for trolling?
Saying that superman wins is far from trolling.

Originally posted by Stoic
Thor nearly weighs 700lbs. How would he move without the strength? Kal chips him up, unless he has the strength of a 6'7" 680lbs man that has olympic level speed and endurance?

He can move fine as a human based on comics.
Not sure how that's even possible. Can a human be 6' 6" 640lbs and not be a fat sonovabitch?
*shrug*

Originally posted by JBL THE GREAT
he couldnt even beat luthor.
He beat Luthor in a fistfight while depowered at the end of Up, Up, and Away though.

How does he beat a guy that weighs nearly 400lbs more than him and moves as fast as he does?

Originally posted by Stoic
How does he beat a guy that weighs nearly 400lbs more than him and moves as fast as he does?
By realizing that Thor being "100% human" means that he doesn't have access to the bone and muscle density he does as an Asgardian. What is the confusion here?

Didn't Vandal Savage beat the brains out of Clark?

Originally posted by Stoic
How does he beat a guy that weighs nearly 400lbs more than him and moves as fast as he does?

You do know Superman with no powers have battled beings with powers before right?

Batman being the main one. Bruce gained Clark powers and he was going crazy, and Clark was able to stop him.

Originally posted by Super-fan1230
Superman knows a lot of martial arts skills besides super powers

You didn't even read the comic, like usual, you're wrong.