Coronavirus

Started by Robtard504 pages
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
didn't I predict that this clownshow would continue even past 50k american deaths?

You did:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nope, it will be the same clownshow at 50k

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

just to be clear, i predicted the same clownshow at 50K american covid-19 deaths, which will unfortunately come to pass as well

What's crazy, that was around three weeks ago. When the deaths were under 4k...

It's ok folks. He was being sarcastic.

I heard and spread that memo here so everyone knows. That was a close one.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
It's ok folks. He was being sarcastic.

what a relief. for a second I thought he was hijacking another covid briefing to spout nonsensical bullshit and be utterly useless.

Future President Biden can now use the "it was sarcasm" line whenever his dementia has his claim that kids are spending too much time listing to the phonograph.

Originally posted by Robtard
You did:

What's crazy, that was around three weeks ago. When the deaths were under 4k...

he did 👆

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
he did 👆
Totally did

I really did. roll over, STH; there's a new prophet in town

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I really did. roll over, STH; there's a new prophet in town
Stop the Hate is old news, all hail Bash PBUH

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
PBUH

Why did you hail him and then spit on him?

Peas Be Upon Him

Originally posted by Robtard
Peas Be Upon Him

Dammit...ptooey!

In a hilariously inconveniently timed special quarter mint for February 2020, it is the American Samoa quarter.

It's special back?

A bat.

You can't make this shit up:

https://www.littletoncoin.com/shop/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=29555&productId=158716&referralCode=WRB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIreaK06SC6QIVjorICh3aVQe6EAQYAiABEgI26PD_BwE

haermm

It's coronabat xd

Gotta say, though, the fruit bats on that coin is kind of adorable.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Gotta say, though, the fruit bats on that coin is kind of adorable.

they're modern masterpieces

Oh and the COVID test is absolutely terrible, btw(and least, the one I had to take was.)

They stuff swabs DEEP in both nostrils -- I could feel that shit in the back of my throat.

Originally posted by Galan007
Oh and the COVID test is absolutely terrible, btw(and least, the one I had to take was.)

They stuff swabs DEEP in both nostrils -- I could feel that shit in the back of my throat.

Why do they need to go so deep?

Is it for... sensual reasons?

Deepest penetration I've ever taken, that's for sure.

Originally posted by Galan007
Deepest penetration I've ever taken, that's for sure.
... 😖hifty: 😂 not what Backfire says!